Verse:

I took a drive at the break of dawn
Windows down sunglasses on
In the mirror I can clearly see 
A fortune staring back at me 
Saying that it's fun being a kid

Got a letter in the mail today
Another bill that I didn't pay
It had gone to collections
And they had no objections
To raise my interest rates

Chorus:

Bury the kid and grow up
Bury the kid and grow up
Bury the kid 

Verse:

Everybody else is such a pill
They say this kid's gonna get you killed
But they don't seem to understand
It was passed from my old man
The older that I got the more I fit the Bill

I don't really understand the fuss
You see the world needs people like us
See that much to your surprise
The world's a playground in our eyes
Knowing there are others that's a plus

(Whistle)

Verse:

I've figured why people stress because
Their inability to lighten up
They factor every dime they spend
But they leave no room to vent
And it stacks for miles above

So if there's anything you take from me
Be warm wild and worry free
And when you see me in the afterlife
You will see me laughing saying
Oh I told you so....


Bury The Kid

You were tipping the scale
Right until the day you tipped and fell
Spiraling down
Right until the day you hit the ground


How can this be
Caesar and Brutus
You left me alive to clean the mess you left behind
This is how the heart sounds
This is how the heart sounds
This is how the heart sounds
When Judas takes a piece

Everything was fine
Right until the day you crossed the line
Your crossings were few
But you tore down the one damn bridge to get to you

How can this be
Caesar and Brutus
You left me alive to clean the mess you left behind
This is how the heart sounds
This is how the heart sounds
This is how the heart sounds
When Judas takes a piece

How The Heart Sounds

You, you and I are the same
Just two tangled up spiders caught in the rain
And you, wound up here , somehow
But I'll glady share my bugs with you my dear

I will give you something you can sink your fangs right through
I will love you even though this world is just not meant for two of our kind

I, I was always strong
But I was an itsy bitsy spider 'til you came along
But we, we are freaks in their eyes
But I'll glady spend forever catching flies, with you.


I will give you something you can sink your fangs right through
I will love you even though this world is just not meant for two of our kind

The Spider Song

When Hitler bangs his desk in Inglorious Bastards.

Original Link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4

Neinty Nein Problems

She was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen
Blonde hair blue eyes the American Dream
She headed down from Wichita
Spoke a little Chickasaw
And worked at the bank across the road

I was runnin' round 
with some boys from out of town
We had robbed a couple trains before we celebrated
I bought a room for two and the Corner Mill Saloon
In hopes that she wont be there, when we arrive tomorrow

Aye Aye Aye put your hands in the sky
I don't wanna pull the trigger but I will if you make me
Aye Aye Aye put your hands up high
Don't wanna pull the trigger but I will

I woke up in the morning, and she was gone
How did she do it without waking me at all
I knew that she was headed to the bank, I think
My cold and tender heart, and the moment that it sank	
Was when the leader of the pack said
Lets head around the back 
Bust the doors grab the money and skee datty datty dat
I was standing right in front of her
Guns were cocked and in a blur
I had put a bullet in the woman that I loved last night     

Aye Aye Aye put your hands in the sky
I don't wanna pull the trigger but I will if you make me
Aye Aye Aye put your hands up high
Don't wanna pull the trigger but I will

We jumped on our horses and we all took separate courses
And the plan was to meet up at the hideout later
But the sheriff and his boys, got wind of all the noise 
By then the whole damn town was out there gunning for us
I was in an alley, when deputy O'Malley found me all bloodied up
 And I realized I was stuck
I was out of ammunition and not in a position 
To try to escape without the townsfolk saying 

Aye Aye Aye put your hands in the sky
I don't wanna pull the trigger but I will if you make me
Aye Aye Aye put your hands up high
Don't wanna pull the trigger but I will


Outlaw

Created with Music Maker Jam

She plucks her eyebrows while she's fuckin on the dance floor
Her man looks over and says, "Whatchoo wearin' pants for?
It seems like every time, I have to remind ya
Take off them fuckin pants and lemme get behind ya"

If you need a place to rest your thighs
Sit on my face, I'll stick my tongue inside
You're the disease and baby I'm the cure
Have another drink and you'll be wrecked for sure

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
(You've got to shake that ass and dance like a fuckin moron)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
(You've got to shake that ass and dance like a fuckin moron)

A damn concussion, falling head first on the dance floor
She looks at me and says, " AaaaaaaghAAAAaagh"
She's a big dumb slut with a butt as sharp as a fuckin band saw
Hot diggity damn, your can looks like two country hams girl

If you need a place to rest your head
Climb up in my bronco, suck my dick instead
Thanks for coming out to disrespect yourself
If this ain't what you wanted, I don't know what else.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
(You've got to shake that ass and dance like a fuckin moron)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle slut
(You've got to shake that ass and dance like a fuckin moron)

Dance like a fuckin moron!

John Kalmar