*NSFW* A song about meeting someone for oral sex but not wanting go back to your home with them so you get creative outdoors.

Street Blowjobs

Not Cool To the World

hung out with my god child while fuckin' around with some free music recording program we found on the internet. 

Gabbi25

A Casio-Core version of a garage rock song by Ex Modern Teen.

Mr Bakerman(CasioCore)

Did live on my late night radio show in Winnipeg, MB, Canada. https://www.facebook.com/groups/248149498564290/ 

StrangeSoundsMIX_HappyNewYears2012

Song written after hearing my ex-girlfriend tell me of her scandalous teenage days and first times of having sex. 

RECOVERY

Teenage Slutz

Teenage Sluts(And That's How We Bonded)

StrangeSoundsMIXaugust2012A

Originally I wrote the song about this short lived cat that I had as a pet (who died in an apartment fire) but then I met this feminist woman I really wanted to impress and, quite frankly, fuck which I ended up doing. The song, though, had no affect in keepin' us together after the fact.   

Oh Luna!

One of the first songs I ever written. It's kind of my personal theme song. It's really the only song of mine that's gotten out there getting a tremenous amount of college radio air-play back in the mid-90's and used for background music on some TV and films.  

I Am a Nerd

A song about fears that "might" happen and how you shouldn't let what "might" happen control how you live.

Asteroids & Bed Bugs

Feeling depressed like you're the worst person ever and then realizing you're not so bad, in fact you're a pretty good hearted person. You were only insecure about yourself and there was no need to mentally beat yourself up. You're fine and that's OK.

Princess Forever

There's Been Times

The political chaos in this country. How polarized people are in the US. Has it almost come to this. To kill a President to get out of this mess that I feel many voters were not thinking clearly in the first place.

Assasinate President Trump

There was a point in my life that I would frequently happen upon this complaint woman at this pub I used to work at in downtown East Vancouver, BC, Canada. Her main beef with me was that she considered herself to be a better quality person than me. She based this opinion of existing as a higher being to myself because of money for she had more of it than me. You see, this squabbler of a lady was a low track prostitute and did cheap budget porn videos on the side. She, on almost a daily basis, to make her superiority evident, would remark on how she was a STAR (something that I'll never be) and I should should just right kiss her ass for it. BUT I must confess as greatful as I was for my everyday brush with fame I must question that all this fuckin' on film was more out of her penchant for injesting high amounts of cocaine into her body system. I admit, I admit, when you're as starstruck as I am guilty of you must make it live on for generations so others (please think of children) can know and not forget. To close this up, this is a profile on a trashy mouthed slut who's really enthralled with being spectularly high on coke/crack/meth/whatever.           

She's Gots To Do Porn

former television host, now local radio host. Reporting and interviewing bands and musicians after awhile thought he'd like to try playing music too. If you love what is called Outsider music JohNNy SiZZle can be an absolute master at it.  

JohNNy SiZZle

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