I've reserved course for an L because my last name is CRUZ

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
freddy fazbear: AdamDRB

boyfriend: Fightmarker​ 


Written By: Michael Stark, ThatTacoGod & Raichous

Beat Produced By: InsaneBeatz

Vocals Mixed By: Fightmarker

Beat Mixed By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: CannibalWorms

Thumbnail By: Commander Jacob

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Freddy Fazbear
Versus
Boyfriend
Begin!

Freddy Fazbear (0:32 - 0:43):
Hey there kiddos, are you ready for some Freddy Fazbear Fun?
Think you got what it takes? Seems you’re pretty dum da-dum dum dum dumb!
Been a cult classic for years, this child can’t step to my stage to try it
Stalkin’ the halls, you know I’m makin’ the calls when I strike on the Mike… Schmidt
(Record scratch, beat cuts)

Boyfriend (Speaking 0:43 - 0:46):
(clears throat)
Uh, first of all, I’m nineteen..

Boyfriend (0:46 - 0:56):
And it’s Friday Night, I’ll survive alright, sittin’ through your verse’ll be no sweat!
Hold the Phone, Guy, I’ve faced my girl’s Dad, you think you’re a threat?
Of all the Freddyies who’ve Left-Lefty, I’d prefer Krueger R-Right now
But if beating this furry’s how it’s gotta be, you know what’s Up, you’re goin’ Down!

Freddy Fazbear (0:56 - 1:18):
Your rhymes fall flat just like PaRappa, but of your rappers, I’d prefer him
How ironic, a Flash-y DDR game can’t keep a rhythm!
Tried to make New Ground but now I’ll put you under: six feet
Cause I'm owning MCs more often than when your Shit Leaks!
I got the Spring-Lock on the win, chompin’ your lobe like a tasty lemon
Shock the audience so much Mark’ll go: “WAS THAT THE BAR OF 87?!”
Even Pico’s got you Schooled, think you rule? We’ll see when this simp’s crew falls
I mean, you put your life on the line, just because you had some blue balls?

Boyfriend (1:18 - 1:50):
With how Mangled your lore’s gotten, tell me, where’s this L in your timeline?
‘Cuz when rockin’ rhymes’s in my storyline, I’ll set your soul free when I drop the mic
Week after week I spit it Sick!, night after night your spirit sits
Withering, wasting away like your games, but I'll put an end to your gimmick quick!
I’ve fought against hitmen and demons, you think you scare me, Casper?
You can take your clan of Afton gaspers and have ‘em bowin’ down to the spittin’ master
(Yawn) You’re as boring as your gameplay, Sit N’ Survive, rinse and repeat
But if you wanted to put me to sleep, you’d better think twice when I’m killin’ the beat!
I’m X-in’ out this bear’s eyes, even your band knows I fight hard
Puttin’ these Freaky robots in their place, call me the Friday Night Guard
Even after all these weeks I’m keepin’ the lead, just go back to your relevance staying eerie
With the flow from within I’m clinchin’ the win, and no, that’s not just A Theory!

Freddy Fazbear (1:50 - 2:01):
After Five Nights of Fridays, your Funk has run out of power
Workin’ 12 to 6 doesn’t make you slick, Balloon Boy’s clone would cower-
And stand there with his maw wide open, get the suit ready, blow the confetti
Time to leave another soul in your game, if anyone else should dare test Freddy...

ANNOUNCER
Who was the FUNKIEST on the beat?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
(Funky ad-libs)
Stark’s… Rap… Battles!


All Five Nights At Freddy’s properties are owned by Scott Cawthon
All Friday Night Funkin’ properties are owned by ninjamuffin99

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Byakuya Togami vs. Where's Waldo? - Royale Rap battle!

Walk as Byakuya Togami 

Joosh as Where's Waldo

Flow test by Joosh

Mixed by Jort

Written by King ducky & Futur3f1lmm4k3r

Beat prod. Anywaywell 

Cover Art by KCtoons

Byakuya Togami:
Greetings, names Byakuya the Affluent Progeny 
Against a man hops between lady's? Shows what you know about honesty 
I mean, honestly, your skills are like your entire premise; nonexistent
People call your books challenging? I can finish them in three minutes

Your ego’s out of this world so let me bring you down to earth
Your books remind me of my butler because they're a penny's worth
Luckily I won't be reading those worthless books for primaries 
Because a little mistake in a page got it banned from public libraries!

Splitting this candy cane into fract-ions I will show no compas-sion 
Since you’re hiding from the odd law in crowds for crimes you have done
Now I've just became the black-ened murdering you on this track and
Leaving this hippy like his animated series; no one knows it happ-ened 

Where's Waldo?:
You’re one to talk ego with your superiority complex
This second-rate Edgeworth thinks that his weak verse was a flex
I've travelled round the world, my dreams are fulfilled 
While you're providing lies which almost got everyone killed! (Oh!)

Is that you when you're rapping!? You hurt my ears, owie!
The bars that I drop are slapping; you can call me Aoi 
So yo we all know Waldo got that dope flow 
While your only flow’s on a boat when shipped with Makoto!

A cringy danganronpa guy against this icon? battle’s over dude
The only time you get women is when Fukawa's simping over you
Should've made like the breakfast meet and not showed up to battle me
Because now I'll be putting you six feet under the ground by your family!

Byakuya Togami:
No, that's wrong! At Least one of them has to be out there
Instead of looking for you, you should look for anyone who cares
You were made to look idiotic, everything that you wear
Plus your the first man I've ever seen to have bacon strips for hair

Oh and you had some games? Well why don't we take a look
All those boring point and clicks are exactly like the books!
Back in 2016, Wally's film had all the fans hyped to see
But then disappeared and now they’re asking: "Where's Waldo's movie?"

Where's Waldo?:
Togami must be bonkers if he thinks he could beat me
You're the worst of the antagonist everyone much prefers Kokichi 
Now the Togami's have fallen and have finally met their fate
Booted your siblings out of the family but it all was for nothing...Mate!

Byakuya Togami vs. Where's Waldo? - Royale Rap battle! [ft. Walk & Joosh]

Written by JustGamer
All characters voiced by JustGamer
Mixed and Arranged by GamingPlush64
Cover art by Fightmarker

Papyrus:
Sans! Who is this pointy haired nuisance?

Sans:
Hajime Hinata?

Papyrus:
Yes I know! I’m not that clueless
I can tell that this silly human…A HUMAN?
Prepare for battle human! The Great Papyrus is ruthless!
Now watch as I power up my great lyrical attack!
It’ll be so powerful when I launch it on this track!
Are you ready? It’s sure to make you lose
I’ve reserved course an L for the worst DR villain, you!

Hajime:
Guess you already know who I am, it’s a pleasure to fight
Now a verse is a rap with eight bars right?
Well I’ll do my best to fulfill those requirements
Time to prove my worth and show how good my writing is
I fail to see how we match up as opponents
But of course a skeleton leaves his cages wide open
I admit I’m not the smartest, but I do what I can
While this bonehead’s too dim witted to see past a lamp
Put some meat on your bones to improve that Battle Bod
Cause like spaghetti, being in hot water makes you soft
Your dreams remain unattainable, no matter what you do
I’ve seen Kazuichi be a better Royal Guard than you

Papyrus:
That’s nonsense, seems you’re mad from your girlfriend being
Dishonest, then your story set you up for a twist but  
Flopped it, then the anime tried to set you straight  
But refused to resolve your story until it was too late   
You’re somehow more self conscious than me
To fall for your school’s superhuman-making scheme  
Now I can’t turn you in, with you losing your humanity  
Only positive reaction you get now is screaming “Yes Queen!”  

Sans:
I’m lazy myself but your abilities are inadequate
You had to get yourself saved by the previous protagonist    

Papyrus:
Master of traps and raps, against any foe I stand above
This will be the first trial you won’t make it out of

Hajime Hinata:
Offering to go on a date with a child?
Then betraying them when a clash of interests causes danger?
And yet double crossing Undyne all the while?
I see! He's the blackened based on this behavior!
Those who fall to the path of despair all fear me
You’re nothing more than a footnote in a MatPat theory
It seems that I’ve been able to dismantle Nagito’s lie
Cause you’re the stepping stone to your own brother’s boss fight

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(SFM) FNAF SONG Turn Back (Remastered)

♪ PACIFIST ♪

Original made by LHUGUENY!

Watch the animation here!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZP8Cr2MoYA&t=110s

♪ PACIFIST ♪ Original made by LHUGUENY

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-checks soundcloud, sees no music
-"fine, ill do it myself"

Hazbin Hotel - The Radio Demon

Saying A LOT of Things as Undertale Characters

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