Crawling Out of the Hellhole (21-22) - 2

Eat Sleep (feat. Richard Walters)

The fragile beauty of pain and honesty. It’s about seeing someone — or yourself — clearly in your most broken moments and still finding something worth loving there.

Pretty When It Hurts

Honey you're out of your dept.
In a parking lot puddle
At rock bottom with you
and you're stupid isn't subtle 

This Christmas if you're looking 
For someone to satisfy your needs 
Go find yourself another main squeeze
This Christmas (is all about me)

I know you don't wanna go
It's time to roll this rock 
I'm restless to be done with you
This Christmas (let the party never stop)


This Christmas if you're looking 
For someone to satisfy your needs 
Go find yourself another main squeeze
This Christmas (is all about me)

Heavy Head Music (ASCAP)

Bah Humbug! Xmas 2025 – Album Description
Forget jingle bells and mistletoe kisses—Bah Humbug! Xmas 2025 is the anti-holiday soundtrack for anyone burned out on fake cheer, emotional labor, and seasonal dysfunction. Delivered with biting wit and soul-deep honesty, this album unwraps the uglier truths of the season: failed relationships, unmet expectations, and the bold decision to put yourself first.

With lyrics like “The sweetness is gone from your sweet potato pie” and “Go find yourself another main squeeze / This Christmas is all about me,” this isn’t your grandma’s holiday album—unless your grandma’s in therapy and cutting toxic people out of her life.

Blending melancholic melodies, sarcastic soul, and a dash of post-breakup bravado, Bah Humbug! is both a middle finger and a freedom song wrapped in tinsel. For anyone who’s ever sat through Christmas dinner gritting their teeth—this one’s for you.

Crystal City

Junko Ohashi

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