How Funky is your chicken!?

Rollomatik got a call that one of the meanest, dirtiest funk tunes in the world was causing havoc in the dancehall, they donned their proton packs, moonwalked onto the dance floor in ghostbuster outfits, caught the song - whilst not crossing the streams - and popped it in their trap as it kicked, fought, swore and spat at them, they moonwalked off stage left and hightailed it to back to Rollomatik HQ Where Egon Rollomatik and Dan Akroyd Rollomatik did some serious remixing work whilst Bill Murray Rollomatik was funny and creepy in a way that would probably get himself put on a register if he tried that shizzle now but he did funny walks and tried to sexor everyone! and it was the eighties so it was allowed. Rick Moranis Rollomatik turned into a Big wet dog and Rufus Thomas’ Funky Hot Grits turned into a gigantic marshmallow sex machine man! He slimed me!&#13;
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Scour #100

Rufus Thomas - Funky Hot Grits (Rollomatik remix)

Scour #100 Special!&#13;
Thank you Spinforth and the Scour And Hong Kong Ping Pong Club and Fat Harry and everyone who's been helping and supporting and contributing!&#13;
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Exclusive download link coming soon, via Spinforth's Celebratory Centenary Scour #100, over at: http://ghettofunk.co.uk/scour100/ &#13;
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Promo blurb by Fat Harry: Scour Records Superstar Warp9 has been producing some of the finest glitch hop out there over this past eighteen months, imagine the damage if the warpies got their hands on some proper stone cold funk and say, glitched it up all subtle and tasteful like. Oh no, you’ll never believe it, that’s only just what’s gone and happened here! The Fatback Band’s Yum Yum (Gimme Some) has been Warp9’d to within an inch of its life and is already deciding where it shall go in your set lists! Cheeky! I feel kind of sorry for Warp9, it must be like being Danny Glover in the Skittles advert where everything he touches turns to sweet, sweet candy. The price of genius. Touch the rainbow, taste the rainbow…. Yum Yum!&#13;
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Yum Yum (Scour #100 *VIP mix)

Doctor Stereo - BertBeat

Isley Brothers - It's Your Thing

http://fortknox.bandcamp.com/album/radio-free-dc

Radio Free DC is the highly anticipated debut album from Washington DC’s funk and breaks masters, the Fort Knox Five. With an arsenal of floor rocking singles and remixes since 2003, the Fort Knox Five have the midas touch for producing heavy hitting records. For their new album, they have pulled out all the stops to deliver a record that takes the critically acclaimed ‘Fort Knox Sound’ to the next level. 

On their latest release, the Fort Knox Five take things back to their roots and keep the vibe centered around the city they love, Washington DC. As the home of many pioneering artists like Marvin Gaye, Chuck Brown and Fugazi, the Fort Knox Five draw upon their city’s rich musical heritage of funk, soul, punk and hip-hop for their inspiration. To help them realize their vision, the Fort Knox Five invited their closest friends from around the Nation’s Cap to help them create a record that captures DC’s musical diversity. 

Radio Free DC opens with a straight up old school party jam, ‘Insight,’ featuring Asheru, from the underground hip-hop group the Unspoken Heard. Asheru’s intelligent rhymes set the tone for the record “… music with a meaning, party with a purpose, being smart with the art makes the average folk nervous…” Long time co-conspirator, Mustafa Akbar, then takes centerstage on the album’s powerful, unifying anthem, ‘Funk 4 Peace.’ Showcasing their indie rock roots with a heavy dose of Funk and Soul, the Fort Knox Five enlist Ian Svenonius (from DC Hardcore’s Nation of Ulysses and The Make Up) to proclaim step-by-step instructions on ‘How to Start a Band’. Venturing deep into the heart of DC’s Jamaican Underground, the Fort Knox Five collaborate with Rootz and Zeebo from See-I, as well as the unrivaled, mic-specialist, Sleepy Wonder to deliver three of the album’s ragga fueled future classics, ‘Killa Sound Boy,’ ‘The Wonder Strikes Again’ and ‘Not Gonna Take It’. 

With Radio Free DC, the Fort Knox Five unleash their new campaign to shake the foundations of the establishment with 12 songs that inspire, incite and unite our generation to Funk 4 Peace!



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Papa Was Stoned

Re-Stereophonically grooved from the original Dial 7" single!
Limited 100 FREE Wav DL.

Enjoy, play loud, and...give the baby anything the baby wants 
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Here's the D&B version released on Resense 7"
http://shop.agogo-records.com/track/joe-says


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Joe Tex - Give The Baby Anything The Baby Wants (Doctor Stereo's Joe-Hop Version)

« Attention à la marche en descendant du train » avec dans l’ordre FR-EN-DE-ES-IT-JP l’alexandrin le plus célèbre de la RATP ! La version compilée six langues qui ne sera bien entendu jamais diffusée comme tel à bord de nos voitures !

Avec les intitulés de chaque langue dans l’ordre FR-EN-DE-ES-IT-JP :

-	Attention à la marche en descendant du train
-	Please mind the gap between the train and the platform
-	Bitte achten Sie auf die Lücke zwischen Zug und Banhsteigkante
-	Cuidado con el espacio entre el vagón y el andén
-	Attenzione al gradino scendendo dal treno
-	足元にご注意ください  [ashimoto ni go-chūi kudasai] 

L’idée de cette annonce est d’inviter à regarder au sol pour éviter de tomber ou trébucher dans le vide entre le quai et la voiture, dans les stations en courbe. C’est pourquoi les formulations peuvent être différentes d’une langue à l’autre, mais toutes parviennent au même résultat : regarder où l’on met les pieds !


« Attention à la marche en descendant du train » - Please Mind The Gap

Wait for the breakdown…….its about to get funky ya'll! 

Soul Swing

THE CORRECT FILE FOR THOSE THAT PURCHASED THE ALBUM. DOWNLOAD HERE 

PunkDisco (Jaco)

A Quantic track recorded in 2011 combining Gaitas of the north coast and trumpet lines laid down by the Combo Barbaro's cuban trumpeter Angel Hernandez. Ska undertones and bass for the dance.

How Funky is your chicken!?

Johnny Rico