Yakety QUACKS (Chet Atkins)

for /r/songaweek

dumpster demon, dumpster demon
what do you like to do????
dumpster demon, dumpster demon
what are you trying to prove/?

i like fishing, i like going to the mall
i like baseball, i like everything baseball

and i just want everyone to know
dumpster demon's here to stay
here to stay

dumpster demon, dumpst5er demon
how many siblings do you have?? (do you hav do you hav)
dumpster demon, dumpster demon
have you ever been aout of state??? (hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo0)

i've got brothers, i've gort three brothers
went to texas. went to texas once.

but i just want everyone to know
dumpster demon's here to stay
here to stay

(saDder)
dumpster demon, dumpste demon
where are y our brothers now??
dumpster demon, DUMPSTER DEMON!
don't you miss your bros??

one's in law school, two are living with my mom
i miss them sometimes, i cant help it, th ey're my bros

but i just want everyone to know
dumpster demon's really strong
really strong

Dumpster Demon

for /r/songaweek

girl yo hands is crazy small
how do you call
those hands at all?

girl yo hands is wild and free
they talk to me
clap clap, clap clap

[instrumental]

girl yo hands is playin a song
that goes like this
(flute trill)

girl yo hands is (ohhhh)
but yo miiind is (awwww)
but yo braaain is (ahhhh)

clapping slowly, clapping fast
let's make the good times last
shaking hands with other girls
shaking hands with the whole wide world

girl yo hands is made of love
if love were hands
you'd have two loves

girl yo hands is tired and old
and so are you
and so am i

girl yo hands is playin a song
that goes like this
(flute trill)

girl yo hands is (ohhhh)
but yo miiind is (awwww)
but yo braaain is (ahhhh)



Girl Yo Hands

for /r/songaweek

welcome to my castle
to my castle, i'm your king
follow me and i will show you
where i keep my castle things

grab some torches, do some tortures
in my dungeon full of spikes
a king must torture someone every day

here's my room for training bowmen
and my small room full of gold
never cross me or i'll kill you
and i'll take your family's gold

if you need to use the bathroom
you can call the bathroom boy
the bathroom boy is very skillllled

if you'd like to see some jousting
in the king's own tournament
you can watch it from the hilltop
just avoid the urinal tent

there'll be wenches in the morning
there'll be pig roasts in the night
and at lunchtime's when we do our arts and crafts 

Castle Song

stars exploding
gaseous love
christmas gifts i'm
dreaming of

father christmas
mother death
santa's nightmares
on my breath


winter's bounty
kills the elf
father christmas
save yourself

reindeer games and
reindeer crimes
burning oceans
poison skies


saddest christmas
to occur
christmas day on
jupiter

reindeer games and
reindeer crimes
burning oceans
poison skies

Christmas on Jupiter

christ is back!
he heard our prayer
put your makeup on
and fix your hair

pack your clothes
and some papaya
after all that sleeping
he's a hungry messiah

when you're the lamb of god
and you died for all those sins
it's a long ride from heaven
and you prob'ly need some friends

soo let's meet our lord!
i'm so glad he is real  
so get your things together
and we're off to israel!

[whackiness]

christ returned!
from his ascension!
bearing holy gifts
from the fourth dimension

the lord of lords!
the nazarene!
the world will be more awesome
than it has e'er been

when you're the lamb of god
and you died for all those sins
it's a long ride from heaven
and you prob'ly need some friends

soo let's meet our lord!
i'm so glad he is real
so get your things together
and we're off to israel!

Christ is Back

reuploaded. now with even more christmas spirit!!

it's christmas time forever again
the beavers and the buzzards are friends
the ants march along to god rest ye merry gentlemen
the moles are all packed in their holes softly napping in rolls of gift wrapping and then????

it's christmas time forever once more
the postman hangs wreathes on each door
while families all gather 'round sailors returning ashore
it's christmas time forever and ever and ever

(saxophone solo)

it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past
it's christmas time forever at last
there's no such thing as christmases past

Hudson

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