In this brief teaser episode, lovely boys Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman introduce you to Jonathan Off Road Rules, who once was famous for being on Road Rules, and one day will be again. We'll make sure of it.

Boston's Favorite Son: The Prequel Preview Teaser Episode

The ultimate showbusiness odyssey begins here! Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman are absolutely sick of their friend Jonathan not being famous. 

He was famous once! He was in MTV's Road Rules: Northern Trail. He is Jonathan Off Road Rules! So let's get him famous again, even if it involves a traffic accident, crow wrangling, or poison ivy!

May or may not contain the next hit movie starring Willem Dafoe.

Boston's Favorite Son Episode 1: Jonathan Off Road Rules

Jonathan Off Road Rules introduces A Flock of Seagulls. Well, some seagulls. Well, some seagulls eating rats. Also, it's time for your Surprise Dad!

Daddy Cockroach's Spicy Surprise

Gerber babies abound and Willem Dafoe has to deal with a useless chimp. Also, Jonathan Off Road Rules runs for office!

Mayor Poseidon Of Boston

Welcome to the Smoke & Sugar Lounge you dirty little herberts! Let's engage in sensual chat, take Boston back for the English, and feel awkward about Third Eye Blind.

The Smoke And Sugar Lounge

Well, well, well, Hairy Squatter? Welcome to Pogwarts, dear boy, now let me tell you of Willem Dafoe's Secret Sunday!

Hairy Squatter And The Philosopher's Muck

Jonathan is the hottest star in Boston. Literally, because we're cooking him under these studio lights. Also, Thanos has some ant problems.

Assplay, Ten Dollars

Living that superstar lifestyle and not that super soaker lifestyle. Drug money, threatening testicles, and The Massachusetts games!

Drugs Aren't Illegal When You're A Celebrity

Get freaky! Show me that green if you know what I mean! Hurl your Laffy Taffy and protect the world!

Freaky Constantina

You Just Want To F*ck A Ghost

The Road Rules/Qualls presidential campaign for 2020 starts here! It starts with a major whoopsie daisie, but it starts nonetheless.

The Presidential Campaign (Northern Trail)

On this episode, the Party Baby takes a Whole Foods by storm!

Frenchin' That Ass

The Coconut Pig promotes fresh milk, a reality TV star drinks swamp water from a barrel, and Willem Dafoe recruits Fraggle Rock's Doozers for some rectal exploration.

Oinky Jonny The Coconut Pig

The summer event of the year is finally here! We never said Chad Kroger was gonna turn up though. Wink wink!

Chad Kroeger's Summer Slam Dunk

A basement in Boston becomes a medieval tavern, where mushroom stew flows freely and the dump corner becomes home to a bard's voyeuristic delights.

The Medieval Mushroom Basement

Jonathan becomes a Ninja Turtle, Boston gets a hot new casino, and Willem Dafoe enters a tomato tournament.

Jonny Bonanza's Crusty Slot

On this week's show, we decide to sell dirty bathwater. REALLY dirty bathwater. We also have a problem with rats and their deadly Skungus Chill plague!

Gamer Girl Water And Diseased Rats

Uh oh! I didn't do that! 

Jonathan becomes the most rascally rascal in Boston, the Smoke & Sugar Lounge brings us more wartime eroticism, and nobody's expecting a Nobel Peace Prize!

Lil' Jonny Rascal

Jonathan gets haunted by a spooky ghost, a gnome doctor sniffs the genitals in a Denny's, and Willem Dafoe plays the hottest new Robocop successor.

Dafoebocop

It's all gone very bad when a man in a romper suit gives away free pizza. Please believe me!

BFS

Julie