“Catalyst for Consciousness” is a poetic, spoken-word journey through existential questioning, cosmic realization, and soul-level empowerment. Johnny Appleweed uses a mix of wit, vulnerability, and esoteric insight to explore the fundamental human question: Why are we here?‍

Rooted in the language of the Law of One and quantum consciousness, the song proposes that love, empathy, and soul remembrance are not only the reasons we exist — but also the tools for transcending fear, ego, and illusion. Appleweed paints the human experience as a sacred volunteer mission, where each soul, like a seed, has returned to Earth to reawaken and repollinate humanity with higher vibrations.

In this transmission, Johnny blends humor with depth, name-dropping cultural figures like Bender and Jack Herer, and referencing chakra systems, crystal water, and the electrical intelligence of the heart. He reminds us that we’re not alone — we are energy beings, “7 batteries tuned by love,” and “wanderers” here to help humanity rise through conscious connection.

The track stands as both a personal mantra and a collective call to action: to humbly destroy the ego, embrace our divinity, and scatter the seeds of consciousness with reckless compassion.

Catalyst For Consciousness

“Get Up Gurrlll” is a fierce, funny, and empowering anthem from Johnny Appleweed, written in the bold, nurturing voice of Mama Ganja — the divine feminine energy and protector of truth. Spoken like a cosmic big sister with sass, soul, and spiritual insight, this song is a wake-up call to every woman (and awakened being) to rise into their divine power, shake off societal shame, and step into their role as the energetic backbone of humanity’s healing.

Through a blend of humor, spiritual metaphors, pop culture jabs, and Law of One undertones, Mama Ganja reminds listeners that the feminine is not only sacred — it’s central to the collective awakening. From ego detox to chakra alignment, and swiping past narcissists to seeding new consciousness, the track blends satire and soul in true Johnny Appleweed fashion.

At its heart, “Get Up Gurrlll” is a battle cry for love-led revolution, flipping the societal script and reminding us:‍

"We all work for you."Mama Ganja doesn’t ask permission. She rolls up with ancient wisdom, flower power, and a doobie of divine direction — calling all light warriors to get up and repollinate society with real, raw empathy.

Get Up Girlll

The song "Real Armageddon" by Johnny Appleweed is a provocative, satirical exploration of contemporary society's existential crisis, highlighting themes of higher consciousness, spiritual awakening, and societal manipulation.

Johnny Appleweed describes the real Armageddon as an internal and collective shift from darkness (ignorance, division, ego-driven behaviors) to light (consciousness, empathy, unity). This shift is contrasted with traditional apocalyptic fears perpetuated by the military-industrial complex and societal elites.

Appleweed connects modern anxieties like nuclear threats and environmental disasters to ancient themes of societal downfall (Atlantis), asserting humanity's cyclic experiences through epochs, reflected astrologically and cosmically. He underscores the significance of the Earth's current galactic positioning, symbolizing humanity's potential for profound spiritual transformation.

The song humorously critiques societal ignorance, emphasizing the need to dismantle ego and cultivate empathy as tools to navigate and transcend contemporary challenges. Ultimately, it urges listeners toward a balance between self-care and communal empathy as a means to collectively move towards enlightenment and away from self-destructive ignorance and division.

Real Armageddon

“New 2025 Plan” is a rallying cry for spiritual awakening, collective empowerment, and empathetic revolution. Delivered through Johnny Appleweed’s signature satirical, metaphysical tone, the song exposes societal hypocrisy and elite manipulation, while offering a higher-dimensional roadmap forward.

The lyrics affirm that humanity is not alone or powerless — we're surrounded by light, supported by backup plans woven into destiny, and powered by the very energy of love and consciousness. Referencing the Law of One, crystal bioenergy, and numerological synchronicities like June 12, 1981 (Appleweed’s birthday), the song reframes modern crises as the real Armageddon — not a war of destruction, but a cosmic opportunity for rebirth.

Johnny urges listeners to rise up not with violence, but with empathy and inner transformation. He reminds us that we are all “liquid crystal batteries” rowing toward the center of the galaxy, and the key to evolution isn’t external power or wealth — it’s loving unconditionally and giving more to others than to self.

Ultimately, “New 2025 Plan” is a transmission of hope, humor, and higher vision — a declaration that consciousness is installing its next upgrade, and we all have a role to play in rebooting humanity.

New 2025 Plan

"Leggo My Ego" is a raw, irreverent, and spiritually subversive spoken-word track by Johnny Appleweed that fuses comedy, critique, and cosmic wisdom. With a delivery that dances between satire and sincerity, the song starts with absurdist commentary on gun violence—opening with the image of a gun killing a whooping crane—and spirals into a higher meditation on ego, love, free will, and metaphysical destiny.

At its core, the track critiques reactive culture and cycles of violence by mocking the logic behind weapon worship, ultimately suggesting a radical alternative: “use love blinded by your own free will.” The tone shifts fluidly from playful to profound, mirroring the ego’s own slipperiness.

The second half of the song dives deep into spiritual territory, invoking The Law of One, third eye intuition, polarity, and the sacred truth that every being is 100% responsible for their own path. It’s a call to wake up, grow up, and show up with empathy and authenticity—what Johnny calls “Bee Hippy or be real, but whatever just bee.”

Funny, fiery, and fearless, “Leggo My Ego” is both a cosmic joke and a divine reminder: true revolution begins with the surrender of self-importance and the embrace of interconnected destiny.

Leggo My Ego

“Modern Day Bureaucracy” is a piercing, poetic narrative delivered in Johnny Appleweed’s signature style—equal parts satire, empathy, and spiritual wake-up call. The track tells a surreal yet all-too-real story of a chance encounter with a homeless man named Jacob, revealing the absurdity and cruelty of modern systems that govern who gets dignity—and who doesn’t.

The song opens with sharp irony: “Excuse me homeless person, You’re starting to bother society.” ‍This sets the tone: society’s rules and structures are portrayed as disconnected, hypocritical, and spiritually bankrupt. From locked bathrooms at Chick-fil-A to convoluted charity bureaucracy, Johnny exposes how compassion is conditional and wrapped in red tape.

“Modern Day Bureaucracy” is a powerful storytelling that challenges listeners to look past policy and procedure and into the heart of what it means to be human. In a world obsessed with gatekeeping and ego, Johnny Appleweed offers a simple antidote: "All we have is love."

Modern Day Bureaucracy

“Beekeeper For Humanity” by Johnny Appleweed is a spoken-word anthem cloaked in satire, self-awareness, and spiritual urgency. It presents Johnny Appleweed as both a character and archetype—a mirror for anyone wrestling with identity, ego, and the responsibility of higher consciousness in a divided world. 

It's a satirical spiritual manifesto disguised as a poem. It confronts egoic identity, societal manipulation, and shallow awakenings while offering a path forward through empathy, presence, humor, and inner balance. At its core, it’s an invitation for everyone to “bee” a keeper of peace—an authentic lightworker, not just a symbolic one.

"You're not Jason Bourne or Statham / Those guys are just a couple of egos / Masked as higher consciousness"‍

The song opens with a cheeky rebuke of delusions of grandeur. It pokes fun at ego-driven savior complexes, even in spiritual or activist garb. The message: Don’t cosplay awakening—live it with humility.

"Meditation is a less fancy word for postulating / Beautiful ideas radiating in from above"‍

Meditation isn’t framed as some elite practice but as an act of tuning in to inspiration. It reclaims creativity as a form of divine connection—receiving, not forcing.

"Everyone in society is in charge of their own destiny / Please bee for the peace or at minimum bee a kind human being"‍

The song closes by dissolving any illusion that Johnny Appleweed alone holds the torch. It’s a call to all: embrace personal responsibility, awaken to our role in collective healing, and—at the very least—be kind.

Beekeeper For Humanity

"Queen Bee" is a playful, heartfelt, and spiritually charged ode to love, humility, and sacred union. Johnny Appleweed blends humor, honesty, and metaphysical insight to reflect on the importance of finding balance in life and love. The core message is clear: to truly ascend and thrive in a polarized world, one must harmonize their inner self through partnership—with a "queen bee."

The song encourages men to treat women with reverence ("treat every lady like a queen") and to shed ego for authentic connection. It speaks of spiritual growth ("wearing a crown chakra alone is lonely") and personal transformation ("ask a caterpillar trying to grow its wings"). Johnny vulnerably admits to being a “recovering hypocrite,” yet celebrates being deeply loved by his partner, Jamie, who accepts all facets of him—even the quirky alter ego, “Johnny Weedapple.”

Referencing divine numerology ("check her Gee-matria / AKA sacred geometry"), Johnny frames his union as sacred, part of a larger cosmic design—playfully suggesting others seek their own soulmates rather than covet his. Jamie is lovingly portrayed as a spiritual powerhouse, a divine muse, and a unicorn-like being surrounded by Pleiadian energy.

Ultimately, "Queen Bee" is a humorous but sincere anthem of devotion, ego dissolution, spiritual romance, and the divine feminine—anchored in Johnny Appleweed's signature blend of satire, soul, and sacred love.

Queen Bee

“I’m Not Suicidal Y’all” is a defiant, unfiltered declaration of survival, spiritual resilience, and sovereign identity from Johnny Appleweed. Delivered as a poetic whirlwind of satire, conspiracy commentary, and cosmic wisdom, the track confronts societal misunderstandings, mental health stigmas, and surveillance paranoia—while affirming an unshakable commitment to life, purpose, and conscious evolution.

At its heart, the song is a clarion call: “I’m not suicidal.” It firmly rebukes any assumptions, rumors, or narratives that might distort Johnny’s intent, mental state, or mission. He declares himself present and accounted for in humanity’s “role call,” making it clear he’s here to uplift, not self-destruct.

Johnny shares past struggles—his time in a metaphoric purgatory—and points fingers at institutions like the CIA and the World Economic Forum, symbolizing control systems and manipulative energies cloaked in deception. These forces are depicted with humorous cynicism ("camouflaged like a Sasquatch with a cute booty"), yet their oppressive impact is no joke—likened to a “burning Tesla battery” or “a tornado of negativity.

”‍But Johnny rises above. He rejects victimhood, resists spiritual defeat, and affirms his energy spins right—toward synergy, not destruction. He disavows alcohol, stands grounded in empathy, and transcends the mental health labels society has tried to place on him. With lyrical bravado, he mocks the broken system that mislabels awakened souls as “bipolar” or “manic” while missing the true polarity of human consciousness.

Through metaphors like a rose bush late for dinner with its divine mother, he paints a picture of vulnerable, blooming spiritual evolution. His connection to “Chuck” (his father who passed when Johnny was 12) represents a turning point—away from substances and toward a clear-headed mission of planting seeds of awareness.

The song ends with defiant clarity: Johnny Appleweed is protected by light, awake to the games of power, and actively helping humanity evolve. He’s not suicidal—he’s a light-bringer cloaked in wit and wordplay, and his existence is a direct challenge to systems that thrive on fear, division, and mental suppression.

In short: Part whistleblower, part spiritual warrior, part cosmic poet—Johnny Appleweed refuses to be silenced or misunderstood.

Im Not Suicidal Yall

Step into the orbit of Johnny Appleweed —a psychedelic troubadour, lyrical wanderer, and channeler of cosmic truths.

This is more than music and technology; it’s a transmission center for empathy, satire, and soul-awakening frequencies. This is a movement where we are all empowered as presidents of our own galaxies.
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Born from the fusion of grassroots rebellion, quantum consciousness, and universal love, Johnny Appleweed weaves songs, stories, and satire to awaken unity in a world divided by ego.

Put your crown chakras back on ~ we're all Kings and Queens in this new society. Welcome to Garland[ia], y'all. The center of the Milky Way Galaxy. 🤠👑💜

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