Was chillin down on Sunset, Hangin with my peeps
When I noticed little spacemen, walkin down the street
They went into a restaurant, called the noodle bowl
It made me stop and wonder…. Do Aliens eat Pho’ ?

Do aliens eat pho
I really gotta know
Made me stop and wonder
Do aliens eat pho

How do they hold the chopsticks
Or use a Chinese spoon
Do they like it hot and spicy
Do they like it sweet and cool

[chorus]
Saracha sauce, hoisin sauce, squirt it in your soup
grab some noodles with your chopstix 
twirl them in a loop

Fill the spoon and lift it up
Hold it to your lips
Sip sip slurp slurp 
Everyone get into to it

[music plays while table line dance with a bunch of people eating and slurping their Pho while passing the bowls around in a syncopated manner]

I had to see if for myself
I really had to know
A cosmic revelation
If Aliens Eat Pho

We made a bee line across the street
Headed for the door
Grab the handle pulled on it
There was green stuff on the floor

A little man with a mop 
was talking to himself
In a weird unearthly language
He seemed a bit upset


	If you really want to know
Yes Aliens eat pho
It’s not a pretty sight
To watch them eat it though
 
They cannot hold the chopsticks
Or use a Chinese spoon
They like it really spicy
They like it with tofu 

[chorus]
Saracha sauce, hoisin sauce, squirt it in your soup
grab some noodles with your chopstix 
twirl them in a loop

Fill the spoon and lift it up
Hold it to your lips
Sip sip slurp slurp 
Everyone get into to it
 
But it gives them indigestion
Makes them all explode
Blows them up like little green balls
Their heads begin to glow

Then all at once a big ole bang
A mess from wall to wall
When you leave remember
Don’t let aliens eat pho

Saracha sauce, hoisin sauce, squirt it in your soup
Sip sip slurp slurp 123 ka boom!



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