YtCracker

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

my daughter and i just having a little fun help the police
using kace's rework of mike will made it - 23
original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

iiiiiiim 

on the web
doing work
server blades on
NATted up
doing dirt
with my JSON

JSON and BeEF
JSON and BeEF
JSON elite
JSON this beat

java driveby reaver on a wifi
in a five by five pixel where i stick the missile - inside my
payload drop like HALO - i hit the volcano
once and then i move through a series of tubes just like i was captain drano
serial killer serialize surprises don't get bitter
im trying to fit a bit o' code up here inside this header
inject a script (script) across domains
cut em up like aldo raine so they refrain from my ip range 

fill the buffer with space
and let the exploit erase
im changin the game up
like a find and replace
disk in the drive
set the channel to side
im in the backdoor
im bout to hack this now


json (f. bibbies) (mike will made it 23 hacker mixtape remix) (free dl)

Watch the video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l8N3rYpKYg

YT Cracker, Doc Awk, Beaker, Dj RoboRob

Follow @crayondroids 


Crayondroids - Destroy All Humans

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

beat by projektzero
available for download - originally posted at https://soundcloud.com/tim-nerdcorenow/pinot-noir-superstar-ytcracker

i aint no savage
when im up in the club im above average
gotta spend some cabbage
top scientist like dave miscavige
i dont drink whiskey
vodka beer no im not thrifty
my tastes are tad refined
sophisticated so i drink wine

see im an artist
pinky extend the farthest
when i got some wine to sip on
khaki slacks to match my clip on
tie yea im so classy
pour me another glass g
have a jager bomb man that shits nasty
yall clear a little path see

im a pinot noir superstar (superstar)
im the classiest alcoholic at the bar (at the bar)
got a ponytail and a hybrid car (hybrid car)
and a hand rolled cuban cigar (cigar)

grab my glass at the stem then swirl it
bitch we getting drunk off the merlot
gotta find a suitable pairing
pepperjack with the sauvignon blanc im so daring
im only two bottles down
and my corkscrew fiending to open another round
holler at a broad on my cell
say she coming through for some zinfandel

drinking fermented grapes
has caused a few mistakes
but omelettes need eggs to break
if i dont have wine then i cant create
so tonight i remain a trooper
in the morning rap game bradley cooper
classy rap game guy from looper
rap game drunken stupor ya heard

ytcracker - pinot noir superstar (free download)

bonus tune not on the album
http://introducingneals.com

dicepticon - unless you've got power

i dunno i took some klonopin and felt like making music again thanks gf kaffybaffy

shouts out to dio and shannon and gicks for blasting the original 10 hour video on firelands raids

now you can go hard in the paint with this mofizzle

ableton on the new macbook air fucking cooks btw

aptitude
stormreaver us

ytcracker - epic sax guy (hetero fag homo swag) (v1)

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

our existence teeters on an event horizon
on a one way trip to spaghettification
i'm a nation builder but i'm ahead of my time
watching tears well up like the gravity wells watch me shine
watch me get sucked under with every little blunder
beat em to the finish like a photon voltron assemble
nimble tidbits broadcast subspace frequency
quintessential lyrically say

quasar pulsar stardust material
made up of the same from the cores we ethereal
space royalty imperial born from a nebula
never a question man you can't explain that
cuz the tides still move in these vinyl grooves
and the digital alternative go solid state
and innately we all remain stately ambassadors
to a cluster of nerves in our brains

from a cluster of stars in a universe spinning
on a little blue dot filled with little men and women
where everyone is sinning and salvation is a concept
that they taught us out of what they deemed as love but really wasn't
you're my cousin made of atoms only difference is the data
not the money not errata scattered all throughout the planet
shit i had it with the falsehoods none of us are truly greater
if you want it sugar coated you can suck a now and later
i wont even waste the oxygen to reload on this verse
because every breath i'm taking on the planet make it worse

but fuck it - we got the supernova swag
if the universe is ending lets just end it with a bang
and there aint no sense in whining cuz the entropy is rising
and youre dying every second that you're wasting quit your crying 
fuck it - we got the supernova swag
if the universe is ending lets just end it with a bang
and there aint no sense in whining cuz the entropy is rising
and youre dying every second that you're wasting quit your crying 

fuck what you heard cuz im 99%in
yea i make a lot of money but i do a lot of spending
trying to keep up with the joneses try to keep it swagalicous
got a daughter got a girlfriend got an ex i called her missus
see the bitch is nerdy soldiers are just trying to make a living
but they outsourced all positions overseas and made a killing
now im feeling that my people starving - i try to put em on
seedy side of internets is always needing pokemon

always getting master balls - the only numbers that are missing
are the ones who aint up hacking all the gibsons
in the kitchen fucking cooking making proggies spreading viral
steady burning down the system like its molten front or hyjal
in denial - watched you spread them flyers and occupied the streets
teach the banks a lesson or its curtains for the currencies
screw it grab a weapon grab a hammer grab a heavy chair
id say id meet you down in hell but it seems were already there

(but it seems were already there)

and if im dying - im going crispy as a lays
im gon walk up to the devil tell him bring back billy mays
snort a mound of coke and shout with the ultimate pitch maaaaan
mighty whitey like the putty shouting "eat the rich" damn
jack move - office space ya bank accounts bare
old money heads on pikes in the center times square
fuck a drum circle man peace and love just forget it
jolly roger told us anarchys the only way to get it

ytcracker - supernova swag (v2swag)

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

take a look around this hack store
its got a selection for the leets and the hax0rs
rootkits with the backdoors
polymorphic progs with the logfile captors 
everybody lose the pc or mac wars
cuz a group of people chatting on them hack boards
it dont matter the color of your hat
white off white grey dark grey or black

everybody in my clique use backtrack
i cant even use half those apps
heard me say it on a dual core mixtape
POP shove it off on ollydbg off the grip tape
prepaid full charge with a fixed rate
tor onions fucking with the bit rate
splash page user pass call it phish bait
bit coins on trade for the phish mate

its a hacker bazaar
its a marketplace for star dot star
exploits vulns and cards
full dumps and accounts in arrays of chars

if a vendor dont respond
then dont be surprised if they dont respawn
find a little 0day sold dot com
on the market then database rows got bombed
maybe you just want a one word handle
on a social network to floss
so your friends get jealous when they sending a tweet
to twitter dot com slash boss

slanging rare custom scripts
with that try before you buy loaded in eclipse
selling out them packetflips
cuz them proxies in demand for them magic tricks
everything could be yours for a small fee
from the comfort of your home sipping coffee
have a couple of these dumb songs on me
but dont forget to give a dollar for a copy

download stupid album

ytcracker - bazaar (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

adium with the OTR
jabber on and away from the law
you inspector gadget and they the doctor claw
trying to get the penny and the brain and all
vpn on the offshore islands 
and they make every effort to silence
they fear what they dont understand and they cant control
but they cant put a cork on your soul

man they make it harder to trust
they can turn a close homie into federal busts
they can flip a little switch and have em sniffing the cuts
then youre sitting in a van with your wrists in the cuffs 
you can take the precautions
guarding your identity like proof of the martians
but the odds that youre getting betrayed
logarithmically increase with the passing of days

just an otherworldly foe
your life change when they kick in the door
aint nothing been the same and your faith is low
but you dont cave till the game give a fatal blow

chain as strong as the weakest link
one leak and the whole boat sink
thats why you gotta keep it anon like mr pink
or the reservoir will swallow you up in one drink
now i didnt write the rules
but the game aint changed since i was hacking my schools
i done made the same mistakes in pursuit of the truth
tried to hold the fam together like im michael bluth

instead im gob ninety thousand dollar suit
in a courtroom telling judges how they dont recruit
the proper talent to compute we just punish and dilute
all the spirit in our youth to compete global
tell our kids that whistleblowing isnt noble
unless youre snitching on a hacker - propaganda goebbels
give him life just for hacking into mobiles
and raise incarceration totals, shit

free album click here

ytcracker - otherworldly foe (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

YtCracker

Jonathan McIntyre