Sex Is Like Coffee, 
Divorce Is Like Tea
Sex is like
a cup of coffee,
creamy, hot and sweet.
<><><><>
You can cup your
hands around it,
put your lips
against it, and
savor the taste.
<><><><><><><>
Two can spoon together
adding lotsa sugar
or sharing what's
sweet and low.
<><><><><>
You can
stir it till
it grows dizzy,
with your flesh colored
swizzle stick.
<><><><><><>
Fill it with a latte,
or a little less
depending on what
you're graced with .
<><><><><><><>
It makes for a
great wakeup
and a nightcap,
it's great with breakfast..
lunch and supper,
and it's good to
the last drop!
<><><><><><>
I always have
two or three
it's stimulating,
and refreshing,
easy to prepare,
and can keep you
going all day.
<><><><><>
You can do it yourself,
or share it
with someone else.
<><><><><><>
It's portable,
you can take
it anywhere,
and brew up
some passion
in the darndest places.
<><><><><>
It has a handle
to grip,
a wide mouth,
and is steamy
and delicious.
<><><><><>
From Chock'full of nuts,
to Sanka very much,
Sex and coffee
have much in common.
<><><><><><><>
Divorce on the other hand
was never my cup of tea,
It brings Salada grief .
<><><><><><>
It comes with many labels
and strings attached
as one packs their bags
with the leavings
of what was once
fresh and tasty.
<><><><><><>
It puts a soul in hot water
till all the colors of love
bleed and seep out.
<><><><><><>
Then what is left
is wrung out
completely
and disposed of.
<><><><><><>
Divorce and tea
Have a lot in common.
<><><><><>
<><><><>
You can cup your
hands around it,
put your lips
against it, and
savor the taste.
<><><><><><><>
Two can spoon together
adding lotsa sugar
or sharing what's
sweet and low.
<><><><><>
You can
stir it till
it grows dizzy,
with your flesh colored
swizzle stick.
<><><><><><>
Fill it with a latte,
or a little less
depending on what
you're graced with .
<><><><><><><>
It makes for a
great wakeup
and a nightcap,
it's great with breakfast..
lunch and supper,
and it's good to
the last drop!
<><><><><><>
I always have
two or three
it's stimulating,
and refreshing,
easy to prepare,
and can keep you
going all day.
<><><><><>
You can do it yourself,
or share it
with someone else.
<><><><><><>
It's portable,
you can take
it anywhere,
and brew up
some passion
in the darndest places.
<><><><><>
It has a handle
to grip,
a wide mouth,
and is steamy
and delicious.
<><><><><>
From Chock'full of nuts,
to Sanka very much,
Sex and coffee
have much in common.
<><><><><><><>
Divorce on the other hand
was never my cup of tea,
It brings Salada grief .
<><><><><><>
It comes with many labels
and strings attached
as one packs their bags
with the leavings
of what was once
fresh and tasty.
<><><><><><>
It puts a soul in hot water
till all the colors of love
bleed and seep out.
<><><><><><>
Then what is left
is wrung out
completely
and disposed of.
<><><><><><>
Divorce and tea
Have a lot in common.
<><><><><>

Sex Is Like Coffee, Divorce Is Like Tea.-Version-(1)-by-Matthew F. Blowers III

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