What can I say, it's inspired by the visual style of Billie Eilish.

Originally titled "Billie Eilish Sweaters," the name was changed due to distribution issues.

Billie's Sweaters

Donuts All Day

Wearing Lots Of Socks

You know cats and their butts. You just GOTTA sniff em. (Mostly fiction)
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Walking down the street, minding my own business
When I see those floofy felines, my heart just can't resist (can't resist)
Their silky fur and sparkling eyes, it's too much to deny
I'm under their spell, I can't help but comply (ooh-yeah)

They strut their stuff, like they own the place
With their paws on fleek, they set the perfect pace (perfect pace)
One sniff of that kitten behind, my worries just fade away
In their fluffy embrace, I could spend the whole day (ooh-ooh)

Staring at me with one winky eye
Sniffin' those kitty butts (oh yeah)
It's a pleasure I won't deny
How can you resist the kitty butt sniff??? (Butt sniff!)
You can't resist the kitty butt sniff, no! (Butt sniff!)
(Butt sniff!)

Staring at me with one winky eye
Sniffin' those kitty butts (oh yeah)
It's a pleasure I won't deny
How can you resist the kitty butt sniff??? (Butt sniff!)
You can't resist the kitty butt sniff, no! (Butt sniff!)
(Butt sniff!)

Cat Sniffs

Who doesn't love golf?? (The mini kind, anyway)
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In the neon-lit night, we hit the town
Ready to conquer, ready to astound
With our putters gripped tight we're gonna be the best
Mini-golf warriors, put us to the test

We line up the shot, precision in our eyes
Every putt a challenge, every hole a prize
The ball rolls smoothly, through windmills and curves
We're scoring birdies, and nothing else matters

Put it up! Put it up! Let the balls roll
In this mini-golf showdown, we'll reach our goal
With every swing, we'll show our finesse
Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less

Put it up! Put it up! Let the balls roll
In this mini-golf showdown, we'll reach our goal
With every swing, we'll show our finesse
Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less

Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less

Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less
Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less

Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less
Put it up! Put it up! We won't settle for less

Balls On The Ground

The Happened

Doop Doop Yeah!

Caterpillar

A long day down, another in the books
Time to head on home and hang up my hat
Feed my teeny weeny kitty cat
But on my way home I see a familiar face

To my surprise it's the national treasure
None other than the one and only super amazingly fantastical 
Handsomely incredible Bill Murray!

I said "Hi" 
he said "Hey"
I said "Are you talking to me"?
He said "You talked to me first"
I said, "Oh

Would you like to go drink at a bar?"
He said "Sure, 
let's go!"
So we walked around the corner and went to a bar!

Hey Bill Murray, won't you have a drink with me?
Let's make some memories, you and me
Hey Bill Murray, let's dance and sing along
In this crazy world, we'll have a ball

I said "Hi" 
He said "Hey"
I said "Are you talking to me"?
He said "You talked to me first"
I said, "Oh

Would you like to go drink at a bar?"
He said "Sure, 
let's go!"
So we walked around the corner and went to a bar!

I said, "Oh
Would you like to go drink at a bar?"
He said "Sure
Let's go!"
So we walked around the corner and went to a bar!
I said, "Oh!"

Happy Hour With Bill Murray

Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets

Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets

So, remember those murder hornets? 
They came in hot
Like the villain in a B-movie blockbuster
Ready to wreak havoc on our entire country 
But then, like a plot twist nobody saw coming
They vanished into thin air
Leaving us all scratching our heads
(And not because of bug bites for once)
Did they realize they were crashing the wrong party
And decided to buzz off? 
Or did they just get lost on their way 
To the ultimate hornet showdown? 
Either way, it's like they ghosted us
Leaving behind nothing but memes 
And unanswered questions
Maybe they're just waiting for their sequel:
Murder Hornets 2: The Stingening. Coming soon to a backyard near you!

Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets

Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
Murder hornets 
Murder hornets
Murder hornets
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Murder Hornets

Hey you, um, what's your face
Can't remember your name, it's a disgrace
Met you at that thing, what was it again?
Ah well, never mind, let's just pretend

You're the one with the, um, hair and the smile
But your name's gone missing, it's been a while
Sorry, pal, it's nothing personal, see
I'm just really bad with names, that's me

But hey, who needs names when we've got fun?
Let's make up nicknames, let's all be someone
So here's to forgetting, it's all in good jest
Just call me buddy, forget the rest

Ran into you on the street again
Couldn't recall your name, what can I say? 
But hey, let's laugh it off, let's not get blue 
We'll just keep chatting like we always do

You're the one from that place, you know 
With the thingamajig, put on a show
Names are overrated, let's just agree
We'll keep on talking, you and me

But hey, who needs names when we've got fun?
Let's make up nicknames, let's all be someone
So here's to forgetting, it's all in good jest
Just call me buddy, forget the rest

What's Yer Face

There You Have It

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