WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/pj8-6pDekuA?si=UBN4w3cwZYwXseR4

Luke Reardon as SpongeBob SquarePants
Eddiefrb as Captain Underpants

Mancha as Squidward
Freshy Kanal as Painty the Pirate
Luke Reardon as Fred the Fish & Mr. Krabs
Quizzique as French Narrator

ryTchie as George Beard
Dilly as Harold Hutchins 
JesseBoxVO, ryTchie, garbageGothic, Freshy Kanal, swizkii & Eddiefrb as the Underpants Choir

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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Stepping on a beat, you know that I’m ready!
So pull up, Krupp, and I’m not talkin’ bout a wedgie!
I know you battle naked but that fashion statement
Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (MY EYES!)

Listen buddy - if I’m being honest
When it comes to stripping - better stick to the comics
Compared to my three topping box office hits
Man, your film hit the deck AND THEN FLOPPED LIKE A FISH! (ohhhh!)

I’m bathed in acclaim, and all ages adore me
Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
Were labeled as lame, and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly
Replaced by your maker’s new stories

Alright, pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you’re no Mrs. Puff
But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘Cuz you were the first one to get your waste banned

Captain Underpants:
STAND DOWN, SQUAREPANTS!
I’LL WRING OUT THIS SPONGE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
You’re an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate! (ha ha ha!)

Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in SILENCE!
I’m the Captain, you couldn’t get a boating LICENSE!
While we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat!
Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory!

Your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down!
Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound!
Got the tighty off-whities, I’m looking slick!
While you are a sponge and you still have no drip!

(UNDERPANTS!) Your panty raids are wicked!
(UNDERPANTS!) Admit it, evildoer - you get no britches!
(UNDERPANTS!) Who let this man cook? His bars are torture!
Stick to flipping patties - THAT’S AN ORDER!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, an order! Squidward! (yeah, I heard ya.)
(No shoes or shirt) but we’re still gonna serve ya! (ugh)
My Karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red
So like a Krabby Patty, I’ll turn this beef on its head!

I make work fun! Your school is such a bore
You don’t corrupt kids minds, kids are corrupting yours
And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off 
How’d you get more dirty minded after being brainwashed?

You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
But blackmailing children? Now THAT’S dirty laundry
I’ve met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they’re stronger
Than this super zero who can’t last a second underwater!

(SpongeBob splashes Captain Underpants with water, reverting him to Mr. Krupp)

Mr. Krupp:
Hey, what’s your deal, bub!?? You got me all wet!
Under the sea is right, you get an F!
You’re just another troublemaking brat
That keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna (SNAP!)

Captain Underpants:
(gasp!)
(UNDERPANTS!) TRA-LA-LAAA! It’s no wonder
(UNDERPANTS!) Your animation went in the gutter
(UNDERPANTS!) Like Nick had altered your business model
From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama!

(UNDERPANTS!) Stephen had said that wish was to try
(UNDERPANTS!) To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
(UNDERPANTS!) But then came Sponge on the Run, almost as if it was spite
Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Diamond Style & GlitchDude
Art by Luke Reardon (SpongeBob) & BMB (Underpants)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Orignal track:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1RRC8GkfTY

Jevil Vs Bill Cipher(GamingPlush64)

SONIC.EXE Vs. The Mandela Catalogue. RAP BATTLE (ft. Shwabadi, Quizzique, And GarbageGothic)

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
?pord seidob akem I erehw wonk annaw uoy oD
Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

SONIC.EXE vs. BENDROWNED - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mei Xin Bierzynski as Yuri
garbageGothic as Susie
JustGamer as Ralsei

Yuri:
Eh...? A guest..?
Well, I better make some tea...
So that I can spill it when you're stepping up to me!
Ah-
I didn't mean it!
I just... can't steady my heart...
It's just when i rap, my body gets incrediblyyyyyyyy hëÂŨĐ±ŒđĨËLĸĀñȔĨtÕÌü¾Œ×ŦÙȚß
To find who has the better ink, I will lead
Fighting a writer, but I don't even think you can read
Lizard with the ripped jeans and a raccoon on her head
I'm guessing by your dress, you don't get a lot of bread
Who cares about this brat?
I don't even want to look at you
Drop you like a manual from Ralsei, throw the book at you!
Drop you like a card king, have you folding in this fight
Drop you in the Dark World, call that Ghost Under The Light

Susie:
When I cared to tune into your rap, I was impressed
Didn't think you'd have a verse more padded than your chest
But you know that I'll take no L's against a sissy goth
Quiet people pissing over poems really piss me off!
Heh, maybe I misinterpreted what a face off was
You don't got bite in your lines
Dumbass, I ate the chalk
Like, come on!
Only thing you do with pens is–
Wait, she WHAT?!
Dang, i just might be on Natsuki's side:
I may throw up!
Face it, punk, I took the beat and ate it up, and I'm still hungry
I'll rob you of your chocolates
Not that I'm worried you might see
You're such a dummy, Ralsei's songs have done more to excite me
So treat this battle like I cut my finger; freakin' bite me!

Yuri:
Hhhh... You should have kept those bangs over your eyes...
It doesn't take a third eye to see your demise...
You're a pussy
In an alley... not much you have to eat...
Why don't you go off looking for quarters with Natsuki?

Susie:
That third eye calling must be garbage noise, cause that was trash
Also, you only have two eyes
Dumbass!
I'm out here finding worlds, I'm in the goddamn prophecy
You're just the kind of nerd that I shove into lockers, I'm a beast!
I could swallow a box of chalk and I'll feel like Susiezilla
I will Markov your Portrait when your face is chewed and spit up
Disarm you like C. Round
That's a checkmate, so stop it
Cause I'm sure I'm doing better things than you are in the closet

Yuri:
I've had it with your accusations and sickening attitude
You can brag what that ax can do after I'm done stabbing you
If my heart stops, it'll be the one heart attack here that succeeds
Indulge in your dark, roaring fantasies, lets see where that will lead
He couldn't take the edge of my blade...
So you can't handle me
Expendable as Yoshi to your friend
Hope they command you eat so many apples that you fucking die from all the rancid seeds
And then you turn to dust and fade away like a sandy beach
You stand deceased, Lancer and your family
Your fantasies, a cancer in your soul
A soul that's God, a God's abandoned tree
A tree sprouting ideas
A confession, an eye yet to see
A thought composed of clocks composed of gears composed of memories
An ember made of negative degrees
A snake that wants to eat a snake that wants to feed
A shaking hand, a hand that wants to breathe
A reaching set of times collide from empty seas of red
A being breaking and remaking time and space
A deep regret, a wheel, a wheel that breathes
A breathing zombie's bleeding thought forgot to breathe
A breathing father's beeping monitor
A bleeding somber sleep
A God that breathes, a breathing watch
A beating heart, a watching beat
A breathing verse, a bleeding lyric
YOU'LL SEE EVERYBODY BLEEDS!

Susie vs. Yuri. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
JT Music as The Spot
Shwabadi as W. D. Gaster
Eddiefrb & Fightmarker as Gaster's Followers
Snakebite126 as Wrong Number Guy
Freshy Kanal, TAFox, Evava & Swizkii as Bullying Children

The Spot:
Woah, you're actually alive after all!
I've heard the legends, Dr. Gaster! Say, how was the fall?
Hello? You hearin' me?
Just get out of my way before you have to see what happens when I kill a speech!
A glitchy mess of code, you're just a bug; I'm known for stompin' em!
I'll take a scrambled easter egg and fry him like an omelette!
He's only known through whispers from that cult of guys who follow him!
I'm pleased to meet the Underground's Royal Scientologist!
That job you worked through blood, sweat, and tears to get
Went to some awkward nerd who doubled down on the sweat!
Senile man couldn't build a CORE if he tried some sets!
I've dealt with garbage heaps before; your noise ain't a threat!
Buddy, I'm busting down your door, 'cause I don't want to hear no more squeaks!
Spill him on the ground like oil and call him WD-40!
Reconsider if you think that I'm some villain of the week,
'Cause you'd see millions of me before your finished game's released!

W. D. Gaster:
Very, very interesting...
I pray this log won't get lost like his third entry.
The test subject struggles with spiders as enemies.
Perhaps he should address me as Webdings...
His powers are in flux; mind the failure with the ATM.
It seems the only dough he can acquire is from bagel bread.
With an unstable head, his rage at children's unfounded.
Perhaps he's bitter Morales is more grounded...
(Dude, I'm right here!) Though his jokes are obnoxious.
Note to self: try and locate Dr. Ohnn's off switch.
His fate's to be a joke; he kills to escape that
His whole life is filled with PREDETERMINATION.
His fate's to be a joke... PREDETERMINATION.
It seems soon, I'll fade back into darkness.
Let's see if he'll achieve what my theories have promised.
This is wonderful progress...

The Spot:
Don't think you can just hide in code! I'll— WOAH!
Now I'll turn the search for you into nightmare mode!

Gaster's Followers:
It's rude to talk of people who are listening. (Well, that's the idea.)
Be glad he tunes out what C-tier villains think. (NOT LISTENING!)

The Spot:
Oh, that's real funny, buster!
What? Scared I'm gonna kick your bony tail back under?!

Wrong Number Guy:
Can I speak to Spider-Man's greatest foe? (Well, I'm busy, but—)
Sorry! We got the wrong number!

The Spot:
Oh, now you begged your gang of cronies to pick on me?!
Like I care about some brainwashed hippie frea—

Bullying Children:
Spot is a loser! Smells like a loser! Spot is a—

The Spot:
ENOUGH!
...
Found you...
LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT YOUR GUINEA PIG! I'M NOT YOUR PUNCHLINE!
I HAVE BEEN DISMISSED AND INSULTED ENOUGH TIMES!
Take the souls you've hidden in; they'll never even touch mine!
Each timeline you're living in, I'm turning into dust piles!
Since you speak in hands, you can translate what mine say when wrapped 'round your neck!
I'll break down all that's left of your miserable excuse of an existence, and you'll finally get one canon event!

W. D. Gaster:
You were less than what I predicted.
What a disappointment, how poorly you fared...
I thought the fix for your ego could fix my condition,
But they're both shattered beyond repair.
Because you fold as you're lead to your downfall,
You're stuck in a hole that there's no coming out of.
And your family's in your past now.
Like a shadow, you were cast out.
Why cure myself now?
I've found solace in soulless, endless darkness.
I see the lights going out,
And as it consumes you, my domain remains Spotless.

The Spot vs. W. D. Gaster - Rap Battle!

Bill Cipher vs Flowey the Flower. Snakebite Rap Battles (Gravity Falls vs Undertale)

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
ENNWAY as Happy Appy
TaigaTonic as Rap Rat

Happy Appy:
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"... Well you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons
For helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
And order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma, I give them hope
Like a poster for Barack Obama. I was getting dubs from Russians
Now I'm rushin' a dub. You caused a Couple of Cowboys
To crumble to dust, Oh no! His lines are cheesy
Rap Rat's going to fall, If you want to help with this verse
Give this number a call

Rap Rat:
Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for thе main attraction
Come on, get up, close to thе screen, I'm no ghost I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I Ratatatatatata
Rap Rat! Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack and you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash like
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-I win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks
By a kid who barely reads, you aren't Hot or Cold
You're just a crummy Katy Parody, so don't challenge-challenge
The realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(HAHAHAHA) You're a bad apple

Happy Appy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11 and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, You were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend, In the present?
Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik's-
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

Rap Rat:
You aren't saucy, You look like you're about to get dipped into caramel. This is what was classified as scary? Hell, quit staring
At children inside the bushes, you creep. You leave em crushed
In debris. I'm just munching de'brie!
In fact, never let this mother fucker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list, sucker-sucker-su-sucker-sucker. You never got in a lick, You aren't cool just because
You're on a popsicle stick. This prick who-prick who-prick who
Never existed failed, I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name RAP RAT C-C-Cause this match is over

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

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