Grasman as Rick Sanchez, Matt Raichous as Ford Pines. Mixed by Zagranis
Rick (Robot):
I see what this is, we’re in a rap battle Morty,
Against a beat up old man with a tragic backstory? 
He’s got an overcoat on, and has traveled the galaxy?
Christ, the citadel doesn’t have as much clones of me- *gets deactivated*

Rick:
Your dumbass really fell for that? We aren’t alike at all
You tried doing what I do, and got sucked up by your one portal!
Cant spit ice, but gave your bro the cold shoulder, sore loser
mind’s as hollow as that bag of peanuts that ruined your future!


Ford:
Have you come to steal my eyes?! I’d really hope you have, see
Because Christ, I’m sure that face is an anomaly
Alcoholic tries to forget the horror like McGucket did
Join the Blind Eye and erase those awful memories
I’m so cracked, refer to me as the rift 
The only time you’re ever cracked’s the windshield of your ship
And I wouldn’t let weirdo around a kid
Or you’re about to catch a six-fingered fist!











Rick:
What’s my man blud waffling on about (frrrr)
Fricken’ Snake Jazz has got more appeal 
You wasted 8 bars on how I'm looking?
The only time you’re golden’s when my back’s itching
MOrty- t-to take this bastard down, i've got just (burp) the trick,
I turned myself into a rapper Morty, I’M RAPPER RIIICK!!!!!!!
You almost caused the very end of your dimension  
Just to chill out for 30 years in the M Dimension 
And when your brother went through crap to save your ass 
And even after that you couldn’t say “Thanks”?
I travel multiverses and explore different timelines 
You got stuck up on a single town in your entire lifetime 
You ain’t got  bars, sixer, you can’t show me what you got 
Gotta new catchphrase, cuz I took two dubs!

Stan:
You’re getting played, Rick, and I’m not talking Fortnite 
Do people still play that? I haven't been here for a long time
For a title character, you wouldn’t expect such a villain 
You’re doc brown but more 2 dimensional than Bill is
And if you wanna talk creations, Rick
Not only did you dip, but were you high on acid?
Your thirst for revenge leaves a trail of destruction  
You’re a twisted man who sees people as functions 
On the track? You crashed, like your wife and life, see
on the mic? You’re rapping like a Kirkland Meeseeks
got an ego bigger than your IQ, hurting the people you knew 
The smartest man in the universe? The loneliest too. 
Incredible. The natural law of Rick, I studied this years ago!
A broken man, full of self hate that at the end of the day’s got nothing to show.

Stanford Pines vs. Rick Sanchez- Rap Battles! (Ft. Matt Raichous) [2023]

Frieza:
Evil and regal, the rightful heir to my father’s throne
And they pit me against an “equal” failed experiment of a clone?
What a joke! (hah!) I block your path like Snorlax, you won’t go far 
My advice is that you abort, like the fetus that you are (hohohoho!)
So forgettable: Mew-who — this crude fool’s bouta get screwed
The death scene? My Death Beams shooting through you like voodoo
You do read minds right? So why’d you choose this fight?
You’ll be the next to get burned by Supernova-hot rhymes

Mewtwo:
Go use the shitter, sci-fi Hitler, you sound Super constipated
If this were an ego contest, you’d be the winner, undebated
But since it ain’t, you’ve sealed your fate: leave you sobbing like Pikachu
I’m at the Top when it comes to ‘mons, force you to replay peekaboo.

Space Karen better go take a seat next to Ash
For you must be stoned to think you’ll win this clash
Spitting Colder than your dad on the track
We all know that for Cheelai you down bad
When I’m on the attack, this ant should keep back
End you quick with a Focus Blast
You’d think I’m Burter, I’m rhyming fast
Steel-ing this win; like your type is Grass

I suggest growing your horns back, ‘cuz up there right now it’s looking bare
Bet that’s why you really offed Krillin, was blinded with jealousy, no Solar Flare
Really, this space ‘count’ can't even tell the time? How sad.
I’d say you’re screaming like a girl, but I guess one’s voiced you in the past

Frieza:
I expected dazzling fireworks, that was an awful display
And my actress remains praised, yours is hated to this day
Wish to insult my appearance? Here’s something to consider:
Change into your Y form, and take a good look in the mirror!

For somebody who’s used a spoon as a weapon
You can’t scoop a win into your possession
I am divine, you are sublime
Banned from being competitive right? Then get the hell out of my sight!

Now I’ll be wrapping this up like my home in Hell
Flipping off this skinny two toed Pokémon, Go fuck yourself!!!

Mewtwo:
Got saved from death and rebuilt as a cyborg, but it didn’t go well
Trunks went and split you in half just like the opinions of Dragon Ball fans after Cell
I’ve been used as a pawn before to fulfill desires of powerful men 
But that’s nothing compared to when you were used as a toy by Broly for hours on end
Your character’s hard to defend, enslaving races without a care
So how about I whip you until you’re on your knees begging to be spared again?
Couldn’t spew heat like a Charizard, you proved to be no hassle
It would seem your Golden Form has taken Silver in this battle

@fightmarker as Frieza
King Mewtwo as Mewtwo (yes)
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by @sw4nked, @snakebite126, @metamachinee and Robo Rebellion Studios
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover Art by @micahmp4

Frieza vs Mewtwo. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!


Zagranis as Louie


Chao as Teruteru 


King Ducky as Nekomaru cameo


Writing by GnomeYT


Writing assistance from King Ducky


Mixed by Zagranis 


Cover art by Box_Soldier22 


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Teruteru:

Got that awful rounded head, and still think that you’re balling, though?

Even your Donuteria wasn’t filled with all those holes.

Scouted by Hope’s Peak Academy for my talent’s mass usage!

Your ass things turn to-


Nekomaru:

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


Teruteru:

Rename you to Papa Loo-ie.


So watch as I’m stacking dough, pile on ya like your damn mayo,

But it’s quite strange with that, it’s shown this hack is lacking rapping flow!

And I would go and crack this dope, crashing him with a stabbing bone, 

But this schmuck doesn’t have a glow-up for me to attack with! 


Oh all your gameplay is spluttering the same thing,

I may have the skewer, but to customers, you’re the lame prick.

A bigger mistake than your moustache when trying to rap me,

Do you want me to put you to rest? Well, gladly…


Louie:

Drugging your own customers is not a business practice,

The burns you dish at me are when your juice is made with acid!

Down to meat, I guess you are quite dedicated to it. 

When the beef got in Togami, you put them onto the skewer! (Ooo)


Customers are satisfied with how my craft is cooked, I never shill,

The Imposter’s stomach, stabbing? Only hole you’ll ever fill.

And honestly I just can’t take you seriously, kiddy,

You built like a man falling into despair in Lego City! 


I pave the path for flashy games, shining like the kitchen stove,

You closed off the fire door ‘cause that isn’t how you’re spitting prose!

Mikan’s so-called “accidental fall” got you in deep, right,

But that isn’t your character depth, it’s just how you’ll be fried!


Teruteru:

*Accent switch


I’m toldI to not speak ma voice, but I say that ya noise should stop,

Ya couldn’t get some street cred in da one ya get employees from!

I told ya to wait a sec, but ya got no time managemen’

Without da damn playas having da carry ya from some bankruptcy,


Louie:

I’ll admit, our abilities could be seen as comparable,

Yet when its etiquette you’re simply just Teruteru-terrible!

Have eyes barely existent, yet still goggling at backsides 

Your character went down the gutter like your accent!


Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.

Skibidi Toilet vs Toilet-Bound Hanako - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii and TAFox)

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