that time when i stole your candy cane but you told me i could keep it if i stayed

Your Shelter.

Thank you to Cenji for his beautiful vocals, go check out his covers and other work~

★ Cenji
➥ https://soundcloud.com/cenjimusic
➥ https://www.youtube.com/user/CenjiMusic
➥ https://www.facebook.com/CenjiMusic

★ My Artwork 
➥ http://kayjae24.deviantart.com/art/Your-Shelter-655939228

Watch the original
► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (KayJae Remix) [Cenji Cover]

i need to go to my BIOS and Δ my USB 3.0 to on, but I keep forgetting to.

Guilty Crown OST - Bios Delta (KayJae Remix)

how to make a cover when you're low on budget and talent
► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABjkp2S1Zns&t=18s

Naruto OST - Main Theme (KayJae Remix)

Watch my cypher here
► https://youtu.be/TydWKIsy9aw

Listen to my cypher here
♫ soundcloud.com/kaejay42/animecypher2017

Original Beat
♫ https://www.dropbox.com/s/ra3j3clbyz78tcr/beat.mp3?dl=0

Free download! Credit me, and send a link to your rap so I can see how badly I get destroyed :3

Anime Cypher 2017 (KayJae Remix Instrumental)

Watch my cypher
► https://youtu.be/TydWKIsy9aw

Download the beat and destroy me here
♫ soundcloud.com/kaejay42/animecypher2017instrumental

Original Beat
♫ www.dropbox.com/s/ra3j3clbyz78tcr/beat.mp3?dl=0

[LYRICS]

Yeah, this goes out to all my waifus
Cause withoutch’all I’d have no laifu
Mayonnaise sandwiches, yeah
Skrr Skrr

Come across these raps like what the hell is this shit
Bunch o weebs more clueless than the MC from GoSick
I ain’t no rapper but at least I know my place
I threw out my life and became the biggest weeb disgrace

Not an anime youtuber but lemme give you a review
I got a lot to watch but I’ll spare some time for you
You’re in luck - just finished banging the imouto
Now you better clench your Geass ass cause I’m about to go

Got more bitches than Hayate
I ventilate with waifus cause who the hell breathes air?
Oh you do? Guess you’re staying on the harbor
Whilst I drown in the pussies in Nagi no Asukara

You think your lyrical lines are super hot fiya
But chu as weak as Ace, scared of this lil’ bit of lava
Everyone round town knows your bars ain’t profound
Your punchlines make less sense than Guilty Crown

And whilst you struggle with living life in melancholy
I lay in my dakimakuras, Non Non Biyori
My only god, Suzumiya Haruhi 
Repeating every day like a fulfilled hikikomori

My subs are crap and you’re richer than me
But I got my assets stocked up in figurines
I could buy ten thousand Kirinos easily
And brag “Ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii”

So lemme present to you a little eulogy of how it’ll be
Cause when I finish this rap you’ll be sugoku kanashii
First, a lick from a bakemono will rupture your arteries
And then you’ll be really bikkuri, when you find out you’re a nisemonogatari
But that was no surprise and everybody could see
When you were sliced in two in Nekomonogatari
And Second Season of the series?
Getting impaled by your own imouto? You got no control, clearly
I am the king, impaling all in my harem of polygamy

*Phone ring*
Moshi moshi?
Ah, senpai, you picked up!
Yeah, what’s up?
Well, I was actually free this evening, and I was kinda bored…
Ah, sou desu ka?
And I was wondering if you wanted to come over…
Why, what are we gonna shimasuka?
Well, my parents aren’t home…
Shut up bitch, I’m busy watching anime, I got no time for you
*Phone hang up*

See that right there? I’m the realest senpai
I got an unlimited supply of thirsty kouhais
And if you want me to notice you, ya better be a hentai
I’ll show you the kimochii when I come inside

You know what? Let’s have a look at your rhymes
Wait. Am I reading Nisekoi, cause it’s a waste of time
It’s a moe blob anime in words redefined
You must have chuunibyou, this amount of boring’s a crime

Let’s watch your reviews, it’s all blablabla
It’s got less continuity than Durarara!!
Flawed reflection, the perfect synonym for imperfection
Even Shinji’s laughing, at least you cured his depression. Ha ha ha.

You have lost this campaign, it’d be unwise to deny
I win all fame, cause I got all the game and no life with Shiro on my side
You Kannat cross me, my kyoukai too lit
So take your Kiri- Kiri- K- Kirito beater dick and go beat it

I’ve covered waifus and money, now I’m running outta ideas
Just like the anime industry, your end is Nier
Final cutscene: Hatsune Miku sticks a leek up your rear
Wait, you’re in Kangoku Gakuen and you just dropped your soap, oh dear
Whilst you’re the uke of an excessively realistic dildo
Imma take a step back and Re:Start this all the way from Re:Zero
I’m a hero above Subaru, both waifus under my claim
Even Felix got penectomy to be my catgirl main
You hit that Re:Play button, you feel that pain again

Aw, yeah
Actually I’m not that rich
3D girls don’t talk to me
Trash of society represent
Yeah, uh
Kono bangumi wa KayJae no teikyou de okurishimasu
Yeah swag

Anime Cypher 2017 (KayJae Remix)

how to make a ukelele track when you don't know how to ukulele
► https://youtu.be/KKz_jAXKmPE

Lyrics:
Yeah, you ever feel like
When things are going wrong
Only pudding can make it right
But sometimes when you look in the fridge, it’s gone

Another day at work and I’m driven to exhaustion
The dreary cycle of life, it ain’t no complex navigation
But it’s left me nothing but hopes for one thing
And that’s to go home and eat my favourite pudding

But if I open the fridge and that pudding ain’t there
I swear that the clown purge ain’t gonna be your worst scare cause I’ll be your nightmare
I’ll lock you in my lair and give you the deepest despair
Tied down to a chair looking helpless and scared
I'll pull your intestines out your throat as you gasp for air

Well you done done me and I bet you felt it
I tried to be chill but my pudding melted
It fell right through the cracks
Now I'm tryna get it back

Don't take my pudding
I like pudding
It's my pudding
It's not yours

When I open the pudding and you swipe it from my hands
God damn its falling onto land
That moist blob hits the ground as I scream AAAA
Da ting goes skrrr ra, pap pap ka ka ka, skippy kip pap pap, and a pup pup grrrrr boom, skiya kook kook boom, poom poom

pudding fell into the hole of my ukelele

Acoustic Scraps from ➥

Spedpaint ► https://youtu.be/_JMcBqz53LQ

I've Never Fallen For Somebody Before

♫ MV
► https://youtu.be/FlhiqKH-TL8

Lyrics:

Met you on some online game where the guys disguise as girls
And in the sea of trashy waifus, I finally discovered a pearl
Don’t speak as I try to smash, cause we both know that we’re dudes
If you pull, and I’ll push too deep then I’ll fall right into you

Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

Hot dive into VRchat where the 2D comes to life
Just so I can see your face when it’s not a bearded guy
They say that it ain’t true love, but I know my heart’s for you
When I’ve got my loli voice up, you’re the only one I wanna do

Cause you are the piece of me, the internet thinks that I don’t need
I wanna marry you illegally, you’re my senpai, yes I do believe
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy
If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity

Senpai, would be alright with me? 
I don’t know, but, all I do know is that without you, I wouldn’t be alright
Hey, can I ask you a question? Will you—
No! Let me ask. Senpai, will you be my valentine?

If traps are homosexuality, why are you a loli
If traps are blasphemy, why are you so holy
If traps only exist virtually, why are you so real to me
If traps just aren’t meant to be, why are you my only

Why are you my only

Tosha X Leeroy (clarity but it's about two lolis that are actually traps)

♫ Spedpaint
► https://youtu.be/Ay_JmBkjpEo

~Lyrics~

Damn, this loli going psycho, she drink another bottle
Ain’t no one gonna stop her, don’t think she drinking legal
She pop three shots like jello, downs ciders by the boatload
Chugs beers right from the beer hose, I think she pretty cute though
Damn, this loli going tipsy, her vision getting blurry
The clouds are looking funny, my heartbeat getting racy
She leans up with her body, and whispers something lewdly
“Hey, you wanna get with me?”

Finished work and got home, time to head to the bar, ey
At the counter widda drink, girl slides up on par, ey
Asks for twenty-four oz’s, no one ask for ID, ey
“Ain’t it a quiet night for all that cosplay?” I say
She just smiles and waves her PJ’s right at my face
Starts drinking night away, like she trying to waste
I’m concerned for her BMI, hope she’ll be okay, ey
Turn back in a minute, she collapsed on the bench

And I’m like, “Woahhh, man, she out damn cold”
But she wake up, “I want more”
She grabs onto my shoulder
Licks the sweat right of my collar
She says, “Buy me another”
And I can’t even tell her no

Damn, this loli going psycho, she drink another bottle
Ain’t no one gonna stop her, don’t think she drinking legal
She pop five shots like jello, downs vodka straight alone
She got weird clouds that float but I think she pretty cute though
Damn, this loli going tipsy, she getting kinda clingy
Her eyes are looking funny, she looking kinda ecchi
She leans up with her body, and whispers something lewdly
“Hey, you wanna get with me?”

“I think you should stop drinking”, she’s had four dozen drinks, ey
“You should really drink more when it’s Patrick’s Day,
“Though I’m feeling sleepy, so, so nemui”
So I took her home, ‘cause she couldn’t stand alone
She gets into bed, but she pulls me on
Beer in hand, where the heck did that come from?
Slips the buttons on her top-top, her PJ’s go drop-drop
“Just one swish, I can make your dreams rock”

And I’m like, “Woahhh, you’re like twelve years old”
She moans and says, “Don’t worry
“This is virtual reality”
Loli ‘bout to commit sexual assault
Eyes are crazy, vicious like a psycho
Think I’ll die if I tell her no

Damn, this loli going psycho, shooting beams of rainbow
Holes are in the walls, they ain’t just lights for show
She asks me where I’m going, she just wants the bone
Tell her, “Anywhere, as long as it’s not jail, no”
Damn, this loli going psycho, she lewd but she twelve though
She drink too many bottles, please drink when you’re legal
She voms on the floor, get my ass out the door
Quickly Alt+F4, I can’t take this anymore

This is a PSA by KayJae
#nounderagedrinking
Join the cause
Peace out
Mayonnaise sandwiches

Drunk Psycho (psycho but it's about a drunk magical girl)

Side projects and musik, go follow below :3

vvvvvv

Naruto OST - Main Theme (KayJae Remix)

KaeJay

Recent comments

Hari Yanto

Lord Juice

Related tracks