Ex Lax Avenue - Eddie Grunt

OI! (x2)
Now in the street there is flatulence
An' an' a lots of loads to be dumped
No way to unclog our colons
An' an' I can't blame all on our bums

Oh no, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters (x2) OH!

Workin' so hard like a plumber
Can't-afford treatments on TV
Deep in my ass is a blockage
Can't un-cork my rectum

Good God, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters (x2) OH!
...Oh no (x4)
Oh Lord, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters (x2) OH!

What is to blame intestinally?
Never can drop off my bomb
Dealin' with consti-pi-pation
And they still can't treat everyone


Oh no, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters (x2) HO NO!

Poop in the sheets
Poop in the street
Poop in the daytime
In the dance club downtown

Oh, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue --
Aaand then we'll blow our sphincters (x2) HEY!

Poop in the sheets
Poop in the street
Poop in the playground
In a dark shade of brown

Oh, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters (x2)
Oh no, we gonna walk down to the Ex-Lax Avenue
And then we'll blow our sphincters,  the Ex-Lax Avenue (x2)

Ex-Lax Avenue - Eddie Grunt

(What's that sound?)
Every now and then
I get a little bit gassy
And just-can't keep it down

(What's that sound?)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my bowels

(Keep it down)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
That my smelly farts are coming out now

(Keep it down)
Every now and then 
I get a little bit terrified
That I might need more than 2-ply

(There's the crown, brown eye)
Every now and then I have to fart!
(Farting sound, brown eye)
Every now and then I have to fart!

And I need to poop tonight
And I need to more than ever
And if I only clench it tight
I'll be pooping out forever

And I know which way to wipe
'Cause I learned from my mom--
Together we can take it to the end of the roll
My farts are like a shadow on me all of the time 
(All of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm shitting in the dark
We're living in a bathroom stall and lighting our farts
...I really need moistened wipes
Forever's gonna shart tonight
{Forever's gonna shart tonight}

Once upon a time I was falling in love
{But now I'm a slave to my farts}
There's nothing I can do
A total explosion of sharts

Once upon a time
There was light in my life
{But now there's only shits in the dark}
{Nothing I can say}
{A total explosion of sharts}

[Instrumental Interlude 2:15-2:47

(Flush it down, brown eye)
Every now and then I have to fart!
(Spinning round, brown eye)
Every now and then I have to fart!

And I need to poop tonight (repeat)
{And I need to more than ever}
And if you only squeeze me tight (repeat)
{I'll be pooping out forever}

And I know which way to wipe (repeat)
{'Cause I learned from my mom}
Together we can take it to the end of the roll
My farts are like a shadow on me all of the time
(All of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm shitting in the dark
We're living in a bathroom stall and lighting our farts
… I really need moistened wipes
Forever's gonna shart tonight
(Forever's gonna shart tonight)

Once upon a time I was I was falling in love
{But now I'm a slave to my farts}
{There's nothing I can do}
{A total explosion of sharts}...
{A total explosion of sharts}...
{A total explosion of sharts}...

(Plopping sound-brown eye)
(Flush it down-brown eye)
(Spinning round)

Total Explosion Of Sharts

You know that I'm covered in drool
You know that I'm sometimes a crier
I've got the adult baby blues
Girl I need a pacifier

Come on baby, light my diaper
Come on baby, light my diaper
Try to set my poop on fire

The time is here for flinging poo
No time to discuss my attire
Shouldn't have drunk so much booze
And taken photos inside all those tires

Come on baby, light my diaper
Come on baby, light my diaper
Try to set my poop on fire, yeah

You know that I'm covered in drool
No time to chew electric wires 
Shouldn't have drunk so much booze
And taken photos inside all those tires

Come on baby, light my diaper
Come on baby, light my diaper
Try to set my poop on fire, yeah

You know that I'm covered in drool
You know that I'm sometimes a crier
I've got the adult baby blues
Girl I need a pacifier

Come on baby, light my diaper
Come on baby, light my diaper
Try to set my poop on fire x4


Light My Diaper - The Dooks

[Gas-Aid:]
Now and then I think of when you made me dinner
Like when you ran to the bathroom after that pie
Told myself that you were using some bleach
But felt so dirty on your commode seat
I felt crusty and it's a stain I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of softness
Like royal cotton to the end, to my back end
Soap I need but there’s none left to dispense
Well you said that it would now be cleansed
But I attest that I saw a brown left over

And you didn't buy the Angel Soft
Make out like it wasn’t listed for grocery shopping
And it’s so gross I need 2 gloves
Then you bought cheap toilet paper and it feels so rough
No you shouldn't let the poop mellow
Have your friends give you hygiene tips and then call the plumber
I said you shouldn't re-use wipes
Now it's just some potty where I used to go
Now it's just some potty where I used to go
Now it's just some potty where I used to go

[Kaka:]
Now and then I think of all the times you used my toilet
But had me believing it was always caked with my scum
But I can’t wash away the stains
Popping gas-ex and lactaid 
You said you didn’t need to go
And I wouldn't want you sitting on some potty where you used to go

[Gas-Aid:]
But you didn't buy the Angel Soft! 
Make out like it wasn’t listed for grocery shopping
And it’s so gross I need 2 gloves
Then you bought cheap toilet paper and it feels so rough
No you shouldn't let the poop mellow
Have your friends give you hygiene tips and then call the plumber
I said you shouldn't re-use wipes
Now it's just some potty where I used to go

Some potty
(I used to go)
Some potty
(Now it's just some potty where I used to go)
(I used to go)
(where I used to go)
(I used to go)
Some potty

Some Potty Where I Used To Go - Gas-Aid Feat. Kaka

Just a dropping off my kids at the pool-o
Another lonely deuce, no one here but me-o
More smellyness than any man could bear-o
Rescue me before I run out of clean air-o

I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone smells my (x3)
Message in the toilet yeah
Message in the toilet yeah

A week has passed since my hot fudge flowed
But it all started with these seeping farts
Only poop can fill up the sewer 
Meds can mend your bowels but meds can't stop your sharts 

I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone smells my (x3)
Message in the toilet yeah
Message in the toilet yeah
Oh Message in the toilet yeah
Message in the toilet yeah

Went in this morning I can't stomach what I saw
A hundred billion turd chunks overflowed on the floor 
Seems I'm not using this bathroom alone
A hundred billion septic strays looking for a home

I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I'll send a P.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone smells my (x3)
Message in the toilet yeah
Message in the toilet yeah
Message in the toilet whoa
Message in the toilet yeah

Sending out a P.O.S.

Message In The Toilet - The Poolice

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can fart a trail of slime
Cause your farts don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're, no farts of mine

I say, we can dook where we want to, A place where they will step and find
And we can act like we come from a homeless ward
Leave the rotten farts behind,
And we can dance

Dookiez!

Ah we can go when we want to, the night is stunk and so am I
And we can dress in skeet from our ass to our feet
And surprise 'em with a latrine pie

I say we can blast if want to, if we don't our body will
And you can blast real rude and totally exude
And I can blast like a compost spill
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of our colons

We can dance, we can dance we're spraying it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody take off your pants
We can dance, we can dance everybody got flatulence 
Shitty dance
Oh well the shitty dance
Ah yes the shitty dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your stools and mine
As long as we abuse it, gonna keep on oozin’
Everything'll wash out right
I say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your farts behind
Cause your farts don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no farts of mine

I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of our colons
We can dance, we can dance we're spraying it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody take off your pants
We can dance, we can dance everybody got flatulence

Oh Well the shitty dance
Ah yes the shitty dance
Oh well the shitty dance
Oh well the shitty dance
Oh yes the shitty dance
Oh the shitty dance yeah
Oh it's the shitty dance

It's the shitty dance
Well it's the shitty dance
Oh it's the shitty dance
Oh it's the shitty dance
Oh it's the shitty dance


Shitty Dance - Men Without Pants

Don’t Stop Til You Make It Flush

You know, I was,
I was wondering, you know
If I could borrow the plunger,
Because the plunge,
It's got a lot of power,
And it make the clog like ah,
It make the clog like... oooh!

Stinky, is the odor now
Danger, the level's risin' now
Power is the plunger vow
That excess tissue
It takes to fully wipe
So get closer to the waste line now
Just pumpin’, 'til it drains some how

Keep on with the plunge, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you make it flush

Cheeses, are known to backfire
Ain't nothin' like ass gone haywire
I'm oozing think I stained my slacks
Temptations tasty when they're had
So let-dung… seep out through the drawers
I won't be restrainin’
'Cause this is dung power

Keep on with the plunge, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you make it flush

Shitquakes, everyone despise
It's anal splatters in your eyes
So let dung seep out through the drawers
I won't be restrainin’
'Cause my dung is ROSES, ALRIGHT

Keep on with the plunge, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you make it flush

Stinky, is the odor now
I won't be restrainin’
The clog has, dung power

Keep on with the plunge, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you make it flush

Don't Stop Till You Make It Flush - Muddy Crapson

Shitspray Supernova

How many undies must I change
How many toilets must I stain
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?
Quickly locking up the stall
Swollen like a bowling ball
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?

Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath a mudslide
With a Shitspray supernova on my thighs
Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath a mudslide
With a Shitspray supernova
a Shitspray supernova on my thighs

Fermenting brew in my insides
Turn on the vents, before I die
Wipe that fudge away now from behind
Quickly locking up the stall
Swollen like a bowling ball
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?

Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath the mudslide
With a Shitspray supernova on my thighs
Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath the mudslide
In a Shitspray supernova
Shitspray supernova

'Cause people believe, that the
Janitor is stocking supplies...
So did I, to my surprise
The bowl’s not flushing down--
Please stop the shite
Shite, shite shite shite
How many undies must I change
How many toilets must I stain
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?
Quickly locking up the stall
Swollen like a bowling ball
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?

Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath a mudslide
With a Shitspray supernova on my thighs
Monday you will find me
Drowned beneath a mudslide
With a Shitspray supernova
a Shitspray supernova

'Cause people believe that the
Janitor is stocking supplies...
So did I, to my surprise
The bowl’s not flushing down
Please stop the shite
Shite, shite shite shite

How many undies must I change
How many toilets must I stain
Why’s this toilet paper stiff and dry?--
Stall is occupied
Stall is occupied
Stall is occupied
Stall is occupied
Stall is occupied
Stall is occupied

Jordan.Strange

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