Yesterday i found loads of weird Music and sounds that day to turn into something idiotic and this is what happens hope you enjoy

Weird stuff i found in the dumpster

this is not mine! here's the original extended ver. by joriobro:
https://youtu.be/Gs2aU62CcKI

(had to crop to fool copyright)

Whitty sings Chug Jug With You (full)

Door Close SFX

There's a WHOLE LOT of swearing and sexually explicit stuff in this one.

These come from this tumblr: texts-from-underground.tumblr.com/tagged/mettaton

Mettaton, Papyrus, and all the music and everything else belong to Toby Fox. Go buy Undertale.

oh and sorry the audio levels are a bit weird the filter i use for mettatons voice is still a work in progress

Texts From Mettaton Compilation (VERY NSFW!)

Everywhere at the end of time

A1 - It's just a burning memory

KANAŁ CYPISA: www.youtube.com/user/Cypisolo
Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxv0JNVtgY
Fanpage : www.facebook.com/cypisolo

TEKST:
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan 
Gdy już nie będę sam 
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan 
Gdy już nie będę sam 
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Ja pierdole mam zjazd
nie chwytam gwiazd 
jak kłoda leże 
nie wierze co się dzieje
jak kura z głodu pieje
jak wilkołak do księżyca
W głowie dziury jak ulica
przed twoją chatą
rozpuszczam się jak baton
który leży na blacie
zejść jest jak nie wciągacie
bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi
w głowie burdel jak w TV
Mnie nie dziwi taki stan
brak towar,w myślach ćpam
rade dam albo nie dam
wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam
w sumie mam już przejebane
wszystko jednak jest sprzedane
Ja pierdole same długi
kinol jak u tabalugi
dzień drugi bez walenia
gdzie jest wąż ? biała chemia.
Jebane zejście tak wykańcza
jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan 
Gdy już nie będę sam 
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Chemia party chce na narty
do dilera a nie w alpy.
O żesz kurwa chyba fiknę
jak w nochala nic nie psike.
Tak bardzo chce dotykać gwiazd
ale nic z tego bo mam zjazd
totalne kurwa mega zejście
a marzy mi się smoka wejście.
Masz hajsy ? ci też zalegam ?
no to chuj dziś już nie biegam.
Chce mieć kopa jak pantera
w krechę nie ma u dilera.
już nie na pewno nie
chyba śmierć rozkłada mnie.
Nic nie przełknę mam dreszcze
kurwa mać ile jeszcze ?
będzie trwał ten stan
śnił mi się koksu van
i hery gram tak do smaku
chce się wozić w cadillacu 
Myślami po znajomych biegam
lecz każdemu coś zalegam
odpada opcja pożyczki
bo przycinam jak nożyczki.

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan 
Gdy już nie będę sam 
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Syf jak na Discovery
chce wystrzelić jak z giwery
chce hery i inne bajery
w nosie pustak słychać szmery.
Macie numer do gargamela ?
może u niego w kotle jest hera ?
wiem głupoty pierdole
ale nie ma nic na stole
a kieszeni jebana pustka
przydała by się w totka szóstka
albo chociaż jakaś czwórka
i bym leciał jak jaskółka
jak pszczółka maja
do ucha śpiewała by mi kaja
to są jaj no nie wierze
wygięty leże jak zdechłe zwierze
Gorączka w kurwę się nasila
poharatany jak dupa fakira
jak zdzira wymiętolony
leże kurwa rozpalony.
hej Johny chciałbym posypać
i na łące jak królik brykać
Ale cały czas ten zjazd
usycham jak wyrwany chwast

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan 
Gdy już nie będę sam 
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Cypis - Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)

Sound Effects - Crowd Laugh

Changed my Phone Earrape Lil Uzi Vert

The proudest members of the 2 worst fandoms battle it out to see which is the better fandom.

Cast:

Team Undertale:
Dani’s Fried Ass as Mario Undertale Kid 
Sam u l (who didn't record that lazy bum) as SansTheSkeleton636 

Team FNAF:
a bad mimikyu cosplayer as Foxy the Best Fox 
DCCraps as 3LameStudios vocals:
a bad mimikyu cosplayer as FNAFLover2008 

Lyrics:

Mario Undertale Kid:
*Girly Scream* YOU HATE UNDERTALE! 
UNDERTALE IS THE BEST, AND FNAF IS JUST A FAIL!
I HATE ALL YOU UNDERTALE HATERS! IT IS A GREAT GAME!
I had and adventure in undertale where the lore was wrong, BUT IT'S STILL A GREAT GAME!
IF YOU EVEN RANT ME ONCE I WILL GET PISSED AND START SCREAMING
Because you suck more than DANIEL T GAMING
JUST BE QUIET. YOUR GAMES MORE UNORIGINAL THAN BEN 10
After I rape the ears of your fandom you will DROWN LIKE BENNNNNNNNNNNN

Foxy the Best Fox:
6 AM, time to noot this churl like my daddy, but farther
You may have the princess, lab rat, but I am a fox
You look like super Minecraft kid, who gives a cooster
Actually you are super minecraft kid, you suck you FNAF hating loser!
The creators of this battle clearly like FNAF more
Cuz Swoldow ranted on you, because your channel is a bore….
I'm a fire-foxy-flamer, your a stoned-metta-chrome,
FNAF is the best game ever, all you want is Sans’ bone.

SansTheSkeleton636:
WE ARE NOT EXCESSIVE FANGIRLS! You can't win, you see.
I don't want Sans’ bone, I make Papyrus want it FOR ME!
I'm probably the worst shipper on the internet but I don't even care!
Because i'll use my movie maker slideshows to get into your nightmares!
You’ll Never sleep again with my DEATH STARE
DO YOU WANNA STOP, YOU FAGGOTS, YOU’RE ALL LACKING PUBIC HAIR
Put music over your stupid crap, and text your defeat. Sorry!
Because while you jerk off to Foxy, I’m building a skele-army!

(Random chainsaw noise, with 3LameStudios laughing about how he can copy a video)

3LameStudios
You think you can beat FNAF! Papyrus X Sans just blows!
My chance of winning is even bigger than the chance of me copying someone's video!
But I wouldn't copy yours. Your crappy shipping does not work. 
But when it comes to our fandoms, yours is boring while I go make FNAF twerk!
Who knows? Maybe Hulk is best meme character
He can beat Zootopia, FNAF, anything whenever
There's another FNAF fan calling, and he will leave you both pwned.
I'll copy somebody’s phone animation. BOOM! Pick up the phone.

(FNAFLover2008 buildup)

Mario Undertale Kid: Umm hello, who is calling

FNAFLover2008: You like Undertale don't you…..

FNAFLover2008: WELL YOU ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!

FNAFLover2008:
Beating you gay, black, FNAF HATERS is gonna be fun!
After I go sex with Foxy I will KILL YOU WITH A GUN!
It's FNAFLover2008, I have 200 whole subs, while you'll get a lot of hate
You think your videos are better than mine, you just make skeletons masturbate!
You think your “Pink Gay Fag powers” are gonna beat my raps
I hate you more than “I HATE EVERYTHING”, and just like him your videos are crap!
FNAF will dominate the internet, this world I shall rebuild!
JUST IMAGINE IT! A world where all FNAF haters GET KILLED!!!!!!

before you say anything about the lyrics being off flow and earrape, just remember that its an april fools battle.

video coming out on april fools (duh)

EVGRB April Fools Special: Mario Undertale Kid VS Foxy the Best Fox

This sound effect will play when the player loses a computer to the virus.

Windows XP Error SFX

PlayStation 2 Startup Sound Effect

JoJo OP2 「BLOODY STREAM」 With SFX

Bring Me that Ass

TRY NOT TO LAUGH - OFFENSIVE MEME COMPILATION FITZ EDITION (Fitz Kryoz Mini Ladd Smii7y Grizzy)

youve been gnomed.wmv

Oh Nigga You Gay🤣🤣🤣

Oh ThEsE aRe PrEeTy CoOl BaNaNaS *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh These Are Pretty Cool Bananas

I Dont even know . Listen for some cringe

Decided to try remaking the discord call sounds.

found it boring that the outgoing sfx is just a generic ringtone so i decided to make an intense/calm version of it depending on who starts the call :)

Outgoing Call

Incoming Call

Benja: He was known to be the favorite of the school but evryone thinks he's not good enough, be he changed as a good leader
Kiki: she's the M A D R E From the handorf family, and she knows karate good
Trixie: She was know to be a bit Vent  from the cuts on her arms i saw, but she changed to a nice sister
Armin: they broke up, and the two of them lived somewhere in, he lives in fancy department  with litterly anyone, and he got a bit chunky in the future, like E X T R A T H I C C
Opa: He was known to be the father of kiki, he was a nice young men, but once i was born, he became a grandpa, and he teached me nice and amazing things to me, but in the future, he died from C A N C E R, We'll miss you opa
Oma: He was the mom of kiki and she was a *Noice* young lady, Same thing she was also a grandma, and she told me nice thing about stories, but after pa died, ......
....
i was not done...
but i figured out i still had phone to call her, i wanted to see how she was, and yet she feels like she was about die... AND IF SHE DIES LIKE HER PA , I'LL DIE WITH THEM!!!!


You know  in the past when i was on adventures, i was Quite N A U G H T Y,
With love

- Benji

Weird stuff i found in the dumpster

Kiki Drew Studios