This song gives you that same heartwarming feeling as a phone call from your father-in-law.

Used To Mean Something

Can't Get Along

This one is going to get me put on a watch list.

Get your mutually consenting freak on!  (This song was recorded in a thong.)

Serial killers always have the best houses.  Who is their real estate agent?

Do fish-mongers fish?  Do iron-mongers iron?  What makes a monger a monger?

A-One and A-Two and A-One-Two-Three-Four . . .

This is the first time I've tried to make a song with GarageBand.  I love messing around with that thing.