Some believe the first month of the year to be January named for the Roman God Janus, some of us know better. That it is in fact Jamuary named for the Roman God of Jamming. Jammopulus. To bring joy and happiness to the people Jammopulus would come down from Jam Mountain with a bag full of instruments for those who proved worthy. Those who proved worthy would then be named disciples of Jamopulus and would go spread the jam far and wide. Then at the end of the month of Jamuary Jamopulus would ascend Jam Mountain using his music to climb, climb up the mountain side (YOU CAN SET YOURSELF FREE, RUN DOWN THE OTHERSIDE). The evening of Jamuary would be filled with music, mirth and merriment. Early one Evening Jamopulus showed up at my door. Here is the result. 

Slapaholic!

Not A Double Rabbit

Stoned Teenager

Original song by Berliner Philharmoniker, Herbert Von Karajan & Lothar Koch, from the album "Mozart: Symphony Nos 40 & 41, Oboe Concerto K. 314".<br />Created with <a href='http://the.wubmachine.com'>the Wub Machine</a>, the automagic online remixer.

Mozart: Concerto for Oboe and Orchestra in C, K. 314/K. 271: III. Rondo (Allegretto) (Wub Machine Remix)

Original song by Joshua Rosen, from the album "Joshua Rosen's Album".<br />Created with <a href='http://the.wubmachine.com'>the Wub Machine</a>, the automagic online remixer.

OH FUCK! (Wub Machine Remix)

Holy Shit2! (Wub Machine Remix)

"Sailing through space is treacherous and should the oars cease to beat against the vacuum the ships might cease to roll forward through the quasars and black holes. To keep time those at the oars would sing space shanty's to keep in time. 

Most space shanties are lost to time due to the oral tradition of passing them from crew to crew. This one was collected by a musicologist some 100 years ago and appears to describe some sort of parallel hell-like dimension. There are some who believe this song to have been inspired by an actual planet, but which no one can quite say."-Q'uixlizx's Tome of the Histories of Music of the Spacefaring races.

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