This Is Outrageous, This Is Contagious

Like calling a mechanic for a '98 Punto in Eastbourne because the axle is fucked only to be told he will grab you by the nuts and split your forehead if you come anywhere near his chop-shop because you spent your last £500 holiday pennies on 8 grams; So you call the dealership only to be put on hold and forwarded to the Italian congregation who put you onto the Norwegian contingent for litigious recall and remit of ownership who inform you as you used your tax disc and vehicle registration for roach card you might be on your arse. So you boof 4 250ug microdot jellies of spangle to go running up and down the pier in an amber warning gale force wind storm to work up the courage to cave in his skull.

Influence

Fjørr

MonZaynity Ft. MGK

Trying to organise a mid-day teams meeting but more than 67% of your staff are blued to the eyes with opiates

Drowning in a Flat Earth Infinity Pool Featuring Robert De Niro

The Bicentennial Post - Humous Monumental Nonce Burning

Poles integrity
Dissembled bently
Rusted kettle
Water settles

Nylon String
Nettle Sting
The Thing
Dance-Ing

Moving ‘Round
Suffocation
Sound
Defecation 

Urinate

Everything is covered in shit x8

Burz Bogpipe with Severed Tent Water "Everything is covered in shit"

Yes Please

what trying to play fretless bass on stimulants sounds like

StupidSaxyC-3POgothisTromboneallrustyfromTatooine,inhalesmotoroilfumestogetalllimberforTheCantina

Something Dancing this way Cometh (Lavish Euthanasia)

The latest in absolute mud piles from the meekest man going! Put on your octangonal whizzly bizzies wake up and smell the rain people because obviously it's jut gaslit bullshit. Do not worry have no fear please take these pass out and poo in the corner so i can then blackmail you for my 21st century equivalent of lord hawhaw. FFFF-ffff

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