27.10.2012 First Snow

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OLD ACCOUNT http://soundcloud.com/azulshiva
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Science is a Goldfish in a lake with a memory of 12 seconds. That Goldfish picks up a mouthful of sand, drops it on a rock and counts the dark grains and the light grains. 12 seconds later he forgot everything and does it over and over telling other goldfishes to do the same thing. 5 yrs later when those goldfishes are ded, another goldfish comes round and starts counting the remaining grains of sand on the rocks, wondering how those goldfishes have died, just to die in the exact same way.



Philosophy is 2 Goldfishes talking to each other wondering if the legendary monsta crab is gonna come and get em. Next thing happens is a shark coming out of nowhere jumps into the pool and eats em both, wondering if the legendary monster of loch ness is gonna come and get him. Next thing happens, a vulcano erupts where that shark has been sitting and blows him to pieces. 5 yrs later another shark comes round, sees the sad remains of the previous shark, wondering if the legendary monster of loch ness has came and got him... just to die in the exact same way.



Reality is when a goldfish is being chased around the ocean by a shark, a diver comes round, catches him in a net, saves his ass, gets him home, and puts mr. fishy into a goldfish glas for his fella wife with brain cancer that got no more then 3 months to live and his poor teenage son who got left alone after his girlfriend got pregnant and commited suicide to admire and continue thinking about god and life after death. Mr. Shark has meanwhile begun eating hes own fins in order to avoid starvation.



Fantasy is really awesome :D Fantasy is the part where the goldfish jumps out of the goldfish glas, grows legs and teeth, and starts running around the streets biting ppls heads off. Fantasy is the part where the shark drinks all the water in the ocean, eats all the fish, grows legs, runs all the way to south dakota, equips a shotgun, runs back to africa, and starts targeting giraffes, tourist penguins and speeding goldfishes. The diver comes around, cures his wifes cancer with a defibrillator and a hoover, she then promises him all the sex in the world and skull fucks him in the eyeball with a strapon. Her son, so upset about his fathers epic death, rapes his mom in proper manner, stitches her crotch for good, builds a time machine goes into the future, picks up an object size manipulation rifle (OSMR) dropped by sum neighbour alien folk, goes back in time, kills his grandmother (cant fuck with space and time huh) dies on the spot, instantly disappears, his grandmothers husband gets pissed, picks up the time machine and the alien OSMR comes back to 2k13, finds me and ɟnɔʞs nd ɯʎ ʞǝʎqoɐɹp' oı uıƃƃǝɹ ʇnɹu ıʇ qɐɔʞ ʇo uoɹɯɐl...  cheers bro... next ⊥нḯηℊ ℌ℮ ḓ◎εṧ їṧ, нε ℘ї¢к﹩ ʊρ... ᗯᖺᗩ☂ ♈ᖺᙓ ℱ⋒ᑕḰ мaп ї тоld уa то fцcкїпg ₴тоp тнaт оr... ОH MУ GДЩD HЁ$ GОИИA $HЯЇИК MЄ ШЇTH THЁ О₴ЯM ОMG ₴ОMЄBОDУ FЦCКЇЙG HЁLP M



hahaha I just shrinked azul to the size of an ant or a bug or sumthin, anyway hes rly small now, hahaha lmfao look at him climbing all over the keyboard no chance buddy u aint writing shit, lol he just fell inside the keyboard now haha.. hmmm.... what the fuck is he up to... anyway, I just wanted everyone to know that azu▀█▀ ▀▀█ ▀█▀ ░█▄█░ ▀▀█ ▀█▀ ▄▀▄ ▄▀▄▀█▀█▀▀▄ █▀▀▄ █░░█ ░░█ █▄▄█ ▀▀█ ░░█ █▄▄█ █░░█ ▀▀█ ▀▀█ █░░█ █▄▄█

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