Dead On Arrival

Brain Fog

Based In Reality

Consider It

Jackson Blues

Yankee Out The North

Won't you soak logos, show off your photos
Throw out your twinkies, throw up your ho ho's
Tuck in them pinkys, them shit's a no no
The first florida man was Hernando De Soto

Brought to my attention by the man with the mojo
My 8th subrscriber, Iamma Fagoso (@TheGenGapP on twitter)
Jump in the sinky, dump them mamosos
The first florida man was Hernando De Soto

Lookin for new thrills, needin a new track of land, 
I used to dig the simpsons man,
Bumpin Biggie, Pac, Smash mouth and simple plan,
no scrubs for the grease from my pimples, damn
From the soft streets of southeast Michigan, 
hittin shuffle til I settled on a different jam
When I dime won't do I bet a nickel can, 
let me tell you how I used to dig the simpsons man

A funny thing about time you can't gets it back
A tight grip but it rips the jacket, slight lisp with a mix of traffic
Ya see bout me? Like Mr. Glass always wished I was a wiz at graphics
Take me back to the past when the hits were massive
You could hear Gladys Knight and the Pips on plastic
Misfit mollasses, Delete my contacts just so I can stick to glasses, feel that?

Skipped out so I missed the classics,
Aristotle of the bottle, Seneca of the sinful actions
Senator of the simple maxim
I swear for a skillful Saxon, I'm still relaxin  
Who wanna take a dip in the mind sauce, making up for time lost,
Forgetting all my passwords when I sign off.
Prime bribe prime rib agent smith crime boss 
Poppin red pills til my minds off

PSA: The first Florida man was Hernando De Soto

Screw the blue pill, moved to a new track, slew the foothills of the voodoo sap
Microphiche, tape decks I sift through that 
Cuz I'll do anything to get the old simpsons back
Give me the news that makes my mood react, 
I'll swim through the sewer just to make it to the truth intact
You can shine up that voodoo with new shellac 
I'll still do anything to get my old simpsons back

Imagine thinking Karl Marx is new school, cling on like kudzu
They welcome the ways they could bring on the boots dude
Declare a major they'll get paid to pollute you 
Self ashamed neighbors never gaze when they scoop you

I wonder how we fight it,  the 6th step is never enter in my tent uninvited
5th step is produce, no skills is no use,
4th step community, preference is unity 
3rd step is nation, somewhat location, mostly relations, that’s the situation
Next step Family, patriarchal sanity, 
safe under the canopy, ain't a place for anarchy 
1st step I just gotta say it no showboats, step back and soak up the logos 

Not relevant to any particular message, but the first Florida man was Hernando De Soto. Brought to my attention by the man with the mojo, my 8th subscriber, Iamma Fagoso (@TheGenGapP on twitter, say hi to thim, which is a word I made up for plural of him)

De Soto

Make that shit uhmazin.
_____
Smooth butter glazin, somethin bout the bastin 
Bring it to my bastion, make that shit amazin
Make that shit the funkiest,  stay for the tastin  
Driveway shufflin stay stuck in my basement 

About the skinny? Your safe on the seat side
Enough to captivate me take a break from the deep fried
Somethin soft bakin, for the sake of my sweet mind
They gobble all day free range for the free ride

(Chorus)
Sup with my oven, I'm in love with butter stuffin, 
somethin to grub I uncuff another muffin
Cut out the bluffin, I pray you suggest 
That’s when I catch you speakin under your breath you know I wanna 

talk turkey baby Gobble gobble, gobble gobble 
you know I wanna talk turkey baby Unplug my oven with me when you wanna

Cranberry sauce, kickin my methods off, 
I'll sit it out for a week, its gotta come at a cost
Its gotta come at a price, can you make it precise, 
Catch me bakin it twice, another roll of the dice
Crumbs for the breadin, kickin it with my bretheren,
Preheat to 307, I fill up my plate againin
12 grandchildren the kids table it seats eleven,
Leftovers or not it's just a matter of the perception

I been achin in my backside for spinach pie 
Shrimp salad shrimp scampi shrimp curry, forrest why?
Spice rack that I can loan you at the lowest price 
Got some ghost peppers from the poltergiest
The ovens on I knead some dough thats nice, 
The turkey brine broth is soakin twice
Askin him Jesse Lee (he blatt!) I bet he hopes your nights amazin
 
Hope that it's the funkiest, 
I hope you're feelin comfy with me substitutin suppliments
Gimme what I neediest, ill contract diabeeteus, 
Food is what I feediest, at least im second greediest

(Chorus)

uhamzin, ahmazin, aaamazin, a mason, uhmaahhzin
amazin
thats amazin huh?

Do you wanna take me shoppin, do you wanna see a shamanist?
Can you come and fill my cuppeth overfloweth cornicapolis
With a lightning bolt thrown by Zeus from the Acropolis
Let me pick your brain up like I stole from a Lobotomist

Got a toothache from a orthodontal communist
Ah for fooks sake ain't it exorbitantly obvious
It’s a bad plan for you ignore your own idolatress
Orange man bad, Dad pass food, Osama bitch

Goat meat that’s braised by an Islamicist
Soap squeezin it saved you from them condiments with 
Spic span and a clean squeaky esophagus
I'll jump the boat Hold the port anonymous, peace

Talk Turkey

Songwriter, Multi-Instrumentalist, Music Teacher, Jazz Piano Player, Underrated Rapper, 1-Yr of Honors Choir, Memorized Rappers Delight at 12 years old (now forgotten), Played Sky Masterson in "Guys in Dolls" in 7th Grade

Iggy Normus Jr.

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