WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

some of the lyrics are been put in Rock Bottom •_•

IRIS - Immature (𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡'𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freeced as Saint Patrick
Freshy Kanal as The Pied Piper

Saint Patrick:
Broke out the chains, now I'm holier than Rome is,
You send those weans home before I phone me homie Moses!
Promised them a Candyland, but had them workin' back in Berlin,
Said your purpose was to purge the rats, but who's the real vermin?
The town heard the piper and demanded he stop,
They banned music 'cause you only play the shammiest rock,
And now there ain't no drummin', so they don't get reminded,
But you'll face repercussions when you feck with the Irish!

The Pied Piper:
Chastity's the only vow that you respect, buddy,
There's no four leaf clovers that could help you get lucky!
I'll treat this like chess, you're the crappiest piece,
'Cuz when I cross a bishop, then he will die agonally!
Skip the sermon, between the pack of rats I travel with and sickly verses,
I'm wreaking havoc on your town, they'll gather sticks for purging,
Play magic bound to snatch up every kid who heard it,
Hear me roast you with my flute like "Yo, this witch is burning!"
Such a greedy priest, exploited the mass's beliefs,
Charged for baptisms, no wonder you're so attracted to green!
You may have escaped prison, but you can't trick the Saxons,
Stop dangling your sack like Saint Nick, and do your taxes!

Saint Patrick:
I show kids the Lord, you lure and enslave them,
Guess I didn't vanquish every snake from the Mainland...
Strolled up looking like a peacock to the Hamelin crowd,
Motherfucker had the blind kids ratting him out!
Your Ratatouille bullshite was just a bloomin' rumor,
Man, your piping's so shite, the rats would sooner choose the sewers!
Like me master's home, your story's been reduced to embers,
'Cuz you're the only Brothers Grimm tale no one remembers!

The Pied Piper:
You prayed everyday to be cut loose from your sin's ways
And now you're name's engraved as an excuse to get shitfaced,
And this day is a disgrace to your promise,
'Cuz Saint Patrick bars turn fathers to alcoholics!
You escaped slavery, rose to the top of the system,
Then this dude said, "Fuck it! I'll just colonize the victims!"
Converted the Celtic culture and now you preach to the choir,
So take your tithes, but this time, the church is paying the Piper!

Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper - Rap Battle!

Five Nights At Freddy's [FNaF] SB Song  Always Come Back - NateWantsToBattle

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

TaigaTonic as Ticci Toby
Reese Hsiao as Natsuki

Written by: TaigaTonic
Art by: Blast03 & 3ple
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Beat by: or.1ove
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Fightmarker, Dilly!, Gamingplush64 & Commander Jacob


Ticci Toby:
Motherfucking Ticci Toby! Back the fuck up you don't know me
Got 2 hatchets in my hands have the haters 6 feet below me
You burn bridges with your friends, I set the street ablaze and watch it grow
Cause I put holes in those who cross me like Tic-Tac-Toe 

Your friends are happy and you’re upset it isn’t you
So you start to get snappy until your eyes decide to ditch you too
Now come up short when next to Yuri, cause you think the problem is
They’re a cut above the rest like it’s another one on her wrist

Fuck cupcakes, you enjoy cooking up drama
Till you feel bad reading back on all of your issues like manga
And back yourself into a corner cause no one seems to give a fuck
Guess there's no hard pill to swallow since all you’ll do is throw it up

Natsuki:
Great we barely started, this is already the worst meeting
I don’t think a single one of your pasta’s deserves reading
Ugh! I hate horror, it's always the same bad clichés
Like your amassing hate cause everyone had left you Kastoway-ed 

Guess creators can’t be saved when it comes to breaking banks
Unless they’re painting Satan as some sort of Patron Saint
And now you fake a face cause you dwell on your past
So I guess that it makes sense your muzzle was turned to a mask

We all know eagles can fly but your migration was sloppy
Cause ever since you flew the coop you were a failure by proxy
Used to flock to a warm embrace, but now nobody can be your beach
Since when you had your head in the clouds, your sis wrapped ‘round a tree

Ticci Toby:
It just took one line of code for your love story to turn tragic
Best put down the pen ‘less you wanna be buried with that hatchet
You don't have a fucking spine, I can read between your ruses
Kept to the books cause father left you hard cover-ed in bruises

Bit off more than you could chew, guess that we’re both tongue in cheek
How do you keep so much on your plate and have no food to eat
So how ‘bout I make like your anorexic ass and drop it
Cause now I guess you can be just another skeleton in the closet
 
Natsuki:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's the only thing that they all want
Every creator wished for nothing but to have you gone
The fans keep trying to bring you back, I don't think that slop’s worth
When everyone you love is lost every time: like Clockwork  

Look at you- Pathetic- Ew- It's all in your head
The only life flashing before your eyes? Your sister’s last breath
So you follow the one entity who only aims to maim the truth
Now the voices in your head are the only ones to play with you

Natsuki vs Ticci Toby (Doki Doki Literature Club vs Creepypasta) - Rap Battle! Ft. Reese Hsiao

Langle as Reagan Ridley
BobcatXtreme as Stanford Pines

Written by AshleyMagica & SIR Rap Battles
Additional help by Toony Loony & Erin
Mixed & Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Valonide
Special thanks to JustGamer, Vanes, garbageGothic, Matt Raichous, Hazelmoth, Shion Takeuchi, Alex Hirsch & my sister

Reagan (0:10): 
JR wants me to hide you? Okay, what’s your story? 
Actually, I’m done! Screw this! You’re fucking boring! 
Oh, you think you’re unique ‘cause your hands are all screwed up? 
You have four middle fingers? Woooow. I can’t give two fucks! (laughs)

Attended Backupsmore ‘cause your life took a sad turn
What, you can’t afford a real college, Mr. Stanford? 
But I wonder how you coped in that second-rate school
That’s food for thought, and you must have a metal plateful

Our job’s to keep secrets, so let’s ask Stan what he’s seen 
‘Cause you vanished and got replaced, just like Avril Lavigne 
And then your lab was stripped clean so your bro could sell his useless crap 
When you were trapped, your life’s work amounted to a tourist trap (oh shit!)

You pack a die that could end up leading to endless paradigm shifts 
But not one would lead to Dipper picking you to side with 
Unlike you, he’d never leave his sibling ditched 
The Stan of War’s taking off more than your internship!

Stanford (0:56):
Before you insult my looks, maybe think first 
Just ‘cause you lost one doesn’t mean I’ll let you point fingers 
Then again, no prosthetics could fix your internal damage 
Forget your eyes, you just have emotional baggage 

Your father never thought to give you comfort or love 
So now you’d only land a punch when someone comes for a hug 
Kid, affection’s something you need to be mustering up 
I’d say reflect on yourself, but your mom does that enough 

Who knew a genius scientist made for the dumbest lover? 
You can’t keep a low profile when you’re getting under covers 
Then you cover-up every single man that has been in your bed 
I suppose that’s why they’re calling it Shadow Prison Ex 
 
You went from a brilliant mind at every single task 
To a drunkard killing your time downing a different flask 
I’d craft a tool to get another Reagan back into line 
But you’ve already been strangled by your own family ties

Reagan (1:41):
Bullshit, like you don’t also have an awful dad! 
Seems you forgot your past, or got addicted to Nostalgia Max 
You thought you’d patch the rift, but with your messy emotions 
You keep moving away from Stan: Perpetual Motion 

Nearly fucked the world ‘cause you thought that his tone was hurtful? 
Broke the Zodiac, but you both are still going in circles
And let’s not forget the way you drove your best friend mindless 
Turned a Blind Eye to his pleas when he was left blindsided

Stanford (2:04):
Hold it! Before you stroke your ego, 
Remember that your boyfriend vanished from your life when he went in Cognito 
Picked your job to bring peace, then you had Ron put on leave 
Fumbled in Appleton, ‘cause it doesn’t fall far from the tree 

Your biggest hope in life was to cure society’s ills 
But you teamed up with robed men trying to swipe their free will 
Was it worth all the blood you had spilled? 
When you try to play God with triangles, the whole world foots the Bill


Stanford Pines vs Reagan Ridley. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. BobcatXtreme & Langle)

My submission for the The North Face and D Double E's 'Coldest Dub' remix competition.

www.newmoneymadeit.com

D Double E - Coldest Dub Remix (prod. newmoneymadeit)

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Deltarune Rap by JT Music & CG5

Twitter: twitter.com/RecDTRH
Patreon: www.patreon.com/RecD
Discord: discord.com/invite/6PWNwEY

Written, Performed, Edited by RecD
The Girlfriend performed by Moop
Composed and Arranged by KawaiSprite: https://twitter.com/kawaisprite?lang=en
Panel/Art by Kermo Giovanna: twitter.com/KermoGiovanna
Thumbnail by MugiMikey: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBEtZVksBmO2TKig5_N7QGQ
Perfect Clear Footage by Flippy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMIGpjyL6H__IFp7emWErlw
Spooky Month Kids are (C) SrPelo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt-GOpCw4dOBlIyqL9A1ztA
Friday Night Funkin is (C) NinjaMuffin_99, KawaiSprite, PhantomArcade and evilsk8r

IT'S SPOOKY MONTH!

In no uncertain terms this one was VERY difficult to get right, with both Skid and Boyfriend's voices leaning high. I'm happy with how it ultimately turned out though!

LYRICS:
 Girlfriend: Oh, you're here! Thanks for helping me babysit.

Boyfriend: No problem!

Girlfriend: Just so you know, The kids...might have heard about your battle with dad, and...

Boyfriend: They wanna battle too? OK! Let's rock!

Skid: My Name is Skid!

Pump: Nice to meetcha! I'm pump!

Both: HAHA!

Boyfriend: Where'd you get those spooky-soundin' names from? HAHA!

Skid: We represent the spooky month!

Pump: It's our favorite time of year!

Boyfriend: You represent the spooky month? Seems like a chance to best my fears!

Skid: Then get ready to
    
Pump: SCREAM! SCREAM SCREAM! SCREAM!

Skid: Matchin' our

Pump: BEATS! BEATS!

Pump: Because We sing as a

Skid: TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

Pump: So admit

Skid: DE! FEAT!

BOTH: Beat that!

Boyfriend: Now get ready to
SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!

I CAN'T BE
BEAT! BEAT!

You might sing as a
TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

But you'll face

DE! FEAT!

Take that!

Pump: You're pretty good!
Skid: Wanna be our new friend? 

Both: HAHA!

Boyfriend: Maybe I should! What've you guys got penned? HAHA!

Pump: We'll do a lot of spooky things!
Skid: We've got 'em on a spooky list!

Boyfriend: I'd look so brave doin' spooky things!
Sounds like a test I can't resist!
 
Pump: Then let's go to the

Skid:  Grave! YA-YARD! YARD! YARD!

Pump: Go for a

Skid: LAUGH! LAUGH!

Skid: Following this beat 
 
Pump:  ain't! HARD! HARD! HARD!

Skid: Just sing both

Pump: HALVES! HALVES!
 
Boyfriend: We'll go to the Grave! YA-YARD! YARD! YARD!
And I'll just LAUGH! LAUGH!
Weaker folks would be 
 SCARRED! SCARRED! SCARRED! SCARRED!
Reading EP I TAPHS!

Skid: We've got lots of Spooky Month games!

Pump: Like Wa-Hee's Mansion! What a spooky pick! It's so fun!

Boyfriend: I played that one back when it came
out! I'll take a chance on watchin' spooky flicks, you got one?

Skid: I got you, bro!

Skid: There's The Ooga-Booga, but it might be too spooky!
Pump: Last time we watched that one, both of us got spooked silly!

Boyfriend: That sounds great, yo!

Boyfriend: I'll watch the Ooga-Booga, but we need privacy!
It'll be safer if The Girlfriend's alone with me!

Pump: If you say so...

Pump: We'll get spooky ice cream, so you guys have fun, I guess!
Skid: That tape plays like a dream on our Spooky VHS!

Boyfriend: Thanks, y'all can go!

Boyfriend: Don't worry, the Girlfriend, If you get scared, grab my chest!
I'll keep you safe from dangers, even the spookiest!
 
(The face comes on and goes OOGA BOOGA)

Boyfriend: AAAH! IT'S SO SPOOKY! SAVE ME, THE GIRLFRIEND!

Girlfriend: There, there...

Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper - Rap Battle!

Jose

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