CHECK OUT THE VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/ylx3nGC8sSE

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

Eddiefrb as El Chupacabra
Mancha as Mothman

Mothman:
There’s not a single newspaper in West Virginia 
That compares to the viciousness of the ink my pen is printin’
The moth is drawn to the spotlight while you’re trapped in it’s shadow
So make yourself disappear like Chupacabra-cadabra
You had better back it off, I’ll ensure this rabid dog
Has his shots when I’m firing back, on the track I’m hot
Wreaking havoc and passerby haunting, left in traumatic shock
Livestock is all you’re snacking on, Senor, you’re just a laughingstock
55 years and my legacy’s lasted on
Your legend is less set in stone than my statutes are
You’re sick, but not on the mic, you’re having dog days
I’m getting under your skin, so call me Mothmange
I’m dropping bombs, ay 
I’ll turn this track into a verbal TNT Area and set you ablaze
And the whole reason that this battle put me first
Is that I’m predicting the disaster that’ll be your verse

El Chupacabra:
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
What’s a biggity boy to the diggity dog 
They call me the goatsucker, but to you, that’s nothing
Cuz it sounds like on the mic, you’re the GOAT at sucking 
You’re a tourist attraction spawning festivals to shill
Your locals milk you more than the animals I kill
You’re a mascot, so how could you beat me, may I ask you
If you couldn’t even take down a confederate statue
I mean, you’ve been a joke since your early conception
It looks like you took a wrong turn to the furry convention
Muchacho, my entire Point is you’re too damn Pleasant
You gotta learn to threaten residents with more than just your presence
You’re a moth to my flames, better stay where you tread
Or I’ll leave you an alebrije on the Day of the Dead
This Hot Topic Chewbacca is choking hard like a shock collar
Don’t act like you’re not bothered - I’m a freakin’ Mothballer!

Mothman:
You’re going Will Feral - that performance hurt to view
Get the comedian that named you to write your verses too
You toy by saying you’re more voracious but your pop culture makes it
Clear the only gang you roll with’s Mystery Incorporated
You’re so dry, my hemoglobin is missing
‘Cuz you drained all the life out of this battle more than your victims
And the only beef you’ve ever experienced is with cattle
This bridge is burnt and collapsed and you took Silver in this battle 

El Chupacabra:
I’m cutting off your blood flow, you fail to be vampiric
Try to bite off me and you’ll pale in comparison
Yeah, on the track you’re sounding terribly alien
Hop back in that UFO, you hairy Roswellian
Fanbase is cultists that worship this poster ward
I, for one, reject our faux insect overlords
No conspiracy in this battle to dispel
Call me just Chupacabra cuz I gave you this El


Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell
Art by BMB
Cover by Rabi

El Chupacabra vs Mothman - Urban Legend Rap Battles

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

#rapbattle #creepypastas #fridaynightfunkin

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snakebite126 as rap rat
shimario as bob
ennway as bǫ̴̥̠̼͛̀͘͝͝ͅb̵͔̪̅͛̑̈́͠

written by dilly
(additional writing by trakked, nooby, swoldow, and ennway
mixed by serena
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by bmb and grenade
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB 





Rap Rat vs Bob (FNF) - Rap Battle! (2022)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as The Announcer
littleflecks as Red Guy, Kirk Burbank's ID Card, Talking Record Player and Exec 3
AdamDRB as Truman Burbank
The Stupendium as Yellow Guy
George Wilson as Duck
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 and Connor Quest as Truman Show's executives

Intro:
[chattering] Okay, quiet on set everyone! [chattering stops]
Okay, rap battle intro. (Okay, got it!)
Cut to Truman title card. 3, 2, 1. (Truman title card!) Brilliant!
Cut to Red Guy title card. That's not my name. Uh, action!

Red Guy:
Who's this guy? The man with the odd face.
I would really prefer for you to get lost, mate.
Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays?
Wow, even my voice has better range.
Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest.
He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored, and still he left.
They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject
To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet.
Maybe swap your batteries; it isn't just your set where the lights are out.
Wow, really, what a tragedy, how you were driven mad with your wife around.
Anyway, as a dad, I'm glad to see we're all celebrating Father's day right 'bout now.
Oh wait, let's check your dad's ID. ([ID file:] Hey, I think that he might've drowned!)

Truman Burbank:
Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya, then good — that'd be greatly ideal!
Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!
Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss,
Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong! My dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and that duck "for the wiiiife"?
Ripping through you like a magazine! No sweet talk; I ain't a fax machine!
Honey, I had the saddest dream where Not-So-Little Red Riding Rug tried on some tacky jeans!
With your dark, creepy theming, you managed to reel in
An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is!
So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid!
Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit!
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad:
There's not a single creative in that colorful cast!
The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared:
Yo, here is how you too can rap! Here is how you rap: first of all, you rhyme,
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat, and you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon!
This is how you rap! I did it!
That's not rapping! Yeah, it is. No, it isn't.
See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted.
And now there's gifts everywhere, and he's ruined Christmas!
The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge!
Stop trying to raise it and give it up. Like Truman's mum!
Maybe you would like that musical advice
As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines!
Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage.
'Cause I'm the top dog. He's Grolton, you're Hovris!

The Truman Show:
We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave.
He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji; please!
Uh, hang on, change frequencies–
Seems they shut it off, like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this!
I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?!
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the red guy, nah; I mean a separate buffoon!
I'm directly addressing this message to you!

Outro:
Uh, sir, now what?
Um... get it down, get it down, cut to outro!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Luke Reardon as Doctor Eggman
Freeced as Jack Horner
Doobus Goobus as the Ethical Bug

Doctor Eggman:
(OHOHOHOHOHO!)
You're a fool to fight with Ivo Robotnik!
This will be easy as pie, with all my mind has accomplished!
"Doctor, I have a problem! I'm as cocky as Sonic!"
Then I prescribe five missiles that I've locked in from my cockpit!
Now BEHOLD! This is how an egg runs shop!
I don't need an emerald to wreck a hedge-fund-hog!
You're a giant in the shadow of a doll that's 5'4",
'Cause no one would bear witness to the Ultimate Eyesore!
I'm the greater thinker: this inventor hypothesizes
Jack's already been lobotomized; now I'll roboticize him!
Take 'ya big thumb; I'll show you a space to insert!
Step to me, I'll step on you until your name's the Pink Blur! (Hoho!)
Jack Horner, get back in the corner; stay in a sulk!
And that's an order, you man-baby; you wait 'til you're told!
I'm Midas touched, so like the Olympics, I'm taking the gold!
You're uncontrollable, chaotic; I am chaos controlled!

Jack Horner:
This guy is a grand inventor?
One rodent can blow up all his planned endeavors!
So I don't intend to sit here and withstand a lecture
From a man who rocked up looking like a band director!
Nicknamed the Eggman, boy; how'd you get that?
Is it 'cause every machine you make will break fast?
Humpty Dumpty with a big 'stache gon' be dead last
When I crack his head, scramble him in my next batch!
How about you calculate the redundancy of a theme park in space?
People can scream from just one look at your face! (AAAH!)
Doesn't it sting? The whole of Mobius loathes you! (Hahaha!)
Dozens of rings, yet no one you could propose to!
How did Gerald's grandson become an utter bore?
Kidnap Elise again; you two deserve each other more!
What would Grandpa think, seeing you fail at love and war?
Maria's shelf life ain't as sad as what you've done with yours!

Doctor Eggman:
Keep that weak spiel going; see if I care!
I'll make fleets from the harmless creatures that fill your nightmares!
My perfect mind will always beat your mystic arts!
I'm done whizzing on the moon, now I'm pissing on your wishing star!
You're about as subtle as a baby brown bear,
So get Amy down from there, Mr. LazyTown Hair!
I run at a pace not even the speed of sound dares!
Don't you stare down with me; you can't make it downstairs!
You're not a mob boss! Can it, Lord Smallquads!
Love life is like Excalibur: you cannot get your rocks off!
I'm dominating! Down a potion you can compensate with,
And get filled with more toxic chemicals than one John Mulaney!
Parents thought you'd be met with applaud on stage for their business,
Now the only noise you're hearing is from crickets!

Jack Horner and Ethical Bug:
Jack, leave the man alone; he's too old to fight you!
You're right! Baldy needs to make-a-wish more than I do!
Wha-- p-put yourself in his shoes, at least!
I would, but my feet aren't the shape of size 50 toucan beaks!
I've had some bad accomplices and watched them die next to me,
But those Dalek nipples are by far the worst accessory!
With your Mean Bean Machine, you can't prove Jack
Except like your little plans, you should've never been hatched!
Run off with your army of prototypes, and then get a pro to type!
You got no bars left, since Prison Island got pulverized!
Before you leave for your mushroom planet and get stranded in it,
Take him to the trophy room! I pronounce this battle... finished.

Jack Horner vs. Dr. Eggman - Rap Battle!

GamingPlush64 - Vanny Vs. Spamton G. Spamton Rap Battle

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Jay Chay, Azia, garbageGothic and Freshy Kanal as The Employees
littleflecks as Olimar
Commander Jacob as Louie
PE$O PETE as The Company
Swizkii as The President
Fightmarker as Watto

The Employees:
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me.
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company!
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros.
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbones!
So let me run in mask off; I've bashed in the Brackens!
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in!
My shotty gonna blast off, unlike your space trash bin,
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains!
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense!
You'd be better saved from trouble if you'd plant a Chia Pet!
'Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit!
We're scoring Victory Royales, 'cause we're hot at drop ships!
We stepped up like a mine! We blew up in the scene!
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii!
Yeah, you left behind your family; I'm sure that they miss you.
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue!

Olimar and Louie:
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6.
We found a game from Twitch Clips that's already been eclipsed.
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking ya,
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia!
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste,
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid.
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay,
'Til your player base realized they can't stand your base game!
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk.
Your atmosphere sucked so much, it went out your airlock!
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip.
I'm a master dog trainer, while you're the Company's bitch!
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
Uh, I'm really hungry, but it looks like you just ate.
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious.
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach!

The Employees:
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
We can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up!
Call you Andrew Hocotate, the way you pretend to be Alph— AAAARGH!
Call me a Bulborb, because I eat this beat like Pikmin!
...It's right behind me, isn't IIIIIIII—!?!
Well, let me shoot my shot!
...Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just... died.
So I'm just gonna... fuck off. Goodbye!

Olimar and Louie:
Uh, well, that was annoying. Can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased.
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin.
I guess they— INCOMING MESSAGE. YOU'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

The Company:
WELL, your poor performance risks the Company from going under!
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger!
Watch out, only watchful eyes; money and metal on board!
Stop playin'! Work with me? Your life is your reward!
I need sustenance; satiate and work until your brain coarse,
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course!
Little fat spaceman lost on an assignment!
Bodies hard to find; what you signed on your fine print!
My company is righteous; really balance on the line!
Little Oli only work to see President's pockets lined!

The President:
Make way for the President! You talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes!
You send your crews to moons, hoping they come back,
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass!
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing!
The next time your bell rings, it's me swingin'!
Fire your guys; I'll watch you croak on the comms!
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog!

Pikmin vs. Lethal Company - Rap Battle!

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
ENNWAY as Happy Appy
TaigaTonic as Rap Rat

Happy Appy:
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"... Well you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons
For helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
And order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma, I give them hope
Like a poster for Barack Obama. I was getting dubs from Russians
Now I'm rushin' a dub. You caused a Couple of Cowboys
To crumble to dust, Oh no! His lines are cheesy
Rap Rat's going to fall, If you want to help with this verse
Give this number a call

Rap Rat:
Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for thе main attraction
Come on, get up, close to thе screen, I'm no ghost I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I Ratatatatatata
Rap Rat! Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack and you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash like
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-I win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks
By a kid who barely reads, you aren't Hot or Cold
You're just a crummy Katy Parody, so don't challenge-challenge
The realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(HAHAHAHA) You're a bad apple

Happy Appy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11 and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, You were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend, In the present?
Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik's-
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

Rap Rat:
You aren't saucy, You look like you're about to get dipped into caramel. This is what was classified as scary? Hell, quit staring
At children inside the bushes, you creep. You leave em crushed
In debris. I'm just munching de'brie!
In fact, never let this mother fucker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list, sucker-sucker-su-sucker-sucker. You never got in a lick, You aren't cool just because
You're on a popsicle stick. This prick who-prick who-prick who
Never existed failed, I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name RAP RAT C-C-Cause this match is over

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
JustGamer as Ralsei
AjisaiVA as Chiaki Nanami

Ralsei:
Greetings, Ms. Nanami!
It's wonderful to meet you!
It is clear I must try to defeat you, sorry in advance
There's no chance you will make me the P2
I won't let you mess with my game like a weird route
Sharper than the spear used by your friend in that blaze
When you sent your grenade in... oh, forget what I'm saying!
There's only gonna be a single end to this game
And I got backup from my friends
Because I never betrayеd them, come now
Therе's nothing to be afraid of, Kris
What we faced is way more dangerous than this one gamer kid
That was my verse, I hope you thought it was nice
Now close your eyes and just picture how Chiaki'd reply

Chiaki Nanami:
(Yawn) Sorry, I must have been sound asleep
I guess that's what happens when you count on sheep
You're not the GOAT, just an object with a conscience
Call this battle the funhouse 'cause I'm locked in
You can't touch this, you'll just raise my TP
Then I'll cast an ACT, send you under like you're ET
This'll be a brief case, hit you with my raps and
You're nothing but clothes that I'll fold away;
That's how I pack, man.
Leagues above your legend in this mundane matchup
Couldn't get onto my level with your fun gang stacked up
And what this plush hides got Undyne in the Knight's sight?
Should have told Kris your villain dies by a night light
Frankly, there's too much doubt for me to trust you
Don't bring up your fluff, I do not want to touch you
Last time a chef got clingy, he met my fist
But if I did hit you you'd probably like it

Ralsei:
So that's why... Ah! Your quips were just amusing!
That was sarcasm, I picked it up from Susie
Sorry, Ms. Nanami, but I just ain't quitting
I don't mean Akane when I say "hit it!"
I'm here to serve, that's what my role entails, I won't lose sight of my goal
While this troll has failed (That's right!)
You're not a true leader to the friends around ya
Better that a glue eater would just keep her mouth shut
I love my friends, they're the world to me
We do everything we can to be the perfect team
You're just a spy made to observe the teens
Trying to hide you're in security
So I dedicate this rap to send your foundation a message
You can never write off what is found within THE LEGEND
Don't Forget to breathe, there's no doubt I left you breathless
The lines that I dropped wiped you out like it was Tetris!

Chiaki Nanami:
It's good you're speaking up, didn't hear what you said, though
The hymns of this headband are nothing to my headphones
Even so, it doesn't matter how you say it is
I'm about to get the high score in the game you're in
I sacrificed myself so all my friends could have a life
You're passing off a batch of lies so your friends remain pacified
I'll pass the CHECK, I already know I have the lines
To take down another soft and fluffy black and white mastermind
Laugh behind your hand as you talk behind the back of SOULs
You casual
This lackey's a repackaged blackened Asriel
So bow to me if you want to talk active roles
Cause it's Game Over!
I'd say Toothpaste Boy has been rolled

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

Jose

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