Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=585W28cfz6Y&t
FREE DOWNLOAD: supportify.ch/dl/?track=124872

TEXAS STLYE

TEXAS STYLE

TEXAS STYLE SONG !

Kazotsky Kick - Team Fortress 2 [NoteBlock Remix]

I don't own this Music the original belong to Mowten Doo.
YT link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23LE0a9ZmYc

Scout ft. Mowten Doo-Bonkumiru

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

Did not make, only uploaded because I couldn't find it on soundcloud

link to original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3KYyc2kdo

Maggot Kombat

Erectin' a River

Original song uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrinif_bMHlQTU9MwSyVnIg

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

Dragonboink - Through The Fire And Bonk

What Is Bonk?

Original uploader: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFmXN2ZE8_7qMckuM2lYZvw

TF2 belongs to Valve.

Dag Naggit Domination Overtime

Mr. Snortobeat

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

You Got Backstabbed In The Wrong Neighborhood

Erectin a River

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Once again, I do not own this track. All credit goes to Metal Fortress for this amazing track! 
Here's their Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu5mvfbtdqWv3FXs-cD6Fug
Here's the link to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkm_RniovfQ
Go check them out!

P.S. If any thot bots or free plays/followers bots comment here, prepare to be called a wench. I hate you.

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