Name: sand by cool guy
Duration: 19 min 42 s
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"Chain Of Fools"- performed by Soul Tractor

you can listen to this whole thing for free

sand

Haha, let me crack this leathery ass tome
And tell you a story...
ONCE UPON A TIME AHHHHHHHH!!!!

We all know every make-a-wish wish comes true
So that got me thinkin, what if wishes accrue?
If I fake cancer like 7, 8 times
Anything in the world I want COULD BE MINE!
Well, the only thing worth wishin' in my book
Is the one thing missing that a rabbi TOOK
So I shave my head, I WILL BE INTACT!
'Cause tonight I'm WISHIN' MY FORESKIN BACK!! (BACK!)

Can the power of magic?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
Make my dream come true?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
How on earth could they do this?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
My own parents, tricked by a crafty Jew?

So I walk right in to make-a-wish
(Uh, buddy, you're a little too old for this) DAMN! 
The best laid plans, down the drain!
But then I remember an old wigga saying...

What once was lost
Can be made brand new
If wished by a wigga
With a heart so true!
So I close my eyes
Grab ahold of my sack
Send a wish to heaven
FOR MY FORESKIN BACK (BACK)

My dick starts to tingle
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
It begins to regrow
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
BUT NOW IT WON'T STOP
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
OH NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!
It keeps getting longer!!
AHHH!!!
What have I done?? 

haha, yeah. Now you know.
You can't fool Jewish magic, baby


sand

cool guy

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