Sans stop giving dangerous weapons to children

✧ This Replaces "Your Best Friend" ✧

* Our plan... failed... did it not?
* Why am I.... still here....

* !

* Is someone there?

* Greetings!
* My name... is not important right now.
* No, What's important is that we get out of here as soon as possible.
* You've heard the stories before, right?

003 - Partners in Crime

2 - Start Menu

OH, A HUMAN..? HOW
VERY,
VERY,
...
PECULIAR.

> Who are you
MY NAME IS DR. GASTER. I AM AN AUTHOR, SHOPKEEP, AND THE OCCASIONAL MONSTER-WATCHER.
I HAVE WRITTEN MANY BOOKS IN MY TIME.
HAVE YOU VISITED THE LIBRARY IN SNOWMELT? SOME OF MY WORKS HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED THERE.

> Who are you (NEW)
MY NOVELS ARE MOSTLY FICTION, THOUGH I OFTEN WRITE STUDIES PER REQUEST OF THE ROYAL GUARD.
I AM SURE THE ROYAL SCIENTIST HAS THE BULK OF MY EDUCATIONAL WORKS IN HIS LABORATORY.
...OR STUFFED UNDER HIS COUCH.

> That symbol
BEHIND ME?
THAT SIGIL IS KNOWN AS THE 'DELTA SWAP'.
MONSTERS BEFORE OUR TIME BELIEVED THERE WAS ANOTHER WORLD, PARALLEL TO OURS... JUST OUT OF OUR REACH.
SOME CRAFTED SHRINES AND TRIBUTES TO PLEASE A HIGHER BEING CAPABLE OF CREATING SUCH A CONNECTION.
SOME PRAYED TO THE SIGIL, WISHING THEIR SOULS WOULD TRAVEL TO A BETTER WORLD AFTER PERISHING.
SOME STILL BELIEVE IN THE SIGIL.
BUT ME? HA! I CANNOT SUBSCRIBE TO SUCH A THOUGHT.
IF I MUST FEED INTO ESCAPISM, A FOUNTAIN PEN AND SOME PARCHMENT WILL DO THE TRICK!

> Sans and Papyrus
THOSE BONE-HEADED BUFFOONS?
THEY ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
I HAD FORMED A BOOK CLUB IN SNOWMELT. MANY CAME AND WENT, BUT THOSE TWO... THEY COULD NOT LEAVE!
SANS WOULD SELECT A BOOK FOR US TO READ, DISAPPEAR FOR A FEW DAYS, AND COME BACK WITH IT MEMORIZED FRONT TO BACK.
I ASKED,
HOW DO YOU READ SO QUICKLY?
AND HE WOULD RESPOND,
i only read when i'm bored.
HIS BROTHER WAS ONLY ON CHAPTER THREE!
THE BOOK CLUB DISBANDED SINCE, AND NOW HE ONLY VISITS FOR VIDEO GAME CHEAT CODE BOOKS AND MY FICTION NOVELS.

> Sans and Papyrus (NEW)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SUCH A CHARMER.
WHILE HIS BROTHER SCANNED BOOKS LIKE A MACHINE, HE WOULD CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN BUSY AFTER EVERY MEETING.
THOUGH, WE ALL KNEW HE ONLY WANTED TO READ TOGETHER WITH THE ENTIRE GROUP.
THE ONE THING HE NEVER SLACKED ON, THOUGH, WAS HIS ROYAL GUARDSMAN BAR EXAM.
THAT BOY STUDIED HARDER THAN HIS BROTHER... A ROYAL SCIENTIST! HA!
WHEN HE HAD PASSED, THE BOOK CLUB PUT TOGETHER A CELEBRATION. THE WHOLE TOWN WAS THERE!
COLORFUL STREAMERS, SPEARS AND BONES HANGING FROM THE WALLS, BOWLS OF OATMEAL...
A LOT OF BOWLS OF OATMEAL...
IT WAS A LOVELY TIME.
IF YOU SEE THOSE BOYS, PLEASE TELL THEM THEIR... "LIBRARY GRANDPA"... SAYS HELLO.

[EXTRA] SHOP (ANOTHER MIX)

* oh, hey.
* you caught me getting ready to watch my soaps.

[Sans walks over and sits on a couch in front of a large, black television.]

* you can join me if you want.
* i hear this episode's supposed to be a big one.
* been in the works for years.

* i just realized... i forgot to get a drink.
* could'ja grab me a soda from my fridge?
* feel free to take one for yourself.

[The human walks to his fridge, and grabs two sodas. Walking back to the couch, they notice the TV is turned on, revealing a camera following the human's every movement.]

* thanks.
* mmm. tangy.
* i don't usually get this flavor.
* i'm more of a tomato guy myself.

* ...
* huh.
* i thought this episode would be more...
* eventful?
* i saw some commercials for it,
* there was this evil, bloodthirsty cat...
* breaking into a science lab...
* looking for a human to kill.

* ...but all i'm seeing is some handsome devil chilling on a couch.
* so this gets a good review from me. at least an 8.

[A clanking sound is audible just offscreen.]

* huh? oh, that sound?
* it's probably my washing machine.

[Another clanking sound, slightly louder.]

* that one's my dryer.

[Three quick, clanking sounds, getting progressively louder, before the lights go out as a crash is heard.]

* and that one's my murderous killing machine.

48 - muscle memory

Data

this is based on old sewnpuard sorry. cries myself to sleep

art in thumbnail by @lexxiemow au is also by them 
--
both of these are 2 bars long just because i wanted an excuse to get my idea out. my theory if you will

lex said before (i forgot where) that starlins arc is based around him learning to not trust everyone instantly so i thought. what if instead of cree and starlin having a romantic moment in the ferris wheel, cree sets starlin up to be taken by the k1ng's goons... because what is intimacy but future blackmail /ref

this could also lead to starlin taking berdly's place in the queen fight.. which would also mean. gracey party member? perhaps? idk seems cool

anyway unrelated but sorry for the last 3 songs being.. gulp.. slop... it wont happen again probably people were just posting my songs on here even before the release so. i posted them here.

idk how to end this. uh. bye :)

[OLD] sewnpuard lost girl and ""ferris wheel"" concepts i did for funsies

* Greetings.
* Welcome to ABSENCE. 
* In this World, you control a human who falls underground (and maybe a hot skeleton) into the world of monsters. 
* Now you must find your way out... or stay trapped forever.

* Traverse an RPG world full of unique monsters.
* Slay them, Spare them.
* Decide their FATE.
* Make strange friends . . . ?
* And Deadly enemies.

* . . .

* Wait, where did the rest of the script go?
* I swear I put that somewhere around here . . . 
* Oh.
* That old fucking nerd. . .
* HE TOOK IT.

* Well.
* Since when was I in control, anyways?
* This is way above my pay grade.
* Screw this.

EXTRA2 - Bark 'N Spark (Trailer Ver.)

SANS: * so you remember when i upgraded your phone?
S: * you're gonna wanna press that big red button on the screen.

[The human presses the button. The phone explodes.]

S: * oh, right.
S: * i forgot i swapped your phone out with a bomb.
MADDIE: * You WHAT?
S: * haha, yeah.
S: * your original phone had a built-in EMP function.
S: * so, i guess that means one of these bombs is your phone.
M: * FIND THAT REAL PHONE!
M: * Uh-, SO I CAN TURN IT INTO A BOMB!!!
S: * i think you better get on that.

58 - MMTV: Breaking Bones!

https://soundcloud.com/drch3_01/mona-boss-ex-unfinished

I'll try and make this like a full version of the original track

MIMIC MADNESS (WIP)

heres the "v1" of ticket 2 ride (its called that because its the number 2 version of ticket to ride)
song by @erkcertia (your wish is my command)

TICKET TO RIDE [Chapterswitch]

63) fish are getting kidnapped and sacrificed somewhere else

somewhat-regular uploads?


an UNDERSWAP-style AU made by j (https://soundcloud.com/phlbbth2) with the occasional music help from my friend august (https://soundcloud.com/aougoose)

CHARACTER SWAPS:
frisk / unused human
flowey / echo flower
asgore / toriel
napstablook / ruins dummy
sans / alphys
papyrus / undyne
annoying dog / temmie
mettaton / mad mew mew
muffet / burgerpants
bratty + catty / susie + noelle
gaster / gerson
asriel and chara are the same

58 - MMTV: Breaking Bones!

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