Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about news stories like General Mattis, Donald Trump, an unwanted rectal exam, Bigfoot, and a little more.

The Jokes for December 20th

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp; amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about a nude selfie, a very heavy newborn, wrestling with dreadlocks, and getting married to a hologram.

The Jokes for December 28th

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about eating roadkill, running over a nail salon employee, Elizabeth Warren, a thwarted mass shooting, and Trump's New Years Resolutions.

The Jokes for December 31st

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about Brett Kavanaugh, United Airlines, cats who have an apartment, conversion therapy, billionaires, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and other news stories.

The Jokes for January 21st

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp; &lt;&lt;&lt; &nbsp; Topical jokes about the State of the Union, being jailed for helping immigrants, having sex with vegetables, anti-vaxxers, the transgender soldier ban, and of course -- the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

The Jokes for January 23rd

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about the government shutdown, smelling bad, a homeless person going to prison, a flight attendant dying, and I think that's it.

The Jokes for January 25th

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Topical jokes about controversial cookies, the CEO of Starbucks running for president, being microchipped by a corporation, an emotional support alligator, and Patton Oswalt helping a GoFundMe.

The Jokes for January 27th

No 2.0 (Ready 4 The Remix, Remix)

This is my writing packet for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. If you need a late night joke writer, contact me at jonaspolsky@gmail.com &nbsp; Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95 &nbsp;  amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4&nbsp;&nbsp;

The Jokes for May 5th - Jimmy Fallon Edition

I made up my own theme song for Dumb People Town that is now canon.

Jonas Polsky