Name: Human Instead #mineworkser by jricemusic
Duration: 3 min 9 s
Description: What a Skeleton really wants. Maybe we've got it all wrong?

A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

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Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

What a Skeleton really wants. Maybe we've got it all wrong?

Human Instead #mineworkser

A New One - A Minecraft Parody of One Republic's Counting Stars

Lyrics:

Greetings, square ones
Let's take a journey

I spawned a world
Where the mobs are really meaner
Blue, black and green
There must be something in the wall here,
Grippin' sword and pick
Digging just above a mineshaft, oh no
The mobs, break their necks,
Trying to creep a little sneak peak, at you
You could come to my world
But no one comes close
To my iron throne
Once you battle with us
You'll be ruling all night
Night-ight-ight-ight
Supernatural mobs
We're undefeatable
Battle dukes, and armor on top
Mad-skills own, so hard
We'll jump your obstacle
Ha ha ha ha ha
Supernatural mobs
We're unkillable
Fast, fugly, fierce
We got you on lock
Undead mobs represent
Now put your bones up
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bones
Creeps on the beach
We don't mind sand in our TNT
You freak, when you see
Undead wolfy on the patio, oh oh
You could come to my world
But no one comes close
To my iron throne
Once you battle with us
You'll be ruling all night
Night-ight-ight-ight
Supernatural mobs
We're undefeatable
Battle dukes, amour on top
Mad-skills own, so hard
We'll jump your obstacle
Ha ha ha ha ha
Supernatural mobs
We're unkillable
Fast, fugly, fierce
We got you on lock
Undead mobs represent
Now put your bones up
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bones
Thin, white, bow is steady
Pull it back, 'cause it's getting heavy
Range, rage, pest Coast
These are the mobs you hate the most
I mean the ones
I mean like evil one's
Shooting, sniping
Power one
This mob's a freak
It survives your sweep
And lives in the shade
Safe to say, you will pay
They love to bait, just like they love to slay
Crafty Beach and Birch Springs
Night time is everything
Skele-tons clangin' out
All that ass hangin' … what?
Skeletinis, creepinis, zombinis
No Stevies
Just a mob that's a meanie
Eileen my lady,
Yeah…
You lookie here baby
Uh huh…
'cause you representin' super-nature
Oh yeah…
Supernatural mobs
We're undefeatable
Battle dukes, and amour on top
Mad-skills own, so hard
We'll jump your obstacle
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Supernatural mobs
We're unkillable
Fast, fugly, fierce
We got you on lock
Undead mobs represent
Now put your bones up
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bones
Pest coast, pest coast
Now put your bones up
Oh oh oh oh
Supernatural… Supernatural mobs…
Supernatural mobs man…
Supernatural… Supernatural mobs…

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Business inquiries: booking@jricemusic.net  --J Rice is an unsigned singer, songwriter, producer, & videographer with over 300 million views on Youtube.

Human Instead #mineworkser

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