Want to die in a nursing home? What are your options? Here's one.

The Euthanasia Song

Drip, drip a dribble!...incontinence is part of the human condition and should be sung about more often.

The incontinence song

Round 'em up and put them in a nursing home before they become a burden? Isn't it happening already? Check out Ian Lehmann's inspired string arrangement! Thanks to the Festring Quartet and to PJ Oaten for the harmonies.

Senile Solution, Quartet And Voice

I'm in Ireland, walking over those damp peaty boggy hills. My fine walking boots are performing well. It's a little chilly; well what would you expect? I am wearing nothing else. 

I Want To Walk Quartet

If you are going to fail, do it in style. From the east end of London to Australia's sunny shores...all with the Festring Quartet and Ian Lehmann's crazy 5/4 rhythms. 

Failure in Australia, with the Festring Quartet

Suck those stumps! With the quartet I prefer a more refined...English sound. 

The Amputee Song - with Festring Quartet

Urgent press release 
Bizarre goings-on were reported overnight at Officeworks with staff finding evidence of stationery-based rituals this morning together with a pair of trousers covered with liquid paper. Police noted:
·     Gluesticks licked by unknown intruder. 

·    Female security guard says ‘I saw nothing.’ 

Manager Mr Gaffer Tape was philosophic about the intrusion, saying ‘Some people have a thing about stationery’. 

Suspicion falls on Wee Leggie who performs Out of Hours in Officeworks as part of his Adelaide Fringe show http://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/an-elephant-in-the-room/20b7ed18-298b-439f-823b-09b1a0523477



After hours in Officeworks

There was a time when dad worked in one job his whole life and mum's job was to clean,  cook and bake cakes. Dad worked hard but as for making meals and sharing the household chores? Forget it! 

In retirement mum continues to look  after him, a life of service, a life of dedication. Sweet? Crazy? Old habits die hard. 



Orange Cake - song

'Her name is Cherise and she works in the night'. Not quite the present I was expecting! 

Bucks night present - poem

There are 120mill cats in Australia. Each kills on average eight native animals every 24hrs. This is my revenge poem. 

Cat lover? Rest easy. No cats were killed in the making of the poem. 

Kittie - poem

Remember those aunties who would kiss you when you were young covering you with their smoky smelly lipstick. Yuck!

This one was a horror

Auntie - poem

Scottish migrant John Legg (Wee Leggie) performs original and quirky musical comedy. 

In his show Wee Leggie shines a light on those issues we pretend don't exist, from euthanasia or incontinence to lust for amputees or stationery.

John sings with double bass. His compositions are composed by friend and talented guitarist/composer Ian Lehmann.

As seen at the Adelaide and Edinburgh Fringe Festivals, 2014.

John Legg Australia

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