A cover of Portal - Still Alive
Composed by: Jonathan Coulton

Portal - Still Alive (Cover)

Starboy

Josh Feels It Coming (ft. Daft Punk)

My name, oh let me tell you my name. I’m confused. Because, uh… you know, like we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because I never went to school. Right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right, you have a cross. Two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt, when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked, in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross, and they went like this, by not smiling at me. In Toronto, hey, hi guys, you know me, Steve Spiros, easy going?

Those who know me, I’m a nobody. You understand? And you can’t kill a person with no body. So why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the Boogeyman! Who’s the Boogeyman? You figure it out! I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I’m going to wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird.

Uh… I’m from Humberside. I’m sorry if I made a fool of Humberside but, all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep because I’m going to be committed in an isolation room because I’m going to go back to the Ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am A FUCK UP! Good bye.

Hey Toronto the good, look at, look at this square. It was a shit hole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhattan. Where are the bums? There’re no bums here. Toronto doesn’t have bums. But Waterloo, they’re creating bums. They created me. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it’s the Church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I’ve had it. I’m going to die. How can you die when you’re dead? Oh, wait a second. I’m going to be crucified right? I’m not going raise my voice, because I’m committed to the Lord. I love you.

Josh Feels It Coming (ft. Daft Punk)

Joshua Devlin

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