Hi, I'm Julian. 

The album you're about to isten to (right now! Otherwise you'll forget! Don't save this tab for later, you never get to those things!) was recorded on the fly, with love, in a makeshift venue when the original venue was canceled 10 hours before the show(!!!). 

You will hear me talk about such fun topics as a specific death in my family, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, fancy watches, and a woman who had too many ducks. I may even perform a couple songs. Don't worry, it's all a buncha fun. 

Quick note: You may notice that it sounds a bit different than a typical stand-up album, and that's because the audience isn't teeechnically mic'd, because we weren't teeechnically planning on putting this out as an album. 

*But* we did extensive testing and test listeners reported that they thought it was "not a problem" or even "less distracting" without that annoying, overbearing audience. 

ANYWAY, I've already said too much, so here's the TLDR: 

I recorded some comedy for you to have. I hope you enjoy it. 

Love, 

Julian
credits
released February 16, 2018 

Executive Producers: Samee Junio, Julian M. Stern 

"Hork-Bajir & Heartbreak" 
Lyrics by Julian M. Stern 
Beat produced by letsruntrack 
soundcloud.com/letsruntrack 

"RIP AIM ILYSM" 
Lyrics by Julian M. Stern 
Beat produced by Dizzla D Music 
www.dizzladmusic.com 

Special thanks to: Kristen Layden, Jon Zucker, Stephen Sanow, Mike Glazer, Julian Vargas, Trent Boorman, Anna Horvai, Edward Devoney Jr., Ronnie Devoney, Mollie K.A. Stern, Drake, DJ Khaled, and Mr. Badger.
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One Hundred And Fifty-Three Ducks

Hork-Bajir And Heartbreak (prod. letsruntrack)

Hork - Bajir And Heartbreak (Intro)

OCDs And Big Dog Ts

The Ballad Of Mr. Badger

The Merits Of Improv Comedy

Starter Watch

Art And Commerce

Pee Situation Timeline

The Right Kind Of Hot

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