Freshy Kanal - Donkey Kong Vs. Winston Rap Battle Ft. Titanium1208 & BluBirdVA

Freshy Kanal: Boris Johnson vs The Penguin (feat. littleflecks)

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of color-swapped clone stalkers: Herobrine, spirit of the brother of the creator of Minecraft, versus the Mario Silhouette, castle wanderer found in personalized copies of Super Mario 64. Enjoy!

Mr. Tibbs as Herobrine
Commander Jacob as The Mario Silhouette 

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Feedback by GamingPlush64, Mr. Tibbs, bloody_queers, Zagranis, Fightmarker, etc.

-LYRICS-
Herobrine:
See me in the distance? Hope those star doors stay shut
I don't want Piranha Plant biting off me more when we wakes up
I got the godly flows to diminish distant cosmic clones
I’ll make it red when I slam your head against the cobblestone
White eyes with a wide bite but I ain’t no Chain Chomp
Mr. Sit and Watch can picture what to do when his frames drop
Bark at me, my sword will chop like cutting leaves from a tree
So don’t run up on me, I've got a whole overworld under me

MS:
I see yooou, and I’ve tracked your plans to spit bars hot
But walk in His Domain? I‘m swinging hands like Tick Tock Clock
Painful like stained glass windows. Funny: Brine’s in a pickle
Stunting with the all-black fit, though you just changed couple pixels
I’ll make you black out. This wound you can't patch out
I’m jumping this painting. No retexturing, he’ll just crash now
I’ve had it up to the fourth floor. You've been here too long
Your fans are like you: minors who can’t move on

Herobrine:
Shadow Mario’s shadow hardly flowed in a way worth considering morbid
I'm sending this bitch through a portrait and burying him in the Fortress
Or bringing some torches and burning your boring-ass lore before you start running
I'm making pyramids up and appear and they pass the polygonal palace you’re stuck in
If you're talking about design, why would I cut out the lights
Darkness surrounds you, right? So how could you count as bright
Fuck your cryptic text. Think I'm scared when you display that?
I'm the type to slash kill, but not in a game chat

MS:
Players see you, they know you're there, and even screenshot
I bust their cartridge and make their CRT screen shot
You muck with streams while I run their dreams
Bowser has to take a sub to me. YouTubers use you just to say “sub to me”
Trap you in the walls so it blocks the rhymes I can’t stand
Try stealing coins. I catch that? Start shifting out; sand land
Potions and teleporting ain’t enough to catch me, my friend
Encounter me and see a void meaning you’ll meet your End

Herobrine:
All this glitch can offer is one wiki that’s vacant
Your hip-hop’s softer than MIPS in the basement
This AI without the I cant reach my level, just try
Mock me one more time and I’ll default skin you alive
You’re running in circles. I can do this all day
Read the signs: please die quietly in the hallway

MS:
I wish your knock-off novels were your only words hurting my eyes
But I'll make sure this eulogy's Persson-alized
Mr. 2 bit isn't even cared about by their own kin
Someone must be shooting up… but there’s no Hero win
Mama-mia! You’re not worth comparing Luigi to
Obsessed with griefing others cuz your brother never greaves for you

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Herobrine vs The Mario Silhouette | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Fresy Kanal: Six vs Wirt (Little Nightmares vs Over the Garden Wall) ft. Eric the Audible & Evava

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Carter Sauce as Billy Kid
TheManBeHisLa as Von Lycaon

Billy Kid:
Pistol packing, drifter maverick! Zipped the jackets in the crimson jacket!
Chicks attracted like this figure is a magnet!
Blow a kiss, they panic! My physique is slick, the abs ripped!
I'm about to make a mess than your housekeeping inc. can't manage!
I'm a made man; you're a maid!
I'll take a Chardonnay and a steak!
Dress sharp, not as sharp as my aim! You'll be caught in a daze
When I pop it and spray, 'cause it's gon' leave a stain!
Born in endless shootings like a western movie! Barrel is a ten, a beauty!
Cowardly dog; your gang has left ya, Scooby!
You don't look threatening when your head's so floofy!
What kind of zoo you running over there where they send a pet on duty?

Von Lycaon:
Typical kid, spouting off crassness and petulance.
I can smell you from here; use a can of some fresheners.
You are hardly an adequate competitor.
Do tell, what is some patched-up metal work to a natural predator?
A hare would have the smarts to flee and run from me.
A swift check of the food chain; it's not hard to see you're underneath.
I am the alpha; you're outcasted, omega at best.
It seems as though you barely made it out the beta test.
I don't take orders from you, but you'll get served by the company.
I'll collect the bill, and a tip is compulsory.
You'll neer get casted with a face that punchable.
You'd struggle getting calls back as a stunt double.

Billy Kid:
Stay still! Hands in the air, or should I say paws?
Either way, you'll still "Freeze!" with the boots you got on!
One move and you're gone, because you fit all themes and tropes!
The hero's bound to win against a big bad wolf!
Fancy footwork? More like two left feet, bud!
Handguns do the talking; they never need to speak up!
Keep up with the time, but can't keep up with the times!
Your pocket watch shows that you'll always be behind!
If you think I'll miss, you must be dreaming!
Guns are screaming for some blood, and you just look like it's hunting season!
Put you on ice; call that a slush puppy! I got raw skill!
I'm not just lucky; sweep the competition while you mop filth!

Von Lycaon:
Before I get to you, I'll eat the main course first.
Your team is leftovers, and you're just hors d'oeuvres.
With a name like Kid, you're a pain to your friends.
They have to babysit you while you're playing pretend!
On the battlefield, I'm sprinting faster than the wind comes!
You sling guns? Well, I can put you in one!
I've got animal instincts; your decisions come from impulse!
When building you, they clearly gave you quite a thick skull!
I relish your demise and lap up the tears you shed!
Be careful with the waterworks; you might get your gears all wet!
Think that going AWOL would somehow clear your debt?
You wish to take the main role? Then you will die a hero's death.

Billy Kid vs. Von Lycaon - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Kurobane Azia as Rappa
Ethan Connor Condon as Boothill

Rappa:
(Yuh! Yo!) This ain't a battle rap; this just a rap attack! Backflipping acrobat!
(Yuh!) Shuriken grabbed in hand, all of your stats are whack; time that you hang the hat!
Upgrading everywhere, but didn't fix the main issue of shutting your mouth!
Lucky that too much intelligence really ain't something that you gotta worry about!
Let's rewind to the top, before you turned all RoboCop!
Parents flaking on 'ya; you got taken to the snow and dropped!
Spin through with ninjutsu, and ninjas get their neck severed!
Full of tech, yet struggle to send a text message!
On a different brainwave; look like you need a vacay!
You've been a workaholic; least you'll die keeping your namesake!
'Cause you can kick your feet up and lay resting when you're dead.
I'll take the last of your humanity and get rid of your head!

Boothill:
The sheriff is in town; I'm 'bout to get it loud with buck lead.
I got the highest specs; my mind is still in check, fudgehead!
I'm hunting real bounties, while you're fighting ghosts and phonies!
Your poster's "Dead or Alive", and those horns look like a golden trophy!
You paint a picture of a life that don't feel true.
Graffiti's just like Banksy, 'cause no one knows the real you!
Your worldview was toyed with, and now nothing ain't stranger.
The buzz got to your head since you've become a space ranger!

Rappa:
I gotta snap back to reality? You're the one in a fantasy!
You're so sensitive that you censored your own profanity!
Your planet's seen better days; excavated, set ablaze!
Guess the system got corrupted, and now there's nothing left to save!
Seems that all of that lecturing you did was pretty much useless!
And now that little guitar is only good for playing the blues with!
You're a clumsy hired gun, but I got a killshot that'll drive you nuts!
Show you extended clips of your backstory: the Schneider's Cut!

Boothill:
Look, I'm all for poking fun, but there's a smoking gun.
Must've learned acting from Acheron, but I'll show you how the show is run!
I've heard tall tales, but you've flew the whole damn coop!
Grab you by that tail, have 'ya spinning like a lasso!
You're looking out of place, but not out of range!
And no amount of paint is gonna shroud bloodstains!
Some vigilante dress-up act; hero complex personality.
Take you down to the slammer, you'd prolly plead insanity!
You need a doc for your primitive skull; no reason getting through!
Come swinging like saloon doors; ain't long before you get the boot!
My family matters let me down with a regret or two,
But to feel a hug again, you need tickets to the petting zoo.

Boothill vs. Rappa - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

Buggy vs Arthur Fleck (One Piece vs Joker) - RAP BATTLE! - by Freshy Kanal

[tell it]
Yes! Yes! Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech
Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites
Allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman
I am the American Dream. Even though the government tried to experiment with me
By placing me in the projects, I'm still the American Dream
Surrounded by drugs
Jeopardized my life by living around thugs
But I'm still the American Dream
Kicked outta Palmdale High School
Because I was considered a distraction to the educational process
I've traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system
And I'm still the American Dream
Entered Juvenile Hall as a tadpole;
Hopped outta prison as a bull frog
But I'm still the American Dream
The most rejected, disrespected
When I went for a job I was never selected
But I am still the American Dream
And right about now
I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some-timin'
Wishy-washy, two-faced, back-stabbin'
Coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character
With such flagrant slanderousity
But I counter-attack by calling it constructive criticism
And all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation
And I am still the American Dream
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind, but now I see
There's a lot of people out there who can identify with me
Young lady right here, you may be a single teenaged mother
But you are still the American Dream
The lady next to you, yes. Your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be
But you are still the American Dream
Young man, you may not be a baller, shot caller
With 20 inch blades on the impala, but you are still the American Dream
Young man right here, you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch
And didn't get no pussy last night, but you are still the American Dream
Yes sir, I am just like Ham. I'm for the black man
The mexican, and even poor white
All human beings that have no rights. So put down your past, pick up your future
Follow me as we journey through the Red Sea
Cause I have been to the mountain top
I've seen the Promised Land
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Underground Category
My mind has been delivered
My spirit has been reinstated from the Corporate World's modern-day slavery
I've been emancipated. Free at last! Free at last! Fuck a drug test
I'm fittin' to roll some grass. Love, peace, and Afro grease, Fro-ever! Buccooocc!
A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W. 'Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

The American Dream... [Frostbite Howlers ft. Afroman] (uncensored)

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy

Forrest Gump:
Video: Greg
Audio: Light

Waterboy:
Video: Freshy Kanal
Audio: Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom & 8_Bit

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Written By: 
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Brodecai, Mat4yo

Lyrics:

Waterboy: 
I’m known to win fights, so hold your mic tight.
You don’t seem heavily prepared when a feather is your guide. 
I’m evil on the field, this ain’t a ping pong battle.
Better gather your gospel peeps, my verse is the devil!
You’re not the best competitor, as your script would say
Since everybody knows you as the dude who runs away
And when one round of flow from the Waterboy is busted
On the streets they are reporting that a forest got flooded!

Forrest Gump: 
You put yourself on high standards for pointless ranting.
Stupid is who stupid does, and you’re on the top ranking.
My momma once told me there are unexpected losses,
But if you’re in my box, it’s time to drop the chocolates.
I was tackling Vietnam while you got Virginia testy.
Man, you’re supposed to give me water when I’m resting.
You bit everything off me, now I’m chewing on your title.
I guess it’s the second time you get bullied by your idol.
I got all the folks running miles for my quotes.
So step aside, you’re not the only shrimp on my boat.
You’re squabbled out of this run, it is not a big stunt.
Or in your language, that’s 12 points for Forrest Gump!

Waterboy: 
These wallpins make me so tired.
Gump's in a bit of a slump, is his Momma a ghost writer?
Take her quotes to your grave when I’m ending this fight.
We still got some space between her and your wife.

Forrest Gump: 
Finding space for my Oscars while you're finding commentary
But you're far from quiet in Forrests with the Golden Raspberry
You quarrel on the ground, so just let me be your guide.
Here's looking at you missing my lines, cross-eyed

Waterboy: 
A fan of Dr Pepper? You rap more like Dr Salty's mate
I'll bodyslam you hard like you were plugging Gatorade!
But I wonder how your mind builds any rap structure.
When your education consisted of quickies with your mother
So in this football crossover you’re looking a lot lower.
Cuz I’ll leave this off-flower right under my lawn mower.
Don’t mess with the big bird when you’re a wee pullet
That’ll bite you in the ass like a million dollar bullet

Forrest Gump: 
You should be abandoned and I’m the one to bother
Then take over your money, but I’m not your father
I brought it to the people, and it doesn't need much rapping
To sum up your movie... shit happens.

Boothill vs. Rappa - Rap Battle!

Jose

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