i think it's a tie. alastor has more structure, but caine can definitly slay

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PE$O PETE as Tricky the Clown
King Mewtwo as Springtrap
Eddiefrb as Phone Dude (CAMEO)

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Tricky the Clown:
ENTER THE MADNESS! GET INTO COMBAT AND I’LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TATTERED ATTRACTION!
RAGGEDY RABBIT LOOKING LIKE ENERGIZER’S ADVERTISING FOR BATTERY ACID!
YOU ARE INVALID! MURDERING CHILDREN ‘CUZ YOU’RE A PATHETIC WASHED UP LITTLE FAZ-BEEN!
TURN YOU TO SCRAP AND THERE’S NO REBUILDING YOURSELF WHEN I TEAR OFF A F-TON OF AFTON!

(RAAH!)

Somebody, clean up this Withered brit (HANK!!)
Looking and smelling worse than Queen Elizabeth
I’m making rackets with Wimbleton (HANK!!)
You’re watching people swing rackets at Wimbledon
Shoddy designer, just look what those locks do
Only thing that you’ve been building are law-suits
You got off Scott-free, knowing you won’t die
Pumped full of Remnant, talk about pro-life!

Your creator built up a STUFFED UP WALLET
And that moron used it to fund some FUCKED UP CAUSES
Defended his actions because it’s “WHAT GOD WANTED”
I went and asked Jebus and he said “FUCK SCOTT CAWTHON”!

Phone Dude:
When I said we needed some wrappers, I’m glad you’d still come
But dude, you won’t believe it! We found one, a REAL one..

Springtrap:
Greetings, Doctor. I trust you’re working hard
But why not set some time aside to build some fucking arms?
You act just like a Baby throwing tantrums with no purpose
And you call yourself a clown? More like the entire Circus!
My killing spree is endless, I’m never out of options
Unlike your only weapon, I show no signs of stopping
And yes, I target children, true, but I would never groom them, please
Your fans are safer with me than in your communities


Tricky the Clown:
YOU’VE DONE IT NOW, YOU’RE SCREWED!
I WON’T BACK DOWN TO YOU!
YOU DON’T KILL CLOWN, YOU FOOL!
STEP BACK AS CLOWN KILLS YOU!

MASK OFF!! How ‘bout we dig into
this Jack-off with disses Halloween Edition
‘Cuz Afton’s a frickin’ absentee and villain
Quit rapping and visit back to see your children
PASSED OFF parenting ‘cuz William
Had to be hidden acting as a businessman
Tragically silly daddy saw his kids get
Attacked by the same contraptions he was building but
WHILE GONE, I met with your wife
And we tend to get a bit quirky at night
I’m stuffing her birthday suit, that ho is bad
Can’t salvage your body so she throws it back
BAD LUCK! Now Sit ‘N Survive
‘Cuz I got the Improbability Drive
The devil is here, and your soul’s for the taking
Your hell begins now, SO DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!

Springtrap:
Your charade as a god has brought me far little terror
Compared to this jester pestering me with audio errors
So either put back on that dumb mask or lock up your sprung trap
You can try to burn me, but Tricky - I always come back
I suppose I should’ve guessed your rhymes would mean nothing
When this Flash-in-the-pan is only known from Friday Night Funkin’
Lyrical serial killer, you’re just a sniveling wimp
So this rabbit will leave you scooped up ‘cuz Tricks are for kids
You know the power that you’ve harvested can’t actively be harnessed 
You’re just tasked to be the Auditor’s distraction while he watches
But now Afton’s left you charred and bodybagged, so I’ll be thought of
As the man behind the slaughter of the sham inside Nevada

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Produced by Mxtt Bourn
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Cover Art Design by Eddiefrb
Additional Instrumentation by ENNWAY
Special Thanks to Walk, YouLoveSkyler, Joosh, JosiahGamesTV & Krinkles

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

"Back for Another Bite" - Five Nights at Freddy's Rap

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LYRICS:

[Verse 1] Dawko (Glitchtrap)
I was trapped inside
Burned alive 
Though in this code now I reside
Don’t you dare blink
You and I will sync
Glitch by glitch, piece by piece
Reconnect, I guarantee
Oh, I’m so two-faced
Your soul will be erased

[Pre-Chorus 1] Dawko (Glitchtrap)
Doors, mask, flashlight too
I am coming after you
Fix vents to escape
Or repair them till you faint
Glitch tapes everywhere
You’ll be unable to bare
What my gift is to you

[Chorus 1] Dawko (Glitchtrap)
Oh, let me out!
Strapped to the system
Switching places with the victim
Now I’m forcing you to listen
Yeah, never doubt!
I’m the real monster
Couldn’t it be clearer
Like I’m staring back from a mirror  

[Verse 2] AP (Player)
I will not obey
Won’t be lead astray
I do not like the mask you made
None suspect me
Sneaking discreetly
Glitch by glitch, piece by piece
Reconnect, my enemy
Oh, I’m so two-faced
My soul won’t be erased

[Pre-Chorus 2] AP (Player)
Glitch tapes everywhere
Please believe me, he will share
What his gift is to you!

[Chorus 2] AP (Player)
Oh, let me out!
Strapped to the system
Switching places, I’m the victim
Now I’m being forced to listen
Yeah, never doubt!
Who’s the real monster?
Couldn’t it be clearer
Like I’m staring back from a mirror  

[Bridge] AP & Dawko
Celebrate, decorate, resonate, cannot wait
Step by step, tear by tear, I’ll make my way back in there
Calibrate, activate, replicate, pain and hate
Step by step, tear by tear, I’ll make my way back in there

Celebrate, decorate, resonate, cannot wait (Let me out)
Step by step, tear by tear, I’ll make my way back in there (Let me out)
Calibrate, activate, replicate, pain and hate (Let me out)
Step by step, tear by tear, I’ll make my way back in there (Let me out)

[Pre-Chorus 3] AP & Dawko
Doors, mask, flashlight too
I are coming after you
Fix vents to escape
Or repair them till you faint
Glitch tapes everywhere
No longer able to bare
What our gift is to you!

[Chorus 3] AP & Dawko
Oh, let me out!
Strapped to the system
Switching places with the victim
Now I’m forcing you to listen
Yeah, never doubt!
I’m the real monster
Couldn’t it be clearer
Like I’m staring back from a mirror  

Oh, I’m the real monster

Glitch tapes everywhere
Please believe me, he will share
What his gift is to you!

#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

Let Me Out

Let Me Out (feat. Dawko)

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GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
LongestSoloEver as Caine
Jeesh as Alastor
garbageGothic as Pomni and Bubble
RaccoonBroVA as Jax

Caine:
(Well, well!) Welcome to the global network!
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him! His old soul is severed!
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record!
Seven years with his head in the dirt,
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard!
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Caine; he got sonned by Adam!
(My, my!) Pal, you try to hide your past but I can see through
All the scars behind your laugh, I know the real truth!
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules,
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose!
I'm on air, and gravity's a choice!
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
But don't you worry; he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps!

Alastor:
You look a bit jittery; lay off the JavaScript
How many times can you glitch as a party trick?
If your fans aren't in hell for liking your show, they certainly are for the art of it!
We've no vacancy for another "Oh, what if this show for kids made you scream?"
There's a place the street across that you know well,
Take him to the "Haz-bin-done-before" Hotel!
I don't even really see what the fuss is,
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint!
Truth is, you're a bad boss, and your hack job establishment might be fucked,
Because you were given a sandbox, and yet everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
If I made that, I'd want myself Abstracted!
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain; it’s like your guests got web trafficked!

Caine:
I know being on camera's not your forte;
Deer in the spotlight, was caught in 4K!
(Oh no!) Now you're dead, hunting for your next job,
And for your résumé, you've already got a headshot!
Now introducing: Pomni and Jax!
Uhhh, I don't think I can rap?
Just beat him up. What?!
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast!
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor,
So please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance,
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack! (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry, but you know how it goes!
Video killed the radio star, and digital killed them both! (Both, both, both, both…)

Alastor:
Listen close, you worthless scum, if you don't shut your fucking gums,
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue, then pull each tooth out one by one.
I'll have the appendages severed, the rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled,
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests with their first proper meal.
You understand?
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces!
All for this high tech; who would choose it?
You're the proof that AI is ruining music!
Used Candyland for your cruel amusement,
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans!
Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos,
'Cause everything will become Hell if you Stay God!

Caine vs. Alastor - Rap Battle!

FREDDY

FREDDY (feat. MatPat)

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

JUMP (prod. rav3n)

Vox cut: Kosi - Taco Bell
Prod. Molly Water & Mr. Clean 2025

Mi$h Ma$h

Enjoy!
Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op2bcqpLI8Q

Caine vs. Alastor - Rap Battle!

Jose

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Loser. (OFF FOR SUMMER😭 BYEEE!! I LUV YALL)

Loser. (OFF FOR SUMMER😭 BYEEE!! I LUV YALL)

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