*HEAVY ASS BREATHING* LOL Bro you got sleep apnea?

Having some bread before drinking helps soak up the alcohol as well

I like a "meaty" vag, of course I like all types of vag's.

wait... the chick couldn't have been a doctor? How dare you @mansamp you're so much better than that. I'm kidding, but I'm also not.

Jared is joined by comic George Gordon to give Spring Break advice, read your emails and answer questions about how guys feel about an abnormally large labia, how to handle dating a girl who's hooked up with a lot of your friends before you started dating, and if it's hard to be the short guy in a fraternity. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out!

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Spring Break Drinking Is A Marathon, Not A Sprint

The guys are back to discuss ISIS's attack in Iran, climate change and Donald Trump's decision to withdraw the United States from the Paris Climate Agreement, a new NSA leak and the arrest of Reality Winner, Theresa May's response to the London Bridge van attack, "cultural appropriation" in Portland, the Urinating Dog joining the Fearless Girl and the Charging Bull, Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, and a Trump Administration Odds And Ends, amongst other things. Enjoy, and thanks for listening!

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Sponsored by: Harry's (harrys.com/sampson)

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MSP129: Yestermony/Testerday

Chris, Joey, and Matt answer listener emails, role play a conversation between President Trump and Rodrigo Duterte, and discuss a clip of Karen Handle accidentally speaking the truth on this bonus episode. Enjoy!

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MSP129.5: Emails (And Other Stuff)

Damien and Vlad get in the conversation about the Golden State victory (Did the Warriors throw game 4 so they could win at home?), The new Tupac movie - All Eyez On Me, and their take on who the best dead rappers are.

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#Top5DeadRappers

This week on The Mandatory Sampson Podcast, Chris and Joey sit down to discuss the Alexandria, Virginia shooting, manslaughter charges in Flint, Michigan, a Dakota Access Pipeline update, corporate sponsors pulling out of New York's Public Theater and NBC News, Otto Warmbier's homecoming from North Korea, Jessica Simpson getting "mom-shamed", Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather, the NBA Finals, LAX's new Private Suite for wealthy travelers, and a Trump Administration Odds And Ends. Plus, the guys read emails from Sampsonites at the end of the show.

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MSP130: Majestic And Vicious

The full triumvirate is back together in studio this week to discuss Ali's time on the road, the death of Prodigy, and Vlad bringing his Mom to buy sneakers.

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Boots By The Door

This week, the guys sit down to discuss Minnesota police officer Jeronimo Yanez being found not guilty in the death of Philando Castile, the Georgia 6th Special Election, the death of Otto Warmbier, Bill Cosby's mistrial, Chelsea Manning, US military engagement in Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan, the Supreme Court and gerrymandering, and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Plus, Sampsonite emails at the end of the program.

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MSP131: Unfunny Liberal Morons

After a two-week hiatus, the guys are back to discuss a variety of topics including President Trump's failed Carrier deal, ISIS's defeat in Mosul, the potential revocation of the 2001 AUMF, Donald Trump, Jr.'s emails, indictments against three officers on the scene of the Laquan McDonald shooting, the idiocy of Sheriff Richard Jones in Butler County, Ohio, Ashton Kutcher's "problematic" questions, and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Plus, emails from Sampsonites at the end. Thanks for listening, and enjoy!

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MSP132: Send In Omarosa

This week on The Mandatory Sampson Podcast, the guys sit down to discuss Senator John McCain's cancer diagnosis, the continued failure to pass Trumpcare, Jamie Dimon's rant about America, a new bill aimed at reducing corporate welfare, HBO's new show "Confederate", and a Trump Administration Odds and Ends. Check it out, and enjoy.

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MSP133: Like A Dog Watching TV

Damien and Ali get in the conversation about Ali's dental woes, Damien's vegan lifestyle, and have a discussion of happiness.

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The "Such And Such"

A major announcement regarding the future of The Mandatory Sampson Podcast.

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A Message From The Mandatory Sampson Podcast

The JTrain Podcast is hosted by comic Jared Freid and great comedian guests as they read listener emails and answer questions about everything from hooking up and dating apps to relationships and post-grad problems. Every Tuesday and Friday.

Spring Break Drinking Is A Marathon, Not A Sprint

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