Dear friends and loved ones. I have always told you that I love the snow. In fact, I still do. But much like Noah loved God and God still killed everyone in a deluge of wetness, I feel a need to provide you with something to help you get through this. This is our darkest hour. If we were Transformers in the only Transformers movie that matters, this would be the scene where one of us pulled the Matrix out of our chest and saved the day while The Touch played in all of it’s classic 80’s glory. But alas, we are not Transformers and the only time we open our chests is to have surgery. With that in mind, I give you this. Use it to soundtrack our once great people’s demise. This is how the world ends, not with a bang, nor a whimper, but with thundersnowmageddonpocalypseragnarok.

THUNDERSNOWMAGEDDONPOCALYPSERAGNAROK

Sneak peak of my upcoming full length record, The Fearless Coward. 

Out now on an imaginary record label! http://juggableoffense.bandcamp.com/album/the-fearless-coward

Scenes From A Dying Appalachian Campfire

Hazen S. Pingree was mayor of Detroit, Michigan from 1889 to 1897. One of his most popular acts as mayor was to support the re-use of empty lots in Detroit for urban farming, earning him the nickname of Potato Patch Pingree. 

New Potato (For Hazen S. Pingree) DEMO

I AM NERD TRASH LOOK AT ME COVER THIS REALLY FUCKING OBSCURE SONG HAHA IM SORRY I CANT SING BUT I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG IT'S BEAUTIFUL

To The Janitor, To The King (TWIABP Cover)

I was dumb when I said I was going to quit doing Juggable Offense for a while. It's back and I don't care that I'm not sticking to my guns like I normally do.

This was my proof of concept for doing Juggable Offense with a reasonably small synths only setup, and as such it's not the greatest performance of this song but goddamn did it feel good to do. The middle section is, as it has always been with this song, an exploration, a jam. It's exceedingly long, even by my own Grateful Dead worshipping standards, but it's also the first time I've tried to do this.

Ding Dong The Batterwitch Is Dead (2016 Rehearsal Demo)

harmonic accompaniment: Make Noise 0-Coast going into an Earthquaker Devices Avalanche Run, looped with a TC Electronics Ditto X4 and further processed by a eurorack modular synth. 
lead lines/secondary drone: live harmonium
electronic tabla and kick drum

The Drones Of Dunshire

demo of a song from the upcoming Juggable Offense album, I'm Your Cheerleader.

Instrumentation
Lead synth and main loop: Make Noise 0-Coast
Bass synth: Pittsburgh Modular Lifeforms
Twinkly Shit: Korg Volca FM
Drums: Novation Circuit
Looping: TC Electronics Ditto X4

First Transistor Vanguard (For Sear)demo

creepy creepy motherfuckers spoop spoop thats the sound of the ghost police

Ghost Cat Rough Mix

A Nightclub For Snakes

So this song is, in my estimation, my first song written. It's got parts, and stuff. Most of it was hashed out on the spectacularly abused piano in the U of D Jesuit Commons. 

That One Song From The Piano

Debut album The Fearless Coward out now! http://juggableoffense.bandcamp.com/album/the-fearless-coward

For information about booking, more recordings, specific questions, hate mail, etc, please email basslopoke@mich.com or send a message to the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/JuggableOffense

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