here is one of the saddest songs in the world feat. a kazoo and my voice after i wake up from a nap

Nowhere Man Cover (The Beatles)

blue nails

nobody knows how to spell lightning and nobody cares

here's a romantic song for u and ur spring lover

I Saw Lightning Cover (Telekinesis)

smile & people will hardly notice you are weird-looking

-martin luther king jr

you got a haircut, so did i
mine is crooked, and yours is nice
you wear your dad’s tuxedo to the dance
my dress is stained and secondhand

it’s hard to be with a ten
when even your mom tells you
you’re a Solid Five

i’m sorry it’s not working out but
i’m too ugly
i’m sorry if i break your heart
but more than likely
you’ll move on to
a 34D with a BMW

pretty girls giggle when you wink at them
i’m right here you idiot
boys on the soccer team call me
that weird girl that eats babies

it’s hard to be with a ten
when even your mom tells you
you’re a Solid Five

i’m sorry it’s not working out but
i’m too ugly
i’m sorry if i break your heart
but more than likely
you’ll move on to
a 34D with a BMW

i can’t paint and i can’t cook
but boy can i, read a book
i say “pecan” and “feta cheese”
so how can i, expect you to love me
i haven’t seen schindler’s list
sometimes i eat cheetos on purpose

i’ll look for someone more my type
who’s got a basket on his bike
the frat boy that no one likes
who gets drunk on three bud lights

i’m sorry it’s not working out
but i’m too ugly
i’m sorry if i break your heart
but more than likely
you’ll move on to
the blonde that’s making eyes at you

the ugly song

here is a song where i turn my heart inside out & throw up


sinatra

teal moon

u better enjoy this track bc i definitely got tetanus from that harmonica

daisy days

summer nymph song

this song is about anthropomorphic grilled cheese

unwashed hair

space baby

for the ppl who make you weepy stupid flowers

Julia F Harrison

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