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DAGAMES OFFICIAL FOUNDERS PACK2

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

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[Verse]

Spin it like the planet, wobble off axis

Hustle through the cosmos, dodgin' galactic taxes

Belly full of hunger, mind full of tactics

Flip words acrobatic, gymnastics, elastic



Fast lane, brain on turbo, no brakes

Watch the ink flow, river runs, no lakes

Paper thin patience, foldin' up snowflakes

Dreams stack tall, high as the stakes



[Chorus]

Round and round, in the spin cycle

Turnin' heads quick, every bar's a rifle

Fast like vinyl, scratch that spiral

Keep the beat alive, it’s all survival



[Verse 2]

Talk slick, tongue sharper than obsidian

Headphones bump loud, rattlin' the pavilion

Life’s a million puzzle pieces, missin' edges

Still stitch lines together, like thread to hedges



Streetlights flicker, ghost stories in the gutter

Words paint vivid, neon in the clutter

Heartbeat a drummer, chest like thunder

Catch the rhythm now, no time to wonder



[Bridge]

Spinnin', spinnin', life’s centrifugal

Every move critical, bars metaphysical

Words go digital, reachin' new pinnacles

Infinite loops, cyclical, unmissable

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