Sherlock claims to be an expert at putting up shelves. John gets the totally wrong idea. DIY, awkwardness and some soul-searching ensue. And some shelves are put up ...

Written by (and artwork by) khorazir, narrated by ohlooktheresabee

Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/23953147

Putting Up Shelves (Narrated By Ohlooktheresabee)

Sherlock is keeping something close to his heart...  John wants to find out what it is.

Written by: @kitten-kin
Narrated by: @helloliriels
Music: Rain and thunder by Reinsamba

The Drabble Fill Prompt Series

Prompt #49 Take Off Your Shirt (Narrated by Helloliriels)

Written and narrated by ohlooktheresabee
Music by Randomwordsonpaper
Artwork by alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Consulting For Christmas Part 3 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Written by @writing_loud and @Tadpoleninja 
 
SherlockHolmes isn't afraid of staring death in the face. 
However, what happens when Death finally stares back?
Based on #iampridelocked artwork by https://veebeeart.tumblr.com

The Woman In Room 44 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

In the Dark Hours

In the Dark Hours by Hubblegleeflower Chapter 1

Summary:  Temporarily sequestered from the rest of the world while Mycroft works to bring Mary into custody, John and Sherlock have the opportunity to get a few things off their chests.
Rating: General Audience

Just the Two of Us

Saccharomyces Cerevisiae (Baker's Yeast)

Chapter 10

Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1031893

Acceptable Behaviour 

Rating: Explicit
Summary: Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context.
(Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.)
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/3328727/chapters/7948449#workskin
Music: Gleam Of Light 2 by Keith Beauvais and Dave James

About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate

3 Chair Sex Chapter  *Explicit*

Rating:  Mature
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/8704453
Summary:  John and Sherlock are throwing a Christmas Eve party, and the flat is all strung up with mistletoe.
You can probably guess where this is heading...
Music:  Stars And Snowflakes 2 by Will Cookson and Amy May Ellis

of midnight moments and mistletoe

of midnight moments and mistletoe 1 2

John happens upon a box full of Sherlock’s old yearly planners.

Written by Saintscully (@ therealsaintscully on Tumblr)
Read by Johnlocky (@ johnlocky on Tumblr) 
Read this story on A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26986978

Prompt #49 Take Off Your Shirt (Narrated by Helloliriels)

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