"Stupid robot! Your sisters vagina! he screamed, as he picked up some crab-sticks and cartwheeled into the adjacent living room"

(34) Snag-Hag!

Every now and then we at The Cacophonic Sound of Awesomeness like to write sexy erotic tales. This audio is finally the truth on what happened as Luis Suarez and Patrice Evra reconciled their differences. WARNING: may not be suitable for minors. 

Freaky Fan Fiction - Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez

"In my dream, I was interviewing an autistic Chris Brown" - Sound the sporadic podcast klaxon!! Here's another one! Join us as we discuss the worlds lamest Superhero "Cosmetic Lad", Pablo's health kick, Noel Fielding's 'Luxury Comedy', a man who claims to have "MonkeyBlood" (but really is just mental) and Marcel Desailly talks about pubic hair. LET'S GO!!

Strangling Jarvis! (35)

This is The Cacophonic Sound of Awesomeness podcast. You're welcome... Join Iain and Pablo for their sporadically released journeys into immature and socially regressed banter. We're old enough to know better, we just don't really care.

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