Verse 1:
I'm in the game of options market making
Gotta keep my head up, ain't no time for faking
Got my algorithms running, always calculating
Don't need luck, my skills are worth celebrating

I'm the middleman between buyers and sellers
Making sure the markets are efficient, no hiccups or errors
Got my eye on the volatility, it's a measure of risk
Gotta make quick decisions, can't afford to be brisk

Chorus:
Options market making, it's my bread and butter
Gotta stay focused, can't let my guard down, no stutter
The money's flowing, can't you see the numbers rising?
I'm the king of this game, ain't no one surprising

Verse 2:
Got my models predicting, it's a fine art
Gotta be ahead of the game, always playing it smart
The Greeks are my weapons, delta, gamma, theta, and vega
Gotta balance them right, it's like playing a game of Jenga

Sometimes the markets are crazy, it's a wild ride
But I'm a pro, ain't no need for me to hide
Got my strategies in place, gotta stay calm and collected
No matter what happens, I'm always connected

Chorus:
Options market making, it's my bread and butter
Gotta stay focused, can't let my guard down, no stutter
The money's flowing, can't you see the numbers rising?
I'm the king of this game, ain't no one surprising

Verse 3:
Options market making, it's a world of its own
Gotta stay on top, can't let my skills be overthrown
Got my team behind me, we're a force to be reckoned
We're always on the lookout, always detecting

The market's changing, gotta adapt to survive
Can't be too bullish or bearish, gotta keep a balanced vibe
Sometimes it's tough, but we're always resilient
No matter what comes our way, we're always brilliant

Chorus:
Options market making, it's my bread and butter
Gotta stay focused, can't let my guard down, no stutter
The money's flowing, can't you see the numbers rising?
I'm the king of this game, ain't no one surprising

Outro:
Options market making, it's my passion and my love
I'm in it for the long haul, ain't no need for a shove
I'm Trippie Redd, and I'm always shining
In the world of options, I'm always grinding.
(Theta)

OMM Rap

(Verse 1)
Yo, I'm droppin' knowledge bombs, it's time to get nerdy
Option volatility fitting, yeah, we're goin' wordy
Probability density, we're talkin' 'bout the curve
In the financial game, man, we got the nerve

Black-Scholes-Merton, that's the classic tale
But we ain't done, no, we're gonna unveil
The Greeks are here, like mathematicians of old
Delta, Vega, Theta, Gamma, Rho, let the story unfold
(Chorus)
We're pricing options, no puzzles, the market's our mission
Diving deep into the math, option volatility fittin'
Models and equations, we're option-centric
Focused on the details, yeah, we're getting analytic

(Verse 2)
Implied volatility, the market's expectation
Smoothin' out the surface, it's our fascination
Calibrating parameters, option pricing made fair
Equilibrium achieved, no arbitrage, we swear

GARCH and Heston, we got SABR, no doubt
A plethora of models, for the options we scout
Optimizin', minimizin', keepin' options in line
Risk management, our strategy, it's option time

(Bridge)
Through the options market, we sail, financial wizards we are
Predicting the future, we're option stars
Volatility smiles, skews, frowns, we analyze
Decoding the patterns, options market, we rise

(Chorus)
We're pricing options, no puzzles, the market's our mission
Diving deep into the math, option volatility fittin'
Models and equations, we're option-centric
Focused on the details, yeah, we're getting analytic

(Verse 3)
Now you've learned the option secrets, time to take control
Put that knowledge into action, make your portfolio whole
Option pricing, strategies, we're going for the win
In this complex game, our expertise begins

Volatility at the core, we keep it on track
Hedgin', tradin' options, no lookin' back, we got the knack
Armed with tools and models, we're option gurus
Volatility fitting, now you know the clues

(Outro)
That's the story, that's the rap, of our option escapade
Volatility fitting, in the market, we've displayed
Embrace the knowledge, the skills, we're making history
In the financial world, our expertise, the victory

(Chorus)
We're pricing options, no puzzles, the market's our mission
Diving deep into the math, option volatility fittin'
Models and equations, we're option-centric
Focused on the details, yeah, we're getting analytic

Volfit

(Verse 1)
Yo, I'm tellin' you a story, gonna take you on a trip,
Down to Costa Rica, where the sloths do their flips,
In the jungle, deep and green, they chill and sway,
Dancin' with the rhythm, slow motion all the way.

With their three-toed feet, they be movin' so slow,
But when they hit the floor, it's a sloth disco,
Dancing on the branches, like they ain't got no care,
A funky celebration in the tropical air.

(Chorus)
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, they're groovin' all night,
Underneath the moonlight, it's a beautiful sight,
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, come and join the fun,
Dance with the sloth crew till the rising sun.

(Verse 2)
In the jungle, Costa Rica, where the sloths like to play,
They're hangin' from the branches, dancin' the night away,
With their slow moves, so groovy, just watch 'em go,
They'll teach you how to party like you've never known.

Synchronized to nature, like a beat from within,
They dance to the rhythm, of the wind and the rain,
Majestic creatures, they're movin' with style,
They got a sloth swagger that'll make you smile.

(Chorus)
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, they're groovin' all night,
Underneath the moonlight, it's a beautiful sight,
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, come and join the fun,
Dance with the sloth crew till the rising sun.

(Bridge)
Now the sloths ain't alone, they got company,
In the Costa Rican jungle, it's a wild party,
From the monkeys to the toucans, the wildlife's alive,
They all come together for this jungle jive.

In the circle of life, they're finding their groove,
Even though they're slow, they got nothing to prove,
It's a lesson in patience, just watch and learn,
Sometimes you gotta slow down, just wait your turn.

(Chorus)
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, they're groovin' all night,
Underneath the moonlight, it's a beautiful sight,
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, come and join the fun,
Dance with the sloth crew till the rising sun.

(Outro)
So if you find yourself in Costa Rica someday,
Head to the jungle, let the sloths lead the way,
Dance with the wildlife, let your spirit roam free,
Embrace the slow groove, be a sloth VIP.

Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, they're groovin' all night,
Underneath the moonlight, it's a beautiful sight,
Sloths dancin' in Costa Rica, come and join the fun,
Dance with the sloth crew till the rising sun.

Badboujsloth

(Verse 1)
Yo, back in 2012, a story to tell,
Knight Capital, in the game, they fell,
August 1st, man, the day was hot,
A software glitch, they couldn't have thought,

$440 mil, in 45 minutes, gone,
Stock prices crashed, man, they had it all wrong,
Algorithmic trading, spinnin' outta control,
Knight Capital's fate, a black hole,

NYSE, Nasdaq, they all watched,
As Knight Capital's fortune, they botched,
Their trading software, meant to compete,
But in the end, man, they faced defeat,

(Chorus)
Late night, when they needed some change,
Their whole world flipped, it got rearranged,
Knight Capital fell, now it's history,
A lesson learned, don't mess with technology,

(Verse 2)
Just like Hotline Bling, this story rings,
A cautionary tale, for all the trading kings,
Knight Capital, they thought they were fly,
But like Icarus, they flew too high,

Algorithmic disaster, a glitch in the code,
They never imagined, how much they owed,
The trades went wild, the money kept pourin',
Knight Capital's demise, man, it wasn't borin',

SEC stepped in, investigatin',
Their reputation, it was decapitatin',
Getco stepped up, with a rescue plan,
Knight Capital's story, forever it ran,

(Bridge)
Don't forget the past, it's always near,
Knight Capital's collapse, let it be clear,
Their fate is written, in the history books,
Take a look, learn from their mistakes, hooks,

(Chorus)
Late night, when they needed some change,
Their whole world flipped, it got rearranged,
Knight Capital fell, now it's history,
A lesson learned, don't mess with technology,

(Outro)
So remember, traders, when you're shootin' for the sky,
Knight Capital's fate, let it be a guide,
Technology's power, it's got the might,
If you ain't careful, you'll be outta sight,

Late night, when they needed some change,
Their whole world flipped, it got rearranged,
Knight Capital fell, now it's history,
A lesson learned, don't mess with technology.

Knight Dogg

(Verse 1)
Yo, it's a special day, let's celebrate,
Gather 'round, people, don't hesitate,
We got the head of OMM Engineering,
Dominic Byrne, it's your birthday we're cheering!

Born with a talent, a mind so fine,
Solving problems like a mastermind,
A leader, a thinker, a true pioneer,
Stand up and clap, let's give him a cheer!

(Chorus)
Happy birthday, Dom, it's your day to shine,
Raise your glass, let's toast, let's dine,
We're here to celebrate you, no debate,
Dominic Byrne, you're truly first-rate!

(Verse 2)
In the world of engineering, you're a king,
Creating solutions, making machines sing,
With precision and skill, you lead the way,
Inventing the future, day by day.

Guiding your team like a captain at sea,
Navigating challenges, setting minds free,
A visionary force, you're always inspiring,
Dominic Byrne, your passion's never tiring!

(Chorus)
Happy birthday, Dom, it's your day to shine,
Raise your glass, let's toast, let's dine,
We're here to celebrate you, no debate,
Dominic Byrne, you're truly first-rate!

(Bridge)
So we gather 'round, from near and far,
To celebrate the man who's raised the bar,
For every engineer who aspires to be,
As great as Dominic Byrne, we all agree.

(Verse 3)
From your first design to your latest creation,
You've shown dedication, no hesitation,
You've built a legacy, a testament to skill,
An OMM empire, reaching for the thrill.

With every challenge, you rise above,
A mentor, a guide, giving out love,
Today we honor you, a birthday salute,
Dominic Byrne, you're an absolute hoot!

(Chorus)
Happy birthday, Dom, it's your day to shine,
Raise your glass, let's toast, let's dine,
We're here to celebrate you, no debate,
Dominic Byrne, you're truly first-rate!

(Outro)
So here's to you, Dom, as we stand tall,
Proud to be a part of your OMM call,
Wishing you a birthday filled with delight,
May the year ahead bring success and light!

DomBDay

Booted up my code, dove deep in the Chrome
Debugging Jam, I made this extension my home
The smartest dev rocks the code-filled screen
Restless programmers in coffee-stained jeans
Wore my thoughts on my key presses
My bugs endless, my fixes relentless
I miss my simple console.log releases
And back when Stack Overflow was my thesis
Before I believed in not believing in
Yeah, I typed on, who believed in me not coding in?
Error-strewn lines, all covered in sweat
My big project launched, just turned better than set
I've seen it happen, I seen it happen, I see it always
Still be coding, I see the challenges in every phrase
I click to make the debugging shorter
Fourth quarter was just a tall order
And I'm focused, I'm just not that flustered
As of late, all my lines seem not so clustered
And all my words just mean functionality
Took the team up off my back like, "That's not your territory?"
Stressing, pulling my hair out, hoping I don't get stuck
All this caffeine in me, hoping I don't get hooked
Making all of this progress hoping I don't get shook
'Cause devs still getting caught up in loops
Sometimes the code don't flow
Sometimes the bugs get millions of rows
Fixing them for little gains, is that appealing to you?
From your workstation, dual screens, what a beautiful view
I think innovation is beautiful, too
Building bridges from broken plans
What a coder could do
For future devs freed from glitches
Solving through the empty logic
Could've thrown them a solution
Helping them do good in the field
Damn, that coffee burns when it wakes ya
I still miss being a learner
And presenting at all those hackathon events
Eyes fixed, screens bright, seeing potential
And I still get inspired by Linus
And Linus still inspired by us
But if you touch my codebase
All that open-source love goes out the window
Along with you and the rest of your crew
Sipping energy drinks to stay alert
I only stop by to find my worth
And I'm only getting wiser
And I'm still Mr. GitHub star
And I still can't find an end
And I'm still choosing projects that wouldn't quit
Mom still thinks I should sleep more
And my team still think I'm good enough
And my mentor still don't take a rest
And I still be asking tech to show its grace
And I still be asking tech to show its grace

JonnyGrant

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