The stroke of genius within this has yet to be surmounted. The powerful symbolism and cohesive story-telling between two young men, battling the other but failing to recognize their own demons is incredible. I relate to these guys. Thank you so much.

Vladimyr P. as Doug Funnie
Fightmarker as Charlie Brown

Doug Funnie:
I’m writing in my journal cuz Doug really finds it Funnie
That you cannot kick a football; and you still think you can thud me?
When I drop beats on this Peanut; I’ll crack his chances with Peggy
This insecure Caillou look-alike loser cannot compare to me!
The pencil makes my point formally
So I will be the last artist to draw up your conclusion perfectly
This Pumpkin’s not so Great so I’ll give you a Chocolate Swirly
And this will not be the final time I bake Charlie to Brownies

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! Could you have dragged your entry on any longer?
Even with such little screen time my verse be kicking this harder
Than my chances with a football; you need a reiteration
Cuz the only way you’re fit to win’s in your imagination
You’ve run out of good ideas cuz facing me wasn’t one of them
And Since I’m Smashing Adam, I will just leave you to struggle then
This ain’t the first time a hero Doug his own grave
Ironically enough, you’re the only one needing saved
Cuz The Hamburger Boy couldn’t serve me fresh beef
So I’ll give you a real reason to be causing me grief
So I’ll be flippin’ your Patti cuz your game is awfully crappy
And you couldn’t dare to tag me so why try your best outrapping me?
This is your Biggest Brawl and you’re most certain to fall
Because it seems you couldn’t rock a Beet for me at all
Cuz you’re average and bland it’s like I’m speaking to a wall
Next time I won’t be so nice; you will still ball up and bawl!

Doug Funnie:
But you’ll be the one to suffer, and I’ll surely find it comical
I always make it possible to overcome any obstacle
You flunked that verse you spat; just another thing I should log
And you think you’ll win? What? You smokin’ it up with Snoop, dawg?
You fill me up with rage, but I won’t be one to show it
You must be one in my fan club so I’ll show you how to flow this
Am I makin’ you Jelly with a face fit with my mother?
Charlie Brown’s nothing but bad news, so I’ll smear this peanut butter
And I’ll kick him off the track cuz this what real men are made for
I bring the Peppermint so spicy this child will have to take four
You’re lacking in any leadership; can’t bring more to this fight?
You’re ‘bout as dumb as the rocks you got on Halloween night!
Getting bullied by your allies isn’t typical behavior
Chuck bit more than he can chew cuz this is rock vs paper
We’re alike, you and I, so I understand your strife
But how you Happy with that verse when you’re unhappy with your life?

Charlie Brown:
Your show is buried in embarrassment; my franchise still thrives
Funnily enough I’ll be humiliating Doug Live
With my above-average vocabulary; here is my advisory
Don’t plagiarize my shtick you’ve written down in your diary
I’ve called your Bluff in beating me that’s something I resent
But that horrible try in rhyme is the thing you should repent
Tried to guess on this test be makin’ you feel stressed
So it seems your victory’s not the only thing gone West.

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: ESKRY
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Universal Rap Battles

Tord Red Fury: Halloween Update | Bloodsucker

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyL-edEKvg&ab_channel=Doge%27sFNFStorage

Grey Impostor VA: @Atlas_glitch 

Lyrics made by:
@DogesFNFStorage 
@TheBuuBoo 
@Atlas_glitch 

Cover Art made by: Doge's FNF Storage

Mixed by: @DogesFNFStorage 

Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/sY3RhB9xXM

Heavily inspired by being in a vc one night and thinking it would be so awesome. It would be so cool-

we know some parts sound a bit jumbled, the development on this video was challenging at times lol

Please do not reupload my video/cover, if you would like to for a cover or anything else please email me or comment and @ me, thanks!

Delusion WITH LYRICS COVER | Friday Night Funkin' Vs. Impostor V4 with Lyrics | Ft. @Atlas_glitch

OUT OF PLACE  But Mickey And Oswald Sing It   FNF Cover

Pibby SPDP Till Death Do us Part

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q0jeUAXOOpk9U1HxPzHXrU4-oq2NWJuA8U_zRIKU0kk/edit
Rosenthal as Zuko
ThatAdorableFox as Weiss
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Serena
Beat Arrangement by Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Jordan Beats and Didker
Directing Help by RaccoonBroVA
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot"

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

Hi, this is my first competently made rap battle created by a mediocre rapper and writer (that's me). This is the rap battle of the century right here with 2 hot-headed emo badasses against each other in a battle of wits and strength! We have Prince Vegeta, the prince of all Saiyans and a protagonist of Akira Toriyama's Dragon Ball, against Rodrick Heffley, the main antagonist of Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Enjoy!

Voiced, mixed and written by me
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by me
Additional help: thank you auby

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VEGETA
I’m the Prince of all Saiyans, you just can’t compete
You’re a punk from a band that nobody peeps
This little kid thinks he’s the shit and that he will get laid
But he’s just a damn prick who’ll never get any praise.
I’d leave you pissing your pants, but your bro did that for me
You just stand no chance, I’ll take what you have of glory
Rocking in mother’s basement, thinking you got talent
Go home to your lame sticks and cry your heart out, bitch

RODRICK
(Tch) What was that flow dude? Did it go run off with ya’ tail?
I should be rehearsing right now and hangin’ with hot females!
While you spend all day trying to train,
I’ve got bitches in my name, I’ll put this Prince to shame.
I can see through your ego from your gigantic forehead
You can’t be a Saiyan Prince when you’re dead.
Against me, I really hope you break a leg, you idiot.
Prince of all Saiyans? More like Prince of I don’t give a shit.

VEGETA
I’ve been through hell and back, you’ve been through smells and snacks
You’re a spoiled brat whose mom beats his ass!

RODRICK
You’re such a crybaby; surprised you haven’t Löded your Diper
Your chick don’t need to fret when you’re gone ‘cuz I’m here!

VEGETA
How dare you mention my Bulma that way! You’re gonna pay!
That musical talent’s even faker than your fame 
This emo twit had better quit, though I’m sure he’s heard that sentiment
So I’ll leave you dead silent like the people in your audience.

RODRICK
I’m going to kill you. Literally kill you.
Clearly you need some rap trainin’ cuz you look like you need a Senzu
Looks like you came up “short” again, turd burglar
Droppin’ this mic harder than the fist that got your father murdered

Vegeta vs. Rodrick - Rap Battle!

Darkness Takeover OST - Temptation (Official)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LdIafMGAcpP0FaRb4KDMNbFWEl7_G97Qr_j5aLas3XY/edit
Quizzique as Mettaton
Azia as Nano Shinonome
Jingle Deleon as Hakase
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and Thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by Mega PMB
Beat by Bob Bradley and Tim Garland
Hint for next time: "Lives through their creations"

Mettaton vs. Nano Shinonome

Rosenthal as Goner Kid
Quizzique as Omen
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Special thanks to AlchemyKing, Grenade, RaccoonBroVA, and my dad (1962-2024)

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which your game never launched?
One where the devs of League didn’t need to give shooters a shot?
Their years of building unique Legends proven to be for naught,
When they just copied your first slate of Agents from Overwatch?
I’ve found no Value in Valorant, any Fun went stale
Your sluggish button-mashing gameplay reeks of Thundersnail
This hunter’s tale ended with him tragically slashed in two?
I’d get more cheerful conversations out of Napstablook
The thought terrifies me… How can I stay composed…
When after two more lines I’ll have to hear your painful groans?
Your earthen ties are worse than Monsterkind’s, denied your death
A phantom of a memory I hope that I’ll forget…

Omen:
This Controller’s known to bring the smoke and get the kills goin’
So when you face me on the mic, you’ve met an ill Omen
Through all the weapon schematics and battles I’ve encountered
I’m not surprised that this Shorty’s lacking in firepower
I render foes Blind, but here I see that’s futile
What would it do against one who already lacks pupils?
Now Gaster’s pupil serves their fandom as a source of lore
But our Entry Number Seventeen is more a Tour de Force
I’m known to live on the edge, despite my prior slaughter
You live alone on an edge, no one to hype a Goner
Your darkness only grows? My shadows cut even deeper
Not talkin’ Overwatch, but I’ll teach you to fear the reaper

Goner Kid:
I feel a little better since you’re done with those remarks
Guess you lack the venom ‘cause your bond with Viper broke apart
Yet you speak of relevance when yours was lost in Patch 2?
I guess everything functions perfectly without you…

Omen:
You forgot your place: relegated to the side-content
Spouting constant insecurities as if you’re Shyren-Head
Run back to your idol for the help you keep relying on
And I’ll show your whole Underground who’s truly the Undying one

Goner Kid vs Omen - Raisu Battle (ft. Rosenthal and Quizzique)

Mx vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!
MX: VariousVoicesVa 
Juggernaut: VariousVoicesVa 
Beat:  https://youtu.be/cCwLevZ-sds?si=2K6slZk0CMQybYiN 
Art: BuffaloBrandon

0:10
Juggernaut:
 Big red bullet
Walls? I'm running through it
 You can not stop this
CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH 


I'm a Rapid runner who races through rain.
Ruthless racing, i never refrain.
Running across rugged terrain,
run with resilience, never in vain.


Reach for the finish line, I attain.
But you lost in your own game 
Runnin with purpose, you run to sustain.
you lost to a child, ill always remain.


 It seems you couldn't keep up
 So now you're looking beat up
 You got lyrically stomped 
 In simple words, get fucked



0:41
Mx:
 Oh wow, Another lost soul stumbled into my game
 Though this time it's different, this kid seems deranged
Oh, Sorry let me introduce myself to you
I'm Mario! Now let's get started WAHOO!

Running through rugged ravines?
Running with reckless abandon, it seems. 
Can't run through your acholic father
This Grandad’ll make you go no farther

What kind of name is can-head
I see why you're forgotten 
It's time I turn you into a fable 
When this Cain gets dis-able-d


 You're a one trick pony, I'm not talking Pinkimena 
 No matter where you go, i will always find ya
 So I'll squash you so hard, youll start seeing stars
 Your lack of innocence Definitely won't get you far

1:22
Juggernaut:
 Shut up! You don't know my story, I existed before you
 I'm a living legend you're just exe’s tool
 I'll leave you a bloody stain, right apon the wall
Time for you to Powerdown and look to me in awe!

1:32
Mx:
YOU WILL BECOME A STAIN ON MY SHOE! (RUN)
… YOU CANT RUN FOREVER LITTLE GUY(RUN)
… BECAUSE JUST LIKE LUCAS REAL SOON  (RUN)
YOULL MEET YOUR DEMISE!!! (RUN *LAUGH) WAHOO!!
now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/lc9R5f4t9-I?si=VEhOrWyzxmEdOmoe

Mx vs The Juggernaut

MX vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!

milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

Vegeta vs. Rodrick - Rap Battle!

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