Serious and hilarious, with great music and vocals. What is even more hilarious is my daughter just started there to be...at the checkout line.

Love your knack for writing with desciption and humour such catchy well recorded tunes!

Awesome song Joe ...
Your lyrics speak volumes
Bravo
👏👏👏👏👏👏

Hey Joe man, this is a hilarious song, mostly because it's so universally true. Excellent offering, my friend.

In the checkout line, in the checkout line, in the checkout line at Walmart

You picked the wrong line at Walmart and now it’s moving at a snail’s pace
The cashier’s taking his good old time He’s got a bored look on his face.
You went there for the low prices cause you don’t like to over spend
and now you’re trapped in a line that feels - like it’s never goanna end.

There’s days when you're going through life like a hot knife through butter
One second You’re on the top of the world and the next you’re lying in the gutter.

In the checkout line, in the checkout line, in the checkout line at Walmart.

You just want to scream, you just want to shout, you just want to let your true feelings out.
You make a silent plea, as you stand there quietly, please hurry up, you’ve had enough.

The cashier scans an item but there is no price.  He pushes a button to get some advice. 
It takes the manager five minutes to come. He walking real slow but  you wish he’d run

Every time you get in line, you’re rolling the dice you just don’t know
Whether or not you’re goanna speed on through
 or if it’s goanna move real slow

The self-checkout line is an option, but if you’re buying a lot of stuff
The space is limited, and the ergonomics are bad and bagging it yourself can be tough.

There’s days when you are going through life like a hot knife through butter
One second you’re on the top of the world and the next you’re lying in the gutter

You try to be nice, you don’t want to be a jerk
You realize they’re just trying to do their work
Cause life can be tough, minimum wage is rough
But sometimes you feel like you’ve had enough

In the checkout line, in the checkout line, in the checkout line at Walmart
In the checkout line, in the checkout line, in the checkout line at Walmart

In The Checkout Line (at Walmart)

Songs with a twinge of humor (and some a bit more serious).  
I do not use AI to create my songs. 
Recently I have had the urge to pick up my guitars (Taylor 114ce and Fender Squire) and I have been trying to use more guitar in my songs.  
My go to .vst plug ins are  EZkeys 2, EZ Bass and  EZ drummer 3) and my DAW is Logic Pro 11. 
I welcome your comments and enjoy listening to all the great music on SoundCloud. 
All songs are originals and copyrighted.

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