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London Bridge (Ben Plaskett Remix)

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cover adlib of #These  Boots Were Made 4 Walking by #Nancy Sinatra
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Oh the early 2000's! I remember them like it was yesterday… Before Dirty Sanchez found our campy electro sound, we did this very early, VERY rough demo that was surprisingly goth. Enjoy!

Electric Eye Demo

It doesn't matter how you fuck him, just shut up and stick it in
Just put your legs up... 'Cause I like porn this way, baby

I like them furry, but not too young
When it comes to porn superstars
Don’t care what color just as long as they’re hung
And throw in some tattoos and scars
There's nothing wrong with fucking in a car
Just as long as you are gettin’ paid
Drop to your knees and you’re gonna go far
Thanks to the people who ain’t getting laid

So stick it in and hit PLAY
Then make your clothes go away
Don’t bleach your ass crack baby
I like porn this way
Invite your grandpa, your pet
And water sports make me wet
Dress like a big black lady
I like porn this way

I am such a gay cliche’
Straight guys suckin’ cock for pay
Baby I like porn this way
Order pizza, cannot pay
Have to pay another way
Sick fact baby, I like porn this way

Don't be a fag - just be 18
You’d better have - a giant peen
To make him gag - or make him scream

Shoving huge dildos into tight rear ends
An interracial gang-bang on the front lawn
A hot 3-way with identical twins
Maybe an altar boy gettin’ peed on
A little person that is missing a limb
Just go ahead and stick it in (hey hey hey)
Forget your fingers, use your whole damn hand
Voules vous coo shay, avec moi

So stick it in and hit PLAY
Take off that tacky toupee
Don’t shave your ass crack baby
I like porn this way
I see a big St. Bernard
And then my nipples get hard
Feed me a dog snack baby
I like porn this way

Get down on your knees and pray
Close your eyes, he’s gonna spray
Baby I like porn this way
Dumber than a box of rocks
Wearing nothing but dress socks
Sick fact baby
I like porn this way

The acting’s bad, in every scene
The dialogue just makes me scream
About ten bucks is what they spent
On all the costumes and the set
Equal portions sleaze and cheese
With cocks that hang down to their knees
Thanks to the net, don’t have to pay
'Cause baby I like porn this way

I’m craving dirty foreskin
Uncut, horsehung Mexican
And if you’re Greek now, baby
You had better not shave
See, hairless twinks ain’t my style
Cuz I ain’t no pedofile
Sit on a car jack baby
Then hit download and SAVE

So stick it in and hit PLAY
And mispronounce what you say
Act like a retard maybe
I like porn this way
Then open up for both fists
Pretend that AIDS don’t exist
Just do it bareback baby
I like porn this way

I dont care how much you weigh
If your giant bush is gray
Baby I like porn this way
You’re a pig and I’m a skank
You are Hitler, I’m Anne Frank
Sick fact, baby
I like porn this way

I like porn this way, hey x 2
I sit at home & jack baby, I like porn this way hey
I like porn this way, hey x 2
I sit at home & jack baby, I like porn this way hey
What can I say?  I like porn this way x 2
What can I say?

Porn This Way w vox

You Make Me

Holy Goof - You Make Me

What could possibly be more important than proper Oral Hygiene? This medley (featuring parodies of Rose Royce's CAR WASH, The Bee Gee's TRAGEDY, Grease's GREASED LIGHTNING and Salt 'n' Pepa's PUSH IT) will brushing, flossing, whitening and even root canal FUN!

LYRICS:

ORAL HYGIENE MEDLEY

Ooh ooh 
Girl, can’t you take a fuckin’ hint?
Everyone you’ve met tonight has offered u gum or a mint
I’m doin’ my best not to be rude
But when you, open your mouth it smells like
-- somebody poo’d

Bitch, you need some mouthwash
Talkin’ about some mouthwash, girl 
Come on now and gargle with me, mouthwash
Go ahead and drink it all now, mouthwash girl

You move in close cuz the music’s loud
When you open your mouth to speak
						you release a poisonous cloud
It’s like there’s ass right in my face
Girl, go buy some Listerine at CostCo by the case

Bitch, you need some mouthwash
Talkin’ about some mouthwash, girl 
Come on now and gargle with me, mouthwash
Go ahead and drink it all now, mouthwash girl

(Swish and rinse) 
How come that filthy mouth of yours never closes?
(Swish and rinse) 
Please, deal with your halitosis
(Swish and rinse) 
They can smell it down the hall
(Spit) 
Faces are bleeding, paint peelin’ off the walls 

Hey, get some mouthwash today
I’m sorry but I don’t know what else to say
Your teeth are brown, tongue is gray
Shut your mouth, walk away

Here I sit with a painful, broken, rotten crown
Feel like shit cuz my enamel is worn down
At a loss, cuz it hurts to eat applesauce
And now there’s just one thing to do, filling you,
Drilling you, killing you.

Cavity: When the gums are red and your tooth is dead
It's a cavity. When the nerve won’t die & you don’t know why
It's hard to bear. Without novacaine, pulling out my own hair
Cavity: When you;ve got a hole sensitive to cold
It's a cavity. When you want to shout, “Just yank it out!”
Your eyes start to cross. You can’t help but wonder, “Why didn’t I floss?”

Your hair is wonderful
Your body’s beautiful
But your smile is horrible
Why it’s fuckin’ frightening!

Go to the drugstore and get yourself some Ultra-Brite
(Keep brushing, just keep brushing)
Instead of tea or coffee, you oughta’ switch to Diet Sprite
(No complaining, it’s less staining)
It’s time to draw the line, no more berries or red wine
If you wanna look your best, you had better go invest
In Teeth Whitening
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Get Teeth Whitening, you're teeth are really gross & gray
(Teeth whitening, get teeth whitening)
Get Teeth Whitening, you cannot brush those stains away
(Teeth whitening, get teeth whitening)
You won’t get laid, until you’ve paid for Teeth Whitening
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Your teeth are total shit, completely wrecked
You need to brush ‘em, babe
Brush ‘em every day and at night working up some spit
C'mon kids, you know Jackie Beat’s main belief
Is that it’s all up to you if you want healthy teeth
Now brush ‘em

Ah, brush ‘em - brush ‘em good
Ah, brush ‘em - brush ‘em real good
Ah, brush ‘em - brush ‘em good
Ah, brush ‘em - b-brush ‘em real good!

OralHygienew VOX

Get Rockin'

This is the FFT studio version of HIAM by Britney Spears, and made by me! Hope you like it! I love the official tour remix SO SO MUCH!

Hold It Against Me (Femme Fatale Tour Studio Version)

Christina Aguilera, Resoe Ramirez, Fabio Slupie - Not Myself Tonight (André Grossi Bootleg)

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