Are you ready to pretend you're in a really rad movie?
These are the tracks. I want you to hear. First.
look our for more coming soon @malo-jones-woz-supposedly

What I Would Do if I Were Me

official video at: http://youtu.be/U_KhMWY9qZg

I have 100 power windows.
100 power windows, hoes.
People ask me, what does that mean?
do you have 50 coupes or 25 sedans?
you used to squint, oh
at the windows on my Pinto
now you can find me in my bare feet
can't even catch the bus legally
think you could spare some electricity?

additional flow featuring the lovely and talented Ang Kerfoot.
http://soundcloud.com/angelakerfoot

100 Power Windows -feat Ang Kerfoot

this is from the upcoming album FRANKENSTEIN'S CALCULATOR CLUB by Woz Supposedly, the prequel to Social Work by Ang Kerfoot. look for it everywhere.

want to do a remix? there's a whole kit for that here:
http://wozsupposedly.com/frankensteins_calculator_club/REMIX%20KITS/helen/

Nightmare themes

Chase or attack: The pursuer usually represents the dreamer’s unresolved fearfulness. The pursuer acts as an exaggerated version of an inhibited part of the dreamer’s personality that would otherwise benefit him/her if integrated and appropriately expressed.
Ideal outcome: The dreamer learns to stand his/her ground by facing and dialoguing with the pursuer; eventually, he/she will accept and overcome the original fear.

Falling dream: Represents the feeling of being burdened, unsupported, and worried about something. The dreamer may ask, “How can I feel freer or lighter?” Also, “Do I need to be more grounded?”
Ideal outcome: Feelings of safety; landing, floating, or flying away in the dream.

Car out of control: Life is too hectic and out of control. The dreamer may wonder how he/she can slow down, act more peacefully, and "enjoy the ride". Perhaps there is an important choice (i.e. turn) coming up soon in the dreamer’s life where he/she will need to slow down in order to turn safely in the best direction.
Ideal outcome: Driving well & within speed limits, walking peacefully, taking more quiet time to clearly contemplate important upcoming choices so that one doesn't go off track or crash.

Unprepared or late for an exam: Is the dreamer feeling unprepared for some upcoming event or deadline, or is he/she lacking confidence about a performance? Is the worry needless, or does the dreamer actually need more preparation in order to feel confident and do a good job?
Ideal outcome: Feeling assured about oneself, performing well, making sure to schedule wisely in order to peacefully meet a deadline.

Stuck in slow motion, unable to move or make any noise: Where does the dreamer feel stuck in life, or like he/she is getting nowhere and can’t voice his/her true feelings? Think about what can be done to change this.
Ideal outcome: Relaxation and acceptance, and eventually peaceful action & self-expression.

Embarrassed to be nude or scantily dressed in public, though nobody seems to really notice or mind: This type of dream may be a side-effect of personal embarrassment, perhaps because the dreamer has low confidence or very few skills. It is usually pointing out, by the fact that the other dream characters don’t notice, that the dreamer is the only one viewing himself/herself that way, and usually mistakenly so.
Ideal outcome: The dreamer is comfortable with himself/herself as is, and is confident.

Personal injury, dismemberment: What part of the dreamer’s life—not usually the physical body—has he/she been neglecting, mistreating, or forgetting? (I.e. dismembering as opposed to remembering.)
Ideal outcome: Healing.

Trapped, locked in: The dreamer may feel trapped somewhere in his/her life. How might he/she become open to a new perspective, and explore new courses of action?
Ideal outcome: Breaking out, exploring new rooms or places.

Drowning, threatening waves, tsunami (tidal waves) or flooding: Is the dreamer blocking, denying, or feeling overwhelmed by emotions? They should consider how they might better acknowledge and accept these feelings, which often include vulnerability.
Ideal outcome: Swimming, surfing, and/or breathing underwater.

Helpless, abandoned, or with a crying baby or animal: Has the dreamer been taking care of his/her "inner child"? Perhaps there is a creative project or relationship that he/she has forgotten or abandoned that needs attention. The dreamer should try to laugh more, play outdoors, express creativity, be more spontaneous, and/or enjoy more personal warmth and intimacy.
Ideal outcome: Caring for the baby or animal, playing, and simply having more fun.

Helen, lyrics by Joseph Anthony Wozniak:
Helen. Never met a Helen. I'm 27, and I never met a Helen.
Where are they? 4X
Helen. Never met a Helen, that I didn't like, I said I didn't like it.
*Don't like it. 4X+
Now Helen, never met a Joe, in your room alone, I know you don't like it. *

special thanks to Gerald Long for the drum samples

Helen (new album remaster)

a remastered version of the District Records release from the album Handshake Grenades, availabe on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/handshake-grenades/id353867193)

from the upcoming releases Frankenstein's Calculator Club by Woz Supposedly

drums on the Nintendo DS lite
orignal image source:http://crazykindalife.wordpress.com/2009/08/18/ode-to-an-august-evening/wet-city-street/

Wet Street 2013

Woz Supposedly: This is one of my favorite pieces of music I've ever done, and I don't think anyone quite digs it like I do. It's supposed to sound like early 80's TV drama theme. That kind of washed-out post-disco action show feeling. on VHS. I took a Yamaha V-50 FM synth and set the electric piano sound so the sustain was all the way up, so it can hold notes like an organ but attack like a piano. Then, I made the aftertouch do a slight pitch-bend up when I press the keys hard, like I'm breaking it.  The synth has a tremolo going on perfectly to the beat, I had a simple trick for that. before midi existed, in order to sync time, the old CR-5000 drum machine I used in this song had a 5v pulse out, which I used to control a reed relay, which then shorted out the signal from the keyboard, which muted it. This pulse of muting was like a square-wave tremolo synced to the beat.
This was a track cut from the EASE: era.

Dancefloor Figherpilot Ranger II

Are you ready to get wistful? Do you need a splash of poignant melancholy? We we are working diligently on just the song for you. Get ready to be emotionally compromised like a fist to your oxytocin!

Baby girl do you fit in my hand,
baby girl do you fit in my pocket
with all I got in there with you?
Baby girl do you fit in my hand,
baby girl do you fit in my pocket
riding in my pocket with you?
if I knew how to form it,
if I knew how this feeling worked,
if I knew how to treat a lady,
if I knew how to say it.
I thought of this, haven't you?
I have, I have it's true.
this might be my finest hour (this is my finest hour)
why did you call
why did you call me?

That Was A Bad Man - prerelease beta mix

Just a pile of loops I slapped together for you.
Please use it and any others for your motion pictures and credit me, also let me know what you did with it.
Stay Classy...
image http://youlearnsomethingneweachday.com/a-little-different/seeing-faces-in-common-objects/

Conniving On Down The Road

Join me in previewing an early yet very pleasantly-listenable beta mix of the song from the Night Stories presentation entitled 'Crazy Eye'd' visible on youtube here:http://youtu.be/cp-RhQ9N4e0
(artwork by Lisa Hanawalt)

when you rollin’ you rollin’ with me darlin’
when you roll, you’re back to square one of it all
look in your eyes
just one moment
I had peace in my mind
and I think you’re calm girl
I think you’re crazy
I know that you’re calm and you’re crazy eye’d
no no
when you roll you’re rollin with me darlin'
when you roll back to square one of it all
am I bad to you?
no no
we’re back to square one of it all so I always say
that look in your eyes
for just one moment
I had peace in my mind
and I think you’re calm girl
I think you’re crazy
I know that you’re calm and you’re crazy eye’d
oh no
that look in your eyes
for just one moment
I had peace in my mind
and I know you call call call like crazy
I know that you’ll call me your crazy eye'd

you’re the kind I like to roll with
you’re calm when you like to be owned
you’re calm when you like to be lonely too
is there something wrong with you?

Crazy Eyed+ (prerelease beta mix 3)

Thank you for investigating this lovely and quite luscious pre-release version. Please hold it precious to you, as many times an artist will trim off some of the young magic when further polishing and studioing-up an evolving piece such as this. Taste these hops early in the fermentation process!
(artwork by Lisa Hanawalt)

lyrics:
and to fall into my hands and blade cut into my designs all abide in due time i relate i been seen to confide and seemed to trite I relate i am elated to be by and done in due time with what I cannot abide cause it aint right it aint sittin’ to nice inside my sight it seems aint into believin I see someone who knows what they’re doing this time I said it aint right.  Stockholm
I'll show you yours
you show me mine
we go through this a lot
I just need my end to be gone
this is what I base all my panic attacks on
this is what I place all my emphasis on
this is where I keep my bandages
you are what I get all my panic attacks from


Panic Attacks (prerelease beta mix 3)

Woz Supposedly Remix of the song 'Blacklight Vegas' by @Anda-Volley. Hear the original here: https://soundcloud.com/anda-volley/blacklight-vegas

Anda Volley - Blacklight Vegas (Woz Supposedly Remix)

Malo Jones (@malojonesandthetsunami) & Joseph Anthony Wozniak (@joseph-wozniak) jam live with GaryMike Schoentag on flute, Monica Sterling on piano(@mono_via_stereo) & Ang Kerfoot on synth/beats (@angelakerfoot)

This took place at GaryMike's house on August 31st 2014 while discussing ALL things Activia.  Learn about important subjects.  

Activia Podcast

Track from the official music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dlSAMLui-w

Text Mex The T - Rex

EXTRA CASTLE - 
WHACK FAMILY & WOZ SUPPOSEDLY - 
WHACK FAMILY RECORDS -
http://montanajose.com/
https://soundcloud.com/joseph-wozniak

EXTRA CASTLE - WHACK FAMILY & WOZ SUPPOSEDLY - WHACK FAMILY RECORDS

Summoned by my dank SewerBeats™, (family recipe) Holy Piano Ghosts possessed my forearms and I spoke their message via Wurlitzer.
image: above the baptismal font at Ottobeuren Abbey, Germany
drum samples credited here: https://soundcloud.com/malo-jones-woz-supposedly/forgotten-city-live-feat-ang-kerfoot-anda-volley-andrew-scandal

"Wiseness" [instrumental headnod drama]

New Mexico family visit this winter with only a launchpad, now when you spy underwater, you have the perfect theme music. Sneak around to this with me, until even better tunes come at you, currently being worked on for @malo-jones-woz-supposedly.

DeepDoop New Mexico (instrumental spy movie)

VIDEO HERE: https://youtu.be/HhHuS-M90j8 - Finally in full HD, The First Studio Single Experience. All Vocals Recorded in a Moving Car. Drums recorded at Naked City Audio. Final mix at Snorting Horse/Prevention Studios in association with Post Organic and FCCmusic. Ignore everything else you have ever known or loved.

Selfish Healing, Parts 1-3, FEAT ANG KERFOOT (pre-release leak)

1 hour jamb through old funk samples and slow grimy loops where the slimy space monster plays video games with the pimp. Orchestrated between @malojonesandthetsunami and @joseph-wozniak
photo credit Brian Lucey & Ang Kerfoot

CHECK

@malojonesandthetsunami and @angelakerfoot battle with the echoes of their affected voices over @joseph-wozniak ’s on-the-fly synth loops and improvised arrangements of the greasy beat collection behind cleverly triggered bits of music by himself as well as samples courtesy @montanajose. Additional vocal cameos by Dolll (@cocaineqwack), @anda-volley, and @andrew-scandal. Performed live at Forgotten City Center Stage Fri. 22nd 2015. Part of the @greasy-conversation family
 
Photo by Charles Pétillon

Forgotten City Live feat Ang Kerfoot, Anda Volley, Andrew Scandal, Montana Jose

Frankenstein's Calculator Club Presents: the Sleazy-Step Robodub Remix of 'Sleeping' by Fons. Original guitar and vocal tracks written by Alfonso Pulido, TI-85 Graphics Calculator beats and vocal flows at the end written and tracked later by Joseph Wozniak. 


<u>end vocals by Woz Supposedly:</u><i>
'Itchy banter downtown, pick it up, with your four ears, would you drive me up and down, it's a goldmine.
If I can't live with or without you, I'll just live undead undead undead.'</i>


Photo credit: Joe McCreary - University of Alabama
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Fons - Sleeping, FCCmusic remix feat. woz supposedly (folkstep)

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