LYRICS
I got my wings clipped 
I got my Trump check 
supposed to last me through the apocalypse
I spent it all on some leftist shit 
as a fuck you to him and Mike Pence
 
I don’t give a shit about the burning bush 
Noah’s Ark or two of every animal 
is this the new flood is this new the new plague 
is this the rapture or just the first wave 
my lungs are clean at least today 
I fill 'em up Laurie rolled me a J
 
I can’t sleep with Emma anymore 
she got too many chickens in her backyard
took the urban farming thing a little too far 
they wake me up each and every hour 
she’ll kiss her housemate it’s more convenient
what with the lock down what with the Covid
it’s too much drama for me to play
I stay at home Laurie rolled me a J
 
Went to the protest shit got crazy 
you lost your mask running away 
your friends got paranoid come join my scene
make love for two weeks we’ll say it’s quarantine 
don’t call me sugar if you want to taste it 
this summer heat has got us sweating opiates 
we watch the sunset from our cage
front row seats Laurie rolled us a J
 
This girl name Cedar I had to get away 
she was fine as hell but she was too New Age 
she do that Wim Hof don’t take no hot showers 
but I’m a bad boy I need them hot showers
she got a crystal for every disease 
said "cure the Covid" she said "it’s 5G" 
won’t get the vaccine cause of the tracking chip 
hell they can track me I ain't doing shit 
track me on my couch, track me in my bed 
track me texting you, track me left on read 
track me in the yard puffing my life away 
gone like smoke Laurie rolled me a J

Laurie Rolled Me a J

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Laurie Rolled Me a J

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