My Pussy Too Tight (for Your Dick Boi)

Written & Performed by:
Judge Drizzz
Produced by: 
Haley Drizcoll
Beats Provided by: 
Lion'n'prime


Uh, my pussy too tight,
Yeah, my pussy too tight...
- for your dick boi,
- for your dick, HA!
Yeah, my pussy too tight boi,
MY PUSSY'S TOO TIGHT FOR YOUR DICK
MY LITTLE CLIT IS SHARPER THAN A STICK.
SHIT!

My pussy too tight boi,
I said, I said, my pussy too tight boi,
Tryna get that dick in boy?
Well you gone put a fight up,
You gone have to put a fight up, boi.

Nobody comes in, nobody comes out,
Can't fit a pinky in my pussy 
you think your dick is gonna work out?
HA! that's pretty funny,
Well listen up to me,
You better, you better, listen up;
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Yeah, yeah, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Your dick wouldn't fit in
If it was flaccid & frozen,
Wouldn't fit if the tip went missin'
call 9-1-1 -- OH! 
Wouldn't fit if you whittled it down
to no--thin'! 

Oh? You braggin'? 
You braggin' 'bout your big dick?
Well guess what, homie?
My pussy don't want none of it.
My pussy's tighter than your favorite album
Growing up, bitch.
My pussy's tighter than a mothafuckin' pair of
BABY BOOTIES
It's tighter than a baby's 
booties --
You know? 
Tighter than little baby booties?

Man, you really think you're invited to my V.I.P.?
Get the fuck out -- my V is was too tight for that big ol' D!
It's the only part of my anatomy
that looks like a fuckin' Barbie.
Trust me, boy, you do not want to FUCK
with my CUNT
with my little, little, cunt,
This pussy C-U-N-T cunt,
It's way too little for your dick, mannn.
Thought I told you before?
But you need a little more reason for this underscore???
OH? Ok. 
Well I guess I didn't even mention my clit,
My clit's sharper than Sharper Image,
it'll tear up your shit,
It's sharper than a stick/ice-pick
And bigger than your dick,
I got a pointy-ass clit,
And my pussy's tighter than an over mit.
SHIT! Pointy-ass clit!
Tighter than an oven mit,
Easy bake over is not as easy as it seems is it?
Nah, I ain't never put my finger in my pussy 
cuz it might rip it off, it is too tight for that stuff.

AHHHHH

Nobody goes in,
Nobody goes out,
This pussy too tight for your dick, BITCH.
Too tight, too tight, too tit-tight for your dick, BITCH!
Thought I told you before, but I had to remind it!
You really wanna get in this bushy shit?

Better get a smaller dick boi,
Better get rid of it.

Tighter than an oven mit,
Tighter than your favorite shit,
Tighter than all these other raps we spit.

Ey, I don't wanna make you feel ashamed,
All I know is that my pussy ain't big enough for your thang,
It's not big enough for ANYTHANG it's just kinda a little hole, it's just a little tiny hole, baby.

What? Oh?

Go ahead and try it out boi,
Oh you got it in?
YOU GOT IT IN???
Well shit, you ain't never gonna get it out,
you stuck in there for your whole life, man...
Ey, I warned you before,
I said it was too small and
Nobody comes in,
Nobody comes out,
It's like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Just cuz everybody is getting stuck in side ME! UGH!

~ baby booties ~

Pussy Too Tight (for Your Dick Boi)

Produced by: Judge Drizzz
Beats Provided by: RikeLuxxBeats

*ring*

Hey, how ya doin?
Oh? What?
Yeah, no, I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, things have been really crazy. Um, but yeah no, I know I said I would go...yeah no, I don't think I can...Look, don't be disappointed...Yeah, I know I said I WOULD but now I CAN'T!

You better think twice before you send that invite,
Cuz something bout goin out don't feel right,
Maybe I should go, maybe it's in my head?
But my agoraphobia be like, "Let's raincheck instead"

Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh
Agoraphobia, I ain't putting on a bra,
Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh,
Agoraphobia, I AIN'T PUTTIN ON A BRA

Cuz the outside world ain't ready for me
I sweet, precious, little angel baby,
And this big ol' fucked up world, it ain't deserving on me,
I'm a reckless recluse motherfuckin shut-in OG, bitch!

I ain't goin out in the motherfuckin' DARK (DARK, DARK)
Got anxiety like I'm swimmin' with a SHARK (SHARK, SHARK)
Stop asking questions like a little fuckin' NARK 
Just be grateful for the belated birthday card from HallMARK, BITCH

Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh
Agoraphobia, I ain't putting on a bra,
Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh,
Agoraphobia, I AIN'T PUTTIN ON A BRA

Calaustraphobia's the fear of small places,
Arachnaphobia's the fear of eight-legez,
But I'm agoraphobic, do you know what the is?
I'm afraid to go outside, so get the FUCK OFF MY TITS!

Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh
Agoraphobia, I ain't putting on a bra,
Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh,
Agoraphobia, I AIN'T PUTTIN ON A BRA

Yeah, that's correct bitch, no RSVP from me,
I'd rather say in, keep my free-time fuckin' FREE,
Where have you been, bitch? OMG long time no see?
I'm what's eating Gilbert Grape & I ain't gonna LEAVE!

Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh
Agoraphobia, I ain't putting on a bra,
Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh,
Agoraphobia, I AIN'T PUTTIN ON A BRA

Stayin INA INA INA FUCKIN HOUSE
Stayin INA INA INA FUCKIN HOUSE
Stayin INA INA INA FUCKIN HOUSE
I AIN'T GOIN, BITCH, I AIN'T FUCKIN GOIN OUT

Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh
Agoraphobia, I ain't putting on a bra,
Agoraphobia, I ain't goin' nowhere, bruh,
Agoraphobia, I AIN'T PUTTIN ON A BRA

FUCK YOU BITCH, I AIN'T GOIN OUT
I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN!!!!

Yeah, no, I'm sorry,
No, I'll be there next week, for sure...

Judge Drizzz

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