I had an opposite friendzone experience... I went over to a ladehfriend's place mid sat night and I had originally found her pretty attractive but didn't think anything was going to happen because the freidnship was good still now and then we had held hands walking around town and to me it was nice but non-romantic. Anyway, she'd been drinking a little I was drinking a little we went downstairs for food and after much debate over what to eat and flirtness we were all of a sudden making out, she initiated, and she's all going 'why have we never done this' it was super intense and she came on pretty strong. Ended up on the floor and shirtless until I guess I broke the mood, in my mind I'm all oh gawd what is happeneing I found her attractive but had friendzoned us both and all of a sudden she was dancing all outside the friendzone and wrecking my world, with the line "Look, I found a nerd on the floor (the candy)" and we are both sort of nerds and we laughted it out and went to bed. Next day after I got out of bed and went to work she texted me lets just keep things how they were before and it was her that initiated! Stating that she had wanted to do that forever! O_o Anyway, it's gotten me thinking about the possibilty and now bah it's hard to shake the possibility off again.

It turns ugly and then you'll hate going to work

Why do women have to spare the feelings of random guys hitting on them? Do guys feel this kind of responsibility toward women?

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Getting Out Of The Friendzone

Jared is joined by comedian Jay Nog to talk about why every guy watches porn, how to approach an old hook up, and a dude who gets a girl by using movie quotes.

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Why Every Guy Watches Porn

Jared is joined by comedian Yamaneika Saunders to take your emails and answer questions about jerking off too much, how to tell your friend you slept with the girl he’s interested in dating, and whether or not you should tell the girl you’re going to sleep with that you’re a virgin. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out.

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Approach Butt Stuff Like You’d Approach Petting A Squirrel

On this episode of the Total Frat Move Podcast, Jared welcomes frequently requested return guest, comedian Dante Nero, to read listener emails, answer questions, and give advice about how white dudes should deal with the N-word when doing karaoke, the correct approach to asking out a coworker, mentally handling your girl’s past sexual experiences, dealing with your girlfriend’s jealousy towards other girls you hang out with as friends, what to do as a hot girl who can’t keep guys around, and whether or not to be upset about getting a cumshot in the eye. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out. 

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Never Ask A Question You Don’t Want Answered

The guys are back to discuss ISIS's attack in Iran, climate change and Donald Trump's decision to withdraw the United States from the Paris Climate Agreement, a new NSA leak and the arrest of Reality Winner, Theresa May's response to the London Bridge van attack, "cultural appropriation" in Portland, the Urinating Dog joining the Fearless Girl and the Charging Bull, Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, and a Trump Administration Odds And Ends, amongst other things. Enjoy, and thanks for listening!

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MSP129: Yestermony/Testerday

Chris, Joey, and Matt answer listener emails, role play a conversation between President Trump and Rodrigo Duterte, and discuss a clip of Karen Handle accidentally speaking the truth on this bonus episode. Enjoy!

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MSP129.5: Emails (And Other Stuff)

Damien and Vlad get in the conversation about the Golden State victory (Did the Warriors throw game 4 so they could win at home?), The new Tupac movie - All Eyez On Me, and their take on who the best dead rappers are.

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#Top5DeadRappers

This week on The Mandatory Sampson Podcast, Chris and Joey sit down to discuss the Alexandria, Virginia shooting, manslaughter charges in Flint, Michigan, a Dakota Access Pipeline update, corporate sponsors pulling out of New York's Public Theater and NBC News, Otto Warmbier's homecoming from North Korea, Jessica Simpson getting "mom-shamed", Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather, the NBA Finals, LAX's new Private Suite for wealthy travelers, and a Trump Administration Odds And Ends. Plus, the guys read emails from Sampsonites at the end of the show.

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MSP130: Majestic And Vicious

The full triumvirate is back together in studio this week to discuss Ali's time on the road, the death of Prodigy, and Vlad bringing his Mom to buy sneakers.

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Boots By The Door

This week, the guys sit down to discuss Minnesota police officer Jeronimo Yanez being found not guilty in the death of Philando Castile, the Georgia 6th Special Election, the death of Otto Warmbier, Bill Cosby's mistrial, Chelsea Manning, US military engagement in Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan, the Supreme Court and gerrymandering, and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Plus, Sampsonite emails at the end of the program.

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MSP131: Unfunny Liberal Morons

After a two-week hiatus, the guys are back to discuss a variety of topics including President Trump's failed Carrier deal, ISIS's defeat in Mosul, the potential revocation of the 2001 AUMF, Donald Trump, Jr.'s emails, indictments against three officers on the scene of the Laquan McDonald shooting, the idiocy of Sheriff Richard Jones in Butler County, Ohio, Ashton Kutcher's "problematic" questions, and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Plus, emails from Sampsonites at the end. Thanks for listening, and enjoy!

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MSP132: Send In Omarosa

This week on The Mandatory Sampson Podcast, the guys sit down to discuss Senator John McCain's cancer diagnosis, the continued failure to pass Trumpcare, Jamie Dimon's rant about America, a new bill aimed at reducing corporate welfare, HBO's new show "Confederate", and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Check it out, and enjoy.

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MSP133: Like A Dog Watching TV

Damien and Ali get in the conversation about Ali's dental woes, Damien's vegan lifestyle, and have a discussion of happiness.

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The "Such And Such"

A major announcement regarding the future of The Mandatory Sampson Podcast.

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A Message From The Mandatory Sampson Podcast

The JTrain Podcast is hosted by comic Jared Freid and great comedian guests as they read listener emails and answer questions about everything from hooking up and dating apps to relationships and post-grad problems. Every Tuesday and Friday.

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