Freshy Kanal - King Dice Vs. Oogie Boogie Rap Battle Ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

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The Kevin Bennett as Pico
RecD as Blitzo
Fightmarker as Boyfriend (CAMEO)

Pico:
Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I’ve graduated and you’ve just entered the school grounds
You think you’re Tricky, but I’m the one killing you, clown (look)
You better can it, fool, you’re lookin’ like Cassandra junior
I’ll blam and school ya with my gang of shooters
When I make that A.K. pop, ain’t no motherfucker stanning Loona
There go at least 90% of all the fans that viewed ya
I see a goth kid, turn off the business shtick
And I’m dropping sicker shit than your daughter’s syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw, then send a hit
To her jaw and split the bitch like her pa’s relationships
Now I’ve just gotta burn some lead to get the crowd Funkin’
This man’s known for turnin’ heads - so quit the owl fucking
My trauma ain’t half as bad as what’s in that head of yours
I thought I saw a real opponent - that’s Blitzophrenia

Blitzo:
Okay, first of all, it’s Blitz, pipsqueak, don’t fuckin’ try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks, the “O” is silent
Now, I may be a demon, but your creator is fucked
What kind of freak thinks “Hmm, Columbine’s not racist enough!”
You fucking edge lord, that shit’s like a razor blade
And then when Funkin’ blew up, you were too risque to play
Until ninjamuffin said “fuck it, let’s just make him gay”
Your story, your preference - man, not even your As are straight
Aww, you think I’d feel bad and comfort you through this?
Bitch, you are an ass-ass-in, I don’t give two shits
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father - didn’t want ya - took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy - then I’m outtie - that’s a Flash bang
You’re the virgin version to the chad Piconjo, it’s true
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you probably do
Although you’re not who I pegged to try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in bed, that takes Moxxie, kid
So if things don’t work out as the officer of your hood school
I’d like to hire you - as my personal footstool

Pico:
Take on this kid from Columbine, I’ll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that’s your whole group of furries shot up all at one time, ‘cuz I’m

Pico & Boyfriend:
(PICO!) 
The one and only
You’re a cheap clone of me, like Fizzaroli
You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed
And with your job, I’m losing count of all the homes that you’ve wrecked
Everybody that you mistreated has now scorned you and left
And when you’re killed, not a single soul will be mourning your death


Blitzo:
Oh, go cry to your Kickstarter, you precious nerd
I’m shocked you didn’t add a stretch goal for that second verse
You should kill yourself now! You cringe ass Nene baby
Like Darnell, I’m spitting fire, don’t Play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your site has tanked, man
Nowadays you’re just some nostalgic hipster’s spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time, I hope you had fun
I’d damn your ginger soul to hell, if you had one

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by FLOCKABOI
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Valonide
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Blitzo vs Pico - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Mr. Monopoly VS Julius Pringles ft. littleflecks

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Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as The Announcer
littleflecks as Red Guy, Kirk Burbank's ID Card, Talking Record Player and Exec 3
AdamDRB as Truman Burbank
The Stupendium as Yellow Guy
George Wilson as Duck
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 and Connor Quest as Truman Show's executives

Intro:
[chattering] Okay, quiet on set everyone! [chattering stops]
Okay, rap battle intro. (Okay, got it!)
Cut to Truman title card. 3, 2, 1. (Truman title card!) Brilliant!
Cut to Red Guy title card. That's not my name. Uh, action!

Red Guy:
Who's this guy? The man with the odd face.
I would really prefer for you to get lost, mate.
Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays?
Wow, even my voice has better range.
Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest.
He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored, and still he left.
They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject
To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet.
Maybe swap your batteries; it isn't just your set where the lights are out.
Wow, really, what a tragedy, how you were driven mad with your wife around.
Anyway, as a dad, I'm glad to see we're all celebrating Father's day right 'bout now.
Oh wait, let's check your dad's ID. ([ID file:] Hey, I think that he might've drowned!)

Truman Burbank:
Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya, then good — that'd be greatly ideal!
Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!
Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss,
Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong! My dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and that duck "for the wiiiife"?
Ripping through you like a magazine! No sweet talk; I ain't a fax machine!
Honey, I had the saddest dream where Not-So-Little Red Riding Rug tried on some tacky jeans!
With your dark, creepy theming, you managed to reel in
An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is!
So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid!
Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit!
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad:
There's not a single creative in that colorful cast!
The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared:
Yo, here is how you too can rap! Here is how you rap: first of all, you rhyme,
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat, and you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon!
This is how you rap! I did it!
That's not rapping! Yeah, it is. No, it isn't.
See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted.
And now there's gifts everywhere, and he's ruined Christmas!
The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge!
Stop trying to raise it and give it up. Like Truman's mum!
Maybe you would like that musical advice
As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines!
Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage.
'Cause I'm the top dog. He's Grolton, you're Hovris!

The Truman Show:
We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave.
He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji; please!
Uh, hang on, change frequencies–
Seems they shut it off, like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this!
I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?!
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the red guy, nah; I mean a separate buffoon!
I'm directly addressing this message to you!

Outro:
Uh, sir, now what?
Um... get it down, get it down, cut to outro!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Luke Reardon as Doctor Eggman
Freeced as Jack Horner
Doobus Goobus as the Ethical Bug

Doctor Eggman:
(OHOHOHOHOHO!)
You're a fool to fight with Ivo Robotnik!
This will be easy as pie, with all my mind has accomplished!
"Doctor, I have a problem! I'm as cocky as Sonic!"
Then I prescribe five missiles that I've locked in from my cockpit!
Now BEHOLD! This is how an egg runs shop!
I don't need an emerald to wreck a hedge-fund-hog!
You're a giant in the shadow of a doll that's 5'4",
'Cause no one would bear witness to the Ultimate Eyesore!
I'm the greater thinker: this inventor hypothesizes
Jack's already been lobotomized; now I'll roboticize him!
Take 'ya big thumb; I'll show you a space to insert!
Step to me, I'll step on you until your name's the Pink Blur! (Hoho!)
Jack Horner, get back in the corner; stay in a sulk!
And that's an order, you man-baby; you wait 'til you're told!
I'm Midas touched, so like the Olympics, I'm taking the gold!
You're uncontrollable, chaotic; I am chaos controlled!

Jack Horner:
This guy is a grand inventor?
One rodent can blow up all his planned endeavors!
So I don't intend to sit here and withstand a lecture
From a man who rocked up looking like a band director!
Nicknamed the Eggman, boy; how'd you get that?
Is it 'cause every machine you make will break fast?
Humpty Dumpty with a big 'stache gon' be dead last
When I crack his head, scramble him in my next batch!
How about you calculate the redundancy of a theme park in space?
People can scream from just one look at your face! (AAAH!)
Doesn't it sting? The whole of Mobius loathes you! (Hahaha!)
Dozens of rings, yet no one you could propose to!
How did Gerald's grandson become an utter bore?
Kidnap Elise again; you two deserve each other more!
What would Grandpa think, seeing you fail at love and war?
Maria's shelf life ain't as sad as what you've done with yours!

Doctor Eggman:
Keep that weak spiel going; see if I care!
I'll make fleets from the harmless creatures that fill your nightmares!
My perfect mind will always beat your mystic arts!
I'm done whizzing on the moon, now I'm pissing on your wishing star!
You're about as subtle as a baby brown bear,
So get Amy down from there, Mr. LazyTown Hair!
I run at a pace not even the speed of sound dares!
Don't you stare down with me; you can't make it downstairs!
You're not a mob boss! Can it, Lord Smallquads!
Love life is like Excalibur: you cannot get your rocks off!
I'm dominating! Down a potion you can compensate with,
And get filled with more toxic chemicals than one John Mulaney!
Parents thought you'd be met with applaud on stage for their business,
Now the only noise you're hearing is from crickets!

Jack Horner and Ethical Bug:
Jack, leave the man alone; he's too old to fight you!
You're right! Baldy needs to make-a-wish more than I do!
Wha-- p-put yourself in his shoes, at least!
I would, but my feet aren't the shape of size 50 toucan beaks!
I've had some bad accomplices and watched them die next to me,
But those Dalek nipples are by far the worst accessory!
With your Mean Bean Machine, you can't prove Jack
Except like your little plans, you should've never been hatched!
Run off with your army of prototypes, and then get a pro to type!
You got no bars left, since Prison Island got pulverized!
Before you leave for your mushroom planet and get stranded in it,
Take him to the trophy room! I pronounce this battle... finished.

Jack Horner vs. Dr. Eggman - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Beetlejuice
GameboyJones as Candyman

Candyman:
The murmurs of my curse will bee heard again,
Murdering the worst suburban disturbance to lurk within a Burton flick!
Terminate pervert vermin's exterminator services!
Belly of the bee-ast; this invertebrate can't worm out this!
Words about me spread like fire and smoke of the demon.
Your only headline of note is receding!
Middle-aged Joker peaked at his old theatre school;
Relives his days of glory bee peeking at fifteen-year-olds!
A sequel/remake story? Tell Keaton's agent he's too old!
A star we'll see fade shortly? Bee-telgeuse is easy for him!
Your weak brain's storing an ego of extreme proportions.
Head keeps on growing; the healer better shrink it more!
I fantasize of a coward writhing in the afterlife.
Add a manchild's cries to my count of infanticide!

Beetlejuice:
Ahem... direct your eyes to the TV, please!
Not the man with the Hand-Hook for the Recently Deceased! (Argh!)
Your name's in so many films, it's like they're trying to have you manifesting!
You suck at the Whole "Being Dead" Thing!
Candyman canned the mantle because he can't demand
More than high-schoolers to call up the Hook-Handyman!
Recant, demon! Put that bitch down; ditch the puppy love!
The way you shoved that tongue in her filled me with stomach bugs!
Oh, I'm the washed-up one, huh? Well, you're the artist, brother!
That why your city made you bleed like some watercolor?
Some awful myth powered off gossiping!
Your fan club's in the bathroom, 'cause your legend's one crock of shit!

Candyman:
I'm the writing on the wall; you should have read it!
Talk of my hand? Keep yours out the dresses!
Here's a hint for you, Bee-tlejuice: I stomp fiends,
And I'll make a sex pest's insides splatter on the concrete!
Your escape plan's to take a child to the mate lands,
Offering a diamond crest ring for your young fling!
I lap circles around you, Epstein in a clown suit,
But I'd prefer not to learn what ring you've been running!

Beetlejuice:
CUT! Stop, Tony! You're not on his level, dawg!
Don't push your luck; just take the damn fight with the Leprechaun!
Nice fuckin' business model; daddy's rolling in his grave!
Taking stories based on slaves and exploiting them for change!
Check it! Dragging my name? Then let me get real!
I'll rock your Banana Boat, 'cause you've been slipping since Peele!
And if I'm a sex pest, you're a borderline felon!
I've been to hell and back; you're still in line to get in Helen!
'Cause the only time you found a honey in your lifetime,
They all rallied to have you stung to death like a hive mind!
Threw a candy wrapper on the pile and left him cooked up!
The roast with the most, worse than your last hookup!

Beetlejuice vs. Candyman - Rap Battle!

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Shwabadi as Arthur Morgan
Ethan Connor Condon as Trevor Philips

Arthur Morgan:
I know you like denial, but this is brazenly dumb.
You should pick better fights, but... can't change what's done.
I'm a headhunter; you're wanted dead or alive.
Cut right there on your neck? I'd be mighty obliged!
There ain't enough space for the two of us on my route.
Gotta teach a druggie 'bout shooting up at high noon.
I ride with my crew; yours ties you in a tight noose.
Christ, kid! Even your own hairline would slight you!
It ain't my place to judge whatever business you have,
But your mom fucked you up... and you'd fuck her back?
My poor horse would drop from all the baggage you got!
So maybe get lost, like this is the mall and I'm your pops!
You're too off-the-rails for a heist; that's your problem.
But I've found any trainwreck is prolly worth robbin'!
It eats you alive that Mike crushed all you ever did.
This cannibal freak got a taste of his own medicine!

Trevor Phillips:
I'm sorry, cowboy... we actin' like we're tough?
Sure you'd take the smoke with that crap inside your lungs?
Wanna get rough, cowboy? Guess we're in luck...
You can lick my nuts and pretend I'm Dutch!
And tell me, where's the money that he promised you?
Cough it up, not the blood! FUCK! What is wrong with you?!
One girl has talked to you that wasn't a prostitute!
And she still left; only pigs ever wanted you!
We both know you shouldn't bring a rat to your cheddar,
But what's it to ya? Your stash is a couple cans in the desert!
That is your treasure? You hipsters in the mountains make me pissed off.
Bumfucks don't even have a doorstep I can shit on!

Arthur Morgan:
Where do you get off blabberin' about attraction?
You don't get a passing glance from gals 'til you kidnap 'em!
I would never cave and be some stooge for the government.
There's more bits of brain on yer boot than yer fuckin' head!
I don't like to hold grudges, and yet you're under my skin.
Vengeance is a fool's game, but so is lettin' ya live!
Let's finish what's started... Can I get a witness protection?
I got bullets with your name and no more Brad-skull to catch 'em!

Trevor Phillips:
What a brave guy, tryna pay for his crimes
While his wife died for less than the change on her eyes!
Drop the nice guy polite "pick me" act, you fuckhead!
Dragging bodies through nature with that shiny moral compass!
'Cause fuck that! Honor's an excuse to die broke!
I'd sell your heart of gold and use that light dough to buy smokes!
You're at the end of my rope, so keep your lasso strapped!
I'll drag your ass until you really get to see Tahiti and back!
Wanna get wasted? I got rounds you drown in!
So when you go to Hell, tell Lenny that you found him!

Arthur Morgan vs. Trevor Philips - Rap Battle!

VideoGameRapBattles "Cam" as Bendy
Mcgwire as Cuphead 
Produced by Summer Kid Slay
Mixed and Mastered by caelix

LYRICS:
Cuphead:
Think I’m getting just a little Deja Vu
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes
Cause if a demon tryna battle with this steaming china 
buddy then you must be hangin’ with the tipsy troop

I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin’ foe
Let’s let our titles both decide who’s best in show
The one without a soul who pushing out his games on mobile
Or the man who lands a netflix show 

Call us rivals? Don’t be insane 
You got 30s style, in a 3D game
now Talk about how much coppin’ out it’s lame
Like Dark Survival, You can’t be saved 

I quest across the country for a legendary chalice
Your maker tossed soon as  he could ink a deal with alice
You look a little dry from being made for kids
So tip me over and suck on this

Bendy:
Well Cuphead seems to act the same
He likes to roll the dice
He came upon the Devil’s game 
And Gosh he paid the price
And now he’s fighting for his life
In a mission fraught with dread
And once the devil spits some rhymes
The devil takes your head

Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
then You’re blowing more steam than your buddy elder kettle
just go mug at all your losses from a dozens different bosses
We would never come to crosses cause I’m on another level

I’m coming from a series that is ripe with scares
But you’re the freak belongin’ in a nightmare fair 
Try and pull peashooters on me you’ll be down and out
Save it for when Mugman givin’ you a round a bout 

Cuphead:
And you think you’re takes are the best?
You’re ink game is making a mess
And I spit so mean it puts demons to rest
oh so fast like the phantom express

While you wander all round your map
I run and gun and gun on the track
Call me your studio give you the axe
and leave you on the cutting room floor like your act

Bendy:
Sad your rappin’ isn’t harder than game
I’m surprised your verses didn’t get delayed
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls
can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim

Have to say you are the weakest of my foes
Cause it’s an ink machine against a little rubber hose
Now my time’s done here, thanks for comin’ to my show 
See you in 5 more years when you want another go

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show - Rap Battle!

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