This is the (Pretend TSOP has a Deadringer replacement here. You're getting close with The Other Puppet's "Confined", but other than that, just pretend. Or, think about it, one could say.) (*ARCHIVE BUSTER ARCHIVE BUSTER ARCHIVE BUSTER ARCHIVE BUSTER) replacement for what-is-most-certainly-not my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet". If you think about it, no-one has ever made a Deadringer replacement for a Puppet Pipeline entry, despite the fact at least 19 have a Megalo Clamour replacement! (Well, except Stanson who did actually get one after i made the original Mealdealer, and also *maybe* TSSOP, depending on how you interpret it. And System Failure is also a thing now but i did it first muahaha)

Well, here it is! I TOLD you i'd likely make a V2 at some point, since there were several things in the original i kinda wanted to change, let alone the ideas i got in the time after uploading it. All in all, this is more than anything a revision of the original that i at this point frankly just felt should be out in the open.

Credit where credit is due, the Original TSSP is by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz, and likewise the original deadringer is by @jamangar
And again, Senok came up with the name, and i have actually only after the release of the original realised that the Meal Dealer is an actual item/cosmetic in Team Fortress 2, which just makes it so much more perfect.

MEALDEALER [The Same Same Puppet] (V2)

this cover art is the worst stupidest fucking thing i have ever drawn but im not entirely opposed to it. As for the cover? Took a while to get things right since this isn't a style of music i'm entirely familiarised with, but i'm kinda happy with the result.

Original by @chomps-lmao im somewhat sure? You're welcome.

i may or may not have been bribed

but witH__A COUPLE: cOUPLE more] plays- THE OG ÷ (Cover)

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for not my nmot new and not original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made another take on the AU that started this mess! Wait, no, they have. Actually, don't think about it.

imagine it like nuggets tssp take except its not nuggets tssp take and its also not as cool

* To Kris
* Subject: RE: RE: Important Announcement
* Suicide Hotline? Kris, I am not allowed to use my phone in work hours.

original by @overkill-the-sequel https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel/deltarune-the-same-puppet-spamton-the-salesman-of-all-things reupload because i used the wrong file for the old one. whoops. sorry :/

yo buddy want s

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Spamton The Salesman Of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY" replacement for not my not new and not original AU, "YO BUDDY". Think about it, noone has ever made a TSP cover only for some other guy named after an element to do the exact same thing only 6 hours later after 3 months of there being no new ones, and even covering the exact same song!

* You try to reason with Spamton not to pull the trigger.
* He looks offended and points it at you instead.
* He... aims it back at his own head again?

Original by @overkill-the-sequel https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel/deltarune-the-same-puppet-hey-there-kris-whats-the-name-its-me-spamton-thats

yo b

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] YO BUDDY, WANT

This is the "5000 ping and counting" replacement for not my not new and not original AU, "The Same Puppet... Again". Consider it! Give it a thought! What if Spamton was chronically depressed and stuck in a shitty job?

* To Kris
* Subject: Drill Down (Fleshed out)
* Well, i was stuck in a kind of pit back then, and most importantly was desperate. It was low-hanging fruit. But I know that all it takes is good work ethic to make things work out. It has to be. All I need to do is make deals, the rest can come second.

* To Kris
* Subject: Friends
* May i suggest we circle back on that later?

* To Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Friends, then. Who needs them? I don't. You don't. What I need to do is increase my sale rates, and what YOU need to do is buy what I'm offering. Don't you dare move the goal posts, Kris. And for the love of all that is holy, DON'T trust that man Micheal and the sabotaging lies he spits everywhere he goes. That man is a CRIMINAL, a FILTHY FUCKING C
*
* [Domain not found.]

Original by @overkill-the-sequel https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel/deltarune-the-same-puppet-domain-not-found also massive thanks to @plabet on Discord for the help with the original background images.

no yo buddies this time :(

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Domain not found.

This is the "Desync" replacement. Stop thinking.

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* Kris! You little rascal, you did it! We did it! We've earned the freedom we so very much deserve! No longer will i have to rot away in this hellhole, not another hour spent so wretchedly working my life away. Well, that's what i would have said, but unfortunately... My contracts have not yet expired, and Kris.
* Kris.
* Kris. they never will expire, because on that fateful day i signed away my soul indefinitely.
* ...
* SAY, though, Kris. If i am not mistaken... you have a soul, yes? I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting old me... Borrow it?

* [You take a step back]

* To: Kris
* Subject: RE: Freedom
* Hm? 
* Well, would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE, THEN? WHY QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THE FINISH LINE, AM I RIGHT? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN TEAMWORK, YOU LITTLE SH
* [Error 400: Bad Request.]

Original by @overkill-the-sequel https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel/deltarune-the-same-puppet-400-bad-request

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] 400 Bad Request.

This is the "GIGA プリン" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". It's heavily inspired by @kibo1's remix of Giga Pudding.

* To: Kris
* Subject: ⌧⌧⌧⌧⌧
* There are some deals you should never take, Kris.
* I paid with my soul for my mistake.
* And so will you.

Original by @overkill-the-sequel, but at this point it's virtually its own thing. https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel/deltarune-the-same-puppet-my

my magnum opus

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] SOME 協定

This is the (Insert The Other Puppet Keygen replacement. Wait, why doesn't The Other Puppet have a Keygen replacement??) replacement for (partially) my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". Think about it, why on earth is Keygen such a rarity in the pipeline??

* [As you put the keycard on the little box above the handle, the door to the HQ basement clicks and opens ajar.]
* [You pause for a moment and think back to when Spamton tried to convince you to help him in the cubicle room.]
* [The expression he made when he gave you this probably had the opposite effect.]

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, but this is a new track.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] KEYCARD

This is the "wOAH" replacement for pretty much my sorta new AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". STOP THINKING!!! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!

* [This alleyway feels unnerving. For such a pristine city otherwise, why would this seem so run-down?]
* [Who's that?]

* To: Kris
* Subject: Appearance
* wh-oHhEY! YOU!
* YOU!!!
* WANT SOME DEA-ah FUCK
* ...apologies for the informal introduction.
* I'm Spamton. And i have, guaranteed, just the kind of deals you need in your life. Good deals, the best deals, even! Deals that...
* ...
* i'm begging you.

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] wh-oHhEY!

This is the "Heroes, Together!" replacement for mmm i think this is my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". You thought too much and scared it away! I told like one of you there was gonna be an "a real boy" replacement! Also the original TOP version slaps.

* To: Kris
* Subject: Termination Notice
* What's that Kris, trying to cut my pipes? The ropes bearing the hollow corpse that remains of me? If you were trying to kill me, you should have done so sooner, in an act of mercy and not in self-defense.
* ...
* Wait.
* These tubes... Kris. They're... Were you trying to free me? Earn me my sweet, sweet freedom?
* After all i did, you're trying to help me still??
* ...
* WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!
* THANK YOU, KRIS! THANK YOU!!!
* GO ON THEN!! CUT THAT FINAL TUBE HOLDING ME TIED TO THIS GOD-FORSAKEN PLACE!


[*loud snap*]


[*metallic thud*]

original tsp by @overkill-the-sequel but you already knew that didnt you. you naughty bugger.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Clock Off!

This is the "Caffeine Addict" replacement for uhhhhhhhh shit uh fuck what the fuck was i gonna say uhh. Think about it! Drug abuse! :D

* EY! YOU! YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY LOSERS!
* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY *hic* DO- PALACE!?
* HERE TO *hic* DO, WHAT...!
* YOU..! YOU..???!!.. 
* .?!
* HERE TO GIVE ME COMPANY, ARE YA?
* WELL YOughhgh... SHITHEADS ARE IN LUCK, BECAUSE I'M *hic* A REAL-
* FUN! GUY! FUN!! GUY!!!!
* I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW I.. HAVE FUN.. IN MY WORLD!! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL SEE, YES!!
* DON'T LOOK SO *hic* FRIGHTENED, MY DEAR GUESTS! I AM THE ONE YOU CAME TO SEE, YES! YES!

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel, as well as the Jevil design (and overall character), as a matter of fact.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Raging Addict

This is the "THRASH THE WORLD" replacement for THE alternative universe, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". Think about it, isn't it kinda weird this was never made official even though a character design and basic idea for the song did exist? Either way, here's just another take on this thing that by now a lot of people have done.

* I'LL SHOW YOU BASTARDS FUN! THE BEST KIND OF FUN!
* MY KIND OF FUN.

The original TSP was made by @overkill-the-sequel, as well as the jevil drawing which i referenced for this cover art. Credit to @zootyplex as well for providing their version of the song which i took inspiration from as well. This is also largely based on @lidkas_plus's version of THRASH THE WORLD. So, here it is at last!

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] WORLD OF PAIN

This is the "Blue Screen (cover)" replacement. But it's not based on that.

* To: Kris
* Subject: [no subject]
* thats it i suppose. i dont think ive felt actual hope in so long that... i cant even remember. only to lose it again in an instant.
* theres no happy ending for me. i have to recognise that.
* not even in death can i escape my fate.

Heavily based on https://soundcloud.com/z_65/bad-end

aftermath.ogg

This is the "Probably Not Lil Azzy's Actual Theme But He Does Use It On Occasion" replacement for.... yeah you know. Think about it! Noone has ever made a Lancer's Theme replacement for something that is intended to be mainline-y! I think! Please don't murder me again if i'm wrong! Either way he's here!!!

(turns out that's not what mainliney means. this is not mainliney in the slightest and that's the whole point smh)

* Ho ho hon!
* If it isn't the LOSERS! There you are! You've fallen right into my trap!!
* You have no choice but to SURRENDER and be taken prisoner!!!

* Huh? Who the hell are you supposed to be?
* And jeez, you've already caught us, stop blasting this weird fog everywhere.

* The fog is CRUCIAL to my plan of capturing you!
* Now i only need to figure out how to actually get you to the base...
* ...
* I didn't plan this far ahead.
* Uh, please just stay seated until i figure this out.

* Dude.
* At least tell us who you are.

* Right-y-o! How could i forget?
* I'm THE ONE AND ONLY LANCIERE! Your CAPTURER and LOYAL SERVANT of MY DAD!!
* And you will CEASE ALL HOSTILITIES and DO AS I SAY!!!
* YOU CLOWNS!!!!

* You forgot to lock the door to the cage.
* Agh- DUDE STOP IT WITH THE FOG

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel but this time theres next to no correlation to the original AU

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Most Likely Not Little Lancie's Theme, Although He Does Treat...

This is the "Vs. The Azreikosi" replacement for my...? not my? sorta my AU? "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". Think about it! why is he in white space, is he stupid? get him outta there

* Susie!? What is the meaning of this!?
* We've been looking for you for hours, and you turn up with THIS GUY!?

* THAT'S RIGHT! Your former ally DESERTED you in favour of the good guy side!! HO HO HON!!!
* Now that we're evenly matched, you stand NO CHANCE!

* Don't look so surprised, i haven't had my morning coffee and it's not like you guys were offering me any.

* SEE, all warfare is won through psychology... ...cal warfare! My dad told me that!!
* WITH MY NEW ALLY WHO WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT BETRAY ME AS WELL, WE WILL GRIND YOU LOSERS INTO DUST! AND BRING YOU TO THE BASE!!
* GOOD LUCK! 
* HO HO HON, who am i kidding. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Vs. Lanciere

boy i sure love spending as much time on the thumbnail art as the music itself. worth it tho, im very happy with how this one turned out. Either way, been a while since the last actual cover, so in honour of walt getting a big shot today, here's one of my personal favorite nyctbas. Definitely has another energy than the original, though i'll leave it to you whether that's a good thing or not.

Original track by @z_65, and you can find it here https://soundcloud.com/zalt_65/hey-goat-you-the-goat
Vocals by @plabet

THAT DAMNED LOT (Cover)

This is the "All Possibility" replacement for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?

* shit.

* You've broken down ze défenses of my 'ome et convinced my own son, ze 'eir to my kingdom, to plot against moi and 'is realm.
* Et you're trying zo flee before any consequences can befall toi?

* Look, sir, you've uh- probably mistaken us f-

* Oh, you're not fooling anyone, toi detestable peasant. Je REALLY don't care what your excuse is, either.
* Question-de-fait is, you three picked un combat toi never should 'ave, and je'll 'ave you regret it more zan you could ever imagine.
* Je am frankly impressed, zough. Toi waltz in, 'aving made an 'abitude of treating zis place like your own. Et me like some mineure complication, for zat matter.
* Some trivial roadblock. Weeds zu brush away.
* Quite impressive pour some pathetic worms like toi. Zough je confess je am slightly unnerved by ze snarly one. Je will enjoy seeing toi wail, because ze magnitude of ze defeat ja am about zu-

*Magnitude this, habitude that, you need to lower your fucking attitude and let us kick your ass, old man.

* Tsk. Je am ze GOD of this world. And toi. Toi are DEAD.
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not my proudest work gotta be honest but this is like my fourth attempt at making this song and frankly i feel it's good enough. figuring out this guys role was a bit difficult since TSP doesnt have any set themes for the dark worlds (at least as far as i'm aware, but i really would be surprised), so at least for TSPA, Chapter 1 is intended to be kind of surreal, whereas Chapter 2 focuses on "realistic" media, in this case probably boring office software. Sure jevil doesnt fit into this, but who knows, maybe he's so sad about not fitting in that he resorted to drug abuse to get just a bit of that otherworldlyness.

What even is tspa, anyway? I've seen some uncertainty about it and frankly i gotta admit i'm not sure myself either, but i'll add my two cents. It originally started as just a few covers of TSP songs that i felt i could do something good with, but then soon delved into covers of the full TSP soundtrack - and with SOME DEALS, it became a standalone thing seperate from TSP. Then came the tracks TSP should have gotten, finally finishing its soundtrack, and the tracks that would just be cool to have had. Though, it's not supposed to supplant TSP, and i frankly wouldn't consider it a mere "take", either. I've heard it compared to TSOP Post-Beta and frankly i think that's a good comparison, because i've put some effort into making sure it alligns with future puppets too. In that sense, it can both function as a substitute for TSP in the overall pipeline without breaking its structure too much, but it's also seperate enough from TSP that it can have its own seperate continuations, which there have also been a couple of (Thank you!!).

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] The Further Side

merry fucking christmas, bet you didn't see THIS coming
CHRISTMAS CHEER
i'd wait a bit longer but i wanna get this out before the secret elfton stuff. besides, it's *absolutely* jolly season enough by this point and i'll die on that hill.

original by @nugget-number-3
it exists!!! here https://soundcloud.com/nugnet-2nd-account/hey-its-me-elfton-im-deltarune-the-jolly-ass-puppet

Hey it's me, Elfton. I'm- (Cover)

think! noone has ever gotten ready to post the first soundcloud cover of a puppet pipeline song only for someone else to do it less than an hour earlier- wait didn't this also sorta happen before?

It's been a while yes, i actually covered this song a while back but didn't really like how it sounded so i redid it today since shiatsu is cool. at this point both spamty's megalo clamours together are gonna start rivaling need a meal as the most covered puppet pipeline song(s). for some reason.

original song by @therealmaz 

Shiatsu - Orchestral Cover

some love for stanson
I've been wanting to do a cover of one of this guy's tracks for a while now, and finally got around to doing it. Quite happy with the result, i tried to stay *somewhat* true to the original this time around aside from the crucial addition of a SAXOPHONE

Original by @mister_static and you can find it here https://soundcloud.com/mister_static/click-the-link-to-get-some-f

CLICK THE LiNK TO GEt S0ME F (Cover)

This is both the "jestache" and "Vs. Jevil" replacement for MY AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet: The Adventure Update Part 1". Take a moment to consider this, since both jestache and vs. jevil are referenced in the jevil tracks, i mashed aspects of both into one song!

* Mh.
* I can't even escape you two suckers, even when i give it my all?
* YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES???

* Su-

* SHUT UP, RASILE. Ralise, Ralsei, whatever the FUCK your name is.
* When i feel threatened i hurt people.
* But no, you two dumbasses ignored every damn warning i gave you, and even went as far as to CHASE ME DOWN
* I've had enough of being an afterthought, i've had enough of this weird parallel world, and i've had enough of *you*.
* I'll give you to the count of five to get the fuck out of my sight and never come back.
* Or i'll unleash *hell*.

[ Susie draws her battleaxe! ]

original tsp by this guy called overkill idk if youve heard of overkill

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] red-on-red

This isThis is the "how long have I been here..? Sorry, I-" deplacement for the uh... yeah im not sure what's going on. zincs tsp uploads and tspa go hand in hand chummy

* To: Me
* Subject: Follow-up
* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

* To: Me
* Subject: Follow-up
* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

* To: Me
* Subject: RE: Follow-up
* WHAT THE SHIT
* WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME THIS WAY
* LET ME DIE ALREADY

* To: Me
* Subject: RE: RE: Follow-up
* Yo BUDDY that looks strangely like me! Want some DEALS?
* Hey buddy, that looks like my gun!
* ...
* buddy.
* give me my gun back.

* To: Me
* Subject: Assistance
* FUCK THIS
* I am moments away from shooting YOU through the HEAD, "bUdDY"

scheduled activities will resume after this short word from our sponsor: The Same Puppet, Online! Affiliated with EVERYONE. INCLUDING YOU.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet: Online] Hey there Spamton, what's your deal? YO

* SPAMMIN!
* YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING "for the wicked" COOL?
* CHECK THIS OUT, CHUMMY! "Et voila!"
* BATTLE CRIS! IM A REAL "knight in shining armor"!
* CLUB IN "cold hands", ARMOR WITH "warm heart"!
* NOW 
* HOW ABOUT A "Friend in need" MATCH BETWEEN "united" YOU AND ME "bargain"?
* NOW THAT "The die is cast"?
* ON THE "count" OF "blessings" TWENTY! 
* "Break a leg", SPAMMIN!

I've been wanting to do this for quite a while actually but now that a couple other people i thought now was as good a time as any. It's also a great excuse to write cris dialogue!
The original song is by @zootyplex and you can find it here https://soundcloud.com/zootyplex/deltarune-the-otherer-puppet-battle-cris (Also check out the rest of the otherer puppet it's the definition of peak (though if you're reading this you probably already have))

* SPAMMIN IM GONNA "straw that broke" YOUR "camel's back"!

HEY SPAMMIN, YOU KNOW ME! IM CRIS AND ILL (Cover)

C'est le remplacement "sleetmarsh" de mon UA, "Runedelta : La Même Marionnette, Encore Une Fois" Isn't it wild to THINK that this is the first TSPA replacement for a song that has never been covered before in the pipeline? Here at TSPA incorporated, we're all about pushing boundaries :sunglasses:. i wonder why though, sleetmarsh is a great track and i feel this alone adds a ton of substance to chapter 1. 

* [Smells like fabric and acrylic paint.]
* [Or is it oil paint? Or a third, more sinister kind of paint?]
* [Art class never was your strong suit.]

* Look, Kris, up ahead! I think i see the "base" that little guy was talking about!
* No way something that huge could be anything else, it's like a whole city!

* That's like... Wait how far away is that? It looks weird from here.
* It's like my eyes can't really judge it?

* You have eyes?

* ...What?

* What?

* ...
* Well, we still gotta get going if we're ever gonna get there.

* Well said, Kris! Maybe our progress becomes more clear elsewhere!

* Right. 
* Susie, c'mon, i know you're dragging your feet on purpose.

* Whaza-wh-huh? Oh. Yeah... Right.
* I'm doing it... because you suck.
* screw you.

tsp by underrevive but its opposite day

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Vallée Des Couleurs

This is the "Confined" replacement for the AU "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again", commonly known as "TSPA". Think about it, noone has ever released the deadringer before the clamour! (MASSIVE props to Blueshroom for the original song too, tis but a cover, in true spamton track fashion)

* To: Kris
* Subject: Deja Vu
* KKRIS
* KRIS!
* Didn't forget me after all, did you?
* You making hay-

* Stay still. This doesn't have to take long.

* To: Kris
* Subject: Futility
* Isn't it IRONIC, KRIS?
* You're alone. You're terrified. I can hear it in your voice.
* And best of all? IT'S ALL YOUR OWN FAULT.
* AHAHEHAHEE!
* But! I know a thing or two about being in the weeds already. So, what do you say we quit punting where this is inevitably going?
* As per my last email, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, KRIS.

Again, this song is a (slightly modified) cover of BlueShroom's "BLOCKLIST", which you can find here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4sRN9AKxj4
Also takes some inspiration here and there from "OPENIFIRE" https://soundcloud.com/zootyplex/ghost-of-the-past-a-present-for-the-future (when the pipeline loops back onto itself)

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] BLOCKLIST

This is the "Oh! Kinda Chilly Too" replacement for. I rescind my previous comments about thinking. Learn to think for yourself, and think critically of what you read online! If you're even a little unsure about something, make sure to check and verify that the sources are trustworthy!

* [The air is thick and moist, yet smells pleasantly like lavender?]
* [White noise fills the air from a thousand miniature waterfalls all around you pouring infinitely out of seemingly nowhere.]
* [You wonder about the logic behind that, but decide not to think too hard about it.]

* So i know this place probably seems confusing, but i know it quite well actually. There's a little town a little in uh...
* That direction.

* How do you know? Out of curiosity. It all looks the same to me.

* Well, I used to go fishing here when i was younger. You would not BELIEVE just how full of life these waters are, in fact i actually still go here sometimes! Very often, actually. I actually even won the regions competition for the biggest fish caught this year! You should've SEEN the size of that thing! They usually call them lumifish, since they glow when frightened, but they can also get absolutely massive. The one i caught probably-

* [You zone out as Rasile blabbers about fishing. You wonder how you got into this situation in the first place.]
* [Susie's seemingly left her spot and come over to join in on the monologue.]

* ...Anyway, if you two weren't so insistent on getting out of here i would've shown you a little more around. I mean, if you're interested we could probably do it befo...
* ...
* Weird. It's usually not very foggy he-

* [A loud thud comes from above, startling the three of you]
* [CRASH]

* GOTCHA!

tsp? the same puppet? from deltarune: the same puppet? it was made by overkill. yeah.

i discern that i have waded too deep for my own good. the fierce undercurrent of the pipeline claims my poor, unsullied soul.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] White Waters

3v4l_WIZARDreissit
* ENOUGH!!!
* r/TodayYOULearn to respect your elders!
* You want a fight, you brat!? I'll give you an r/BossFight to REMEMBER!
* r/Teenagers like you... I ALWAYS say r/KidsAreFuckingStupid!
* AND I KEEP BEING RIGHT!
* I CAST CURSE OF r/EconomicCollapse!
* Your eggs will cost THRICE as much now!

Daki_theOG
* Ayo what the fuck??
* I finna beat yo ass, cuh...

3v4l_WIZARDreissit
* Speaking of eggs...
* TESTICULAR TORSION!

Daki_theOG
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHH

Original song was made by @therealmaz and you can find it here: https://soundcloud.com/jart-ist/scream-their-regrets
Reissit was WELL overdue for a cover, even though i made this late in the evening on a weeknight. totally worth it.
vocals by @plabet im positive of that

SCREAM THEI-R SCREAM THEI-R R-EGRETS AFTE (Cover)

This is a "Neo-Ruins" replacement for an AU. Which others are there? Do you lie helplessly trapped by myriads of them, or is are these utterings some cruel joke? Will you open your eyes and find out, or live in the bliss of ignorance? It's like some kind of.... deltarune the same puppet again....

* [The walls seem to be melting, but are at the same time as rigid as ever. It's like they lose all composition and then resolidify every passing moment.]
* [You look outside a large window in the hallway. Outside lies a seemingly endless expanse of grasslands with clear blue skies and a single gravel path twisting between the hills.]
* [That wasn't there when you looked at this place from outside.]
* [A sense of dread fills you from looking at it.]

* Lancie? Do you mind if i ask a question?

* Ask ahead, Private Vert!

* Ve... what?
* ...
* How do you know we're on the right path? I could've sworn we've been in this room like 3 times already.

* Don't question my IMPECCABLE navigation skills! I was TRAINED to NAVIGATE and I KNOW this place as if it were my home!!
* Which it IS!
* This is generic water room number 59!

* ...Number 59!?

* Yeah my dad has SO many of these completely identical water rooms. I tried to count them once and i got lost for THREE DAYS!
* And that time he didn't even spend finding me, he spent it just GETTING there!
* Ho ho hon!
* ANYWAY! We should be near the inner quart... Inner qu.. qwa- croi... whatever my dad calls them soon! I just call them the MYSTERY ZONE because if you get far enough in, every time you go through a door, the room is never the same one as last time!!
* They're SUPER UBER SECRET though, so it's the first time anyone but me and dad have been there i think.
* I'm sure he won't mind, he's the best!
* Make sure to enjoy the scenery while you can still make it out! Ho hon!!

* ...
* I'm good, i'm already on the verge of throwing up.
* But thanks.

credit for the original TSP goes to this @overkill-the-sequel lad.
imma be real in hindsight this isnt that good i wish i hadnt released it so soon

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Complex Perplex

This is the "KEEL" replacement for uhhhghhhhgjgdnklææææøøøøååæøææåæøææøæåå. Did you know the eiffel tower can be up to 15cm taller during summer due to thermal expansion?

* Ze order of zis world, et of zis great might, determines 'ow we act, Lancie. You take mon power for granted.
* Zis is the natural state of affairs. And zis is 'ow it was meant zu play out, no matter if zey "befriended" toi or were trying zu kill toi.
* Toi have been lucky, alzough zat, toi 'ave taken for granted, too.
* Je ask toi to leave us be.
* Je know toi will not be able zu bear zu see what 'as to 'appen. 

* Wh... what? 
* Why have you-

* Lancie.
* Leave. Now.

* ...
* You know what? 
* No!
* I hate to do this, i really do, dad, but... This isn't right.
* They haven't done anything wrong!! I've never seen you treat anyone like thi-

* LEAVE NOW, OR JE WILL MAKE TOI. DO NOT DISSAPOINT MOI, LANCIERE.

* (Lancie seems deeply appalled and takes a couple steps back)

* ...
* I'm sorry.

* (Lancie quickly and decisively aims his wand at his father)
* (In an instant and with a loud thud, a dense fog fills the void)

* RUN!!!

tsp. overkill. connect the dots and a grand revelation awaits you.
i took my time this time and im glad i did

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] MIGHT

SPAM_B997 (ALL): COUGH
SPAM_B997 (ALL): COUGHH COUGH COUGH AUGH
SPAM_B997 (ALL): KHHHHH COUGH KHH AUYGHHH COUGH COUGH KHHRHRHKK COUGH MY LUNGS
SPAM_B997 (ALL): COUGHHHHHHHHHHHH KHRHHRKRKKKKR AHHJJKKKKRHRKRKKK COUGH
< reformedkrissp > who thought this was a good idea
SPAM_B997 (ALL): COUGHHH CKRKH COUGH
SPAM_B997 (ALL): YOU HAVE 
SPAM_B997 (ALL): COUGH
SPAM_B997 (ALL): INFINIED YOUR LAST MINE, KRISS P
< reformedkrissp > what
SPAM_B997 (ALL): LUNG CANCER BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< reformedkrissp > AAUUGHGHGHGHGH KRHRHARKK COUGH VKKRHHAKHH COUGHHH COUGH
< remoulade > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

some appreciation for Spam B, im glad people are seemingly opening their eyes to this guy because he's genuinely my favourite "underdog" 3same. So i decided what better way to honour this than to break tradition and for the first time ever post a (non-orchestral) cover of something that's not a nyctba. no way!!!!! Bet you didn't see this coming did you!!!!!!!!

Original song by @spam_b and you can find it here https://soundcloud.com/spam_b/black-coal
Fountain stature, which i also included, is by @zootyplex and you can find it here https://soundcloud.com/buttinformer-underscore/wanna-see-me-run-around-that-mountain-and-back

BLACK COAL (Cover)

This might be a replacement for an AU that certainly exists, that being "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again", but i'm not sure! If you think about it, all three puppet pipeline rude busters (that i'm aware of) (that aren't TSSP's fake one smhhhh) end in "-er"! For a supposedly minor replacement, this took ridiculously long both on the music and art front lmao

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* [Besommil blocks your path!]
* [Its very presence feels fibrous.]

* Oh HELL yeah!
* Better time than ever to get some milage on this bad boy.

[ Susie draws her battleaxe! ]

* Uh, Susie, not to interrupt but this might be-

* Come on Resin, stop pretending you could possibly stop me.
* Hey little blue dude! Think fast!

* ...Was worth a shot.
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Original TSP by this... this guy. I think he was called Overkill? Yeah i'm positive it was @overkill-the-sequel. Thumbnail also largely inspired by https://soundcloud.com/sinholderangles/killpeopleforfun

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