She went to Alabama with a banjo on her knee
Now she’s back just screaming at me
I told you baby I’d treat you nice
Why’d you got to go roll my dice
Hey now baby I’ll go with you
If you take me to the petting zoo


Damned if I do damned if I don’t
Found out later I was chasing smoke
Look at my face anit telling jokes
Clap my funky baby tighter than a poke
Buy my football bipbip my brain
Lick my butthole suck my taint
Tie my knot baby hang my noose 
Can’t believe that they turned me loose 
Buy me a ticket 
Buy me a train
Cause I’m going back to a house called pain

Got a cold hearted broke down blues
Cold hearted broke down blues
Cold hearted broke down
Cold hearted broke down
Cold hearted broke down blues

Alabama Woman

I don’t like the taste, of the plastic film, but it can keep all the ants away
They can’t seem to break, through the plastic screen, so it can keep all the bugs away

If you can break through, my cellophane, then you can break through any old thing, 
Not sure you wanted to anyway

I don’t like the smell, underneath my bed, but I can sleep through it anyway
Can't seem to break, through plastic film, but I can sleep through it anyway

If you can bite through, my cellophane, then you can bite through, any old thing 
Not sure you wanted to any way

Don’t it shine bright, when its pulled tight

If you can break through, my cellophane, then you can break through any old thing, 
Not sure you wanted to anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway

Rest In Peace

Cellophane

Mothers don’t let your daughters grow up to be sailors, all there’re going to find in this life is sand and sin.
If they’re going to go sail head for open waters, because ocean water ain’t for sinking heart strings in

If they’re gonna go sail stay off the bayou, that’s where I saw my uncle tony Joe go in, The gator must’ve smelled the cocaine stuck in his boot strings, took his leg and then I never saw him again

If I’m gonna find my way back to the shore-line, don’t you know I’d find it if the sun may shine, 
Gonna find my way back to it, by a crook or buy a telephone but, got to find my way back to my Caroline,

(Whistles)

So, Mothers don’t let your daughters grow up to be sailors, all they’re gonna find in this life is sand and sin, 

If they’re gonna go sail stay on the sweet side, ocean waters ain’t for sinking heart strings in
Ocean water ain’t for sinking heart strings in

Mother's And Sailors

I hear’em knockin, trying to come and see, 
I hear’em knockin trying to get to me, 
What’s in my pocket, It can plainly see
I hear’em knockin trying to come and see aahhh

See me driving, I’m a damage case
See me smiling gonna steal your face
I love those two pants bring them closer to me 
Long legged woman, give it up for free 

Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock

I like your tattoos, come and tattoo me
Feeling lucky, see how good luck can be
Squeeze a teddy bear, lick a lolly pop
I love the way they stare I love the way they talk ohhh

Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock

I hear’em knockin, trying to come and see
I hear’em knockin trying to get to me
I hear em singing, when I’m falling asleep
I hear the message, hear it singing to me  it said

Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
Kncok, knock, knock

Knock Knock

I’m whispering to you, a thousand miles and hour 
And if you come near to me, pay me by the hour

And if you can see through pretty darling, the back of my head
Than you can break through pretty darling
But you know I’m gonna take you there, yes I’m gonna take you there

I’m screamin for you, can’t you hear my howl
And if you can see through my girl I don’t want you anyhow

And if you can breathe through pretty darling, the back of my hand
Than you can break through anything lord
But you know I’m gonna take you there, yes I’m gonna take you there! C’mon son

Johnny Yuma

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